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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! 
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I say we all write in Ron as president hehe  |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL, oh no, that 'other' job would take him away from his duties here! I don't think the presidency allows as much space for creativity, anyway. But I could be wrong.  |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
He'd surely do a better job, wouldn't he? |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
Smiles.... It would depend on his platform (: |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
All of his speeches would be poems  Oh, make me Thine forever |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
They would wouldn't they (: |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
I meant he not they.... sorry no consperacy theorys... Juju |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
well he certainly couldn't do any worse |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
He'd have Colin Powell editing/deleting my posts? |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Sorry, but I would vote against him. I wouldn't wish that job on my worst enemy..and Ron? He would be a great president..fair-minded to a fault. But the stress would get to him... And besides, his campaign slogan would be: SOON |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
quote: Toe, I doubt Colin Powell would be qualified to edit your posts, as most would go right over his head (as I'm fairly sure many do when I read them). I was thinking maybe Timothy Leary or Harry Reams? Hermits who hide in caves make poor politicians. The only upside to being a hermit is that I could pretty much guarantee there would be no sex scandals. |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
suq scandals maybe?  |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
If you just kept Ashcroft on as AG I'm sure he'd be quite adequate to edit Toe?  Um.. can I get Secretary of the Treasury? |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
May I be Vice President? As Mod in Adult, I know vice when I see it!!  |
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Ron
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-05-19
Posts 8669Michigan, US |
quote: Neener, neener, Nanner. And it's in your silly Scrabble dictionary, too!  quote: Sure thing, Reb. Though I've never quite figured out why the President has so dang many secretaries in the cabinet. I mean, how many people do you need to answer the phone and get coffee any way? I think the first change I would make would be to fire half the secretaries and just put in an answering machine. It works in Colon, it'll work in D.C.! BTW, Reb … I take my coffee black. quote: You're not going to vote for me, Sharon, but you want to be VP? Okay. Sounds like you've already got politics wired. |
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Local Rebel Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-21
Posts 5767Southern Abstentia |
Hail to the Cheif! I'll get your coffee just as soon as I clean up around the Treasury Department... (and then I'll be retiring to spend more time with my family) |
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Jeffrey Carter
since 2000-04-08
Posts 2367State of constant confusion! |
LMAO I want to be campaign manager ... who can we get to write the speeches?  LOL |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Can I take care of your Scotties?....I'll give them Science Diet?..Harry Reams?..The Porn guy?...Tim Leary was okay...his brother "Really" was cool....LSD won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya..... |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
*scratchin' my head* Timothy Leary's brother was named "Really" Leary? hmm. Now that's funny! gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee  |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Serenity...I think he named his son Ellis D. |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
 It took a full two seconds for that to sink in, Toe. Sheesh.  |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Well shucks. I want in on this gravy train before it leaves the station. Got a position for me, Ron?  |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Ron, to clarify..if you run, I'll be there for you. But if we're writing your name in against your wishes, I won't vote for you. But if you WANT to be President, I most definitely would like to be your vice... |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Look at it this way Ron...do you remember when the then famous "Smother's Brothers show" was on and Pat Paulsen ran for President?...He said he was running because "Everyone needs a place to stay".... |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Okay, if Ron can make the world as great as the blue pages and get all the same people in his cabinet...then he's got my vote! Love this thread! |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
 I should like to apply for the secretaries positions, all of them! I could pretend to be a voice-activated answering machine, and as long as you pay me a portion of all those other secretaries salary, no problem. If you make it a portable phone, I could even get you coffee. "Hello, you have reached the automated answering service at the office of the President. The President is not in right now, he is busy doing something. If you are reporting a war, please push 1, if you are protesting hunger, or health care, push 2. If you are reporting illegal use of firearms, please push 3. If you know what department you wish, say it now, or push 4 for a listing of available secretaries All other concerns including alligators, large rodents on the road, critters in unwanted places such as swallow nests, please push 5 or call this number 1-800-Get-gore. Thank you for calling, your vote is important to us, Bless America. Oh by the way, I will also provide translation services in several languages for an added fee. |
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iliana Member Patricius
since 2003-12-05
Posts 13434USA |
Alright, now that's a start, Sharon & PoetdeVine & Sunshine as part of the team! How could anything be better! Come on, Ron, consider it. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO at Mysteria's reply. Dang, she can do the job of half-a-dozen or more! I say vote for Sharon, no matter who gets the captains seat! |
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Juju Member Elite
since 2003-12-29
Posts 3429In your dreams |
I call CIA or be ahead of propaganda.... If I agree with your platform......HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHH That's the fun jobs! JUju |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Yea, I can hear Mysteria's pre-recorded message now: Hello! Thanks for calling the White House, Please do as you are told, Your call is quite important to us And we're putting you on hold. Please type in your SSN, Make sure it is correct, It's only nine dashed numbers Mis-type, we will reject. We'll lead you thru the small routine, Please use your touch type phone, Press nine and follow with a star Whenever you hear the tone. If you're a new American, Press two, if old-press three, Press four in case you have complaints, Then hold on won't you please? You have pressed four, please wait a tad, While I transfer you, And please enjoy, while we play A symphony or two The President is busy now, Thanks for being patient Your call is important to us We'll be with you in a minute.... click...click...click...click... "Hello, Thanks for calling the White House, Please do as you are told, Your call is quite important to us, And we're putting you on hold..." |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
And they would probably wait on the line too I bet? Okay so I didn't get the secretaries jobs I take it? Okay then I know,what did Monica do at the White House? Just her job I mean? I will create a scandal, then I can launch a new purse and shoe line to sell on eBay because I will become famous right? Never mind that it will ruin a perfectly great President in the process.All kidding aside, heck you are the President at least here, and you are a great one - so you get my vote. |
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