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Jeffrey Carter
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0 posted 2004-07-30 03:42 PM



I say we all write in Ron as president hehe

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1 posted 2004-07-30 03:53 PM


LOL, oh no, that 'other' job would take him away from his duties here!
I don't think the presidency allows as much space for creativity, anyway. But I could be wrong.

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2 posted 2004-07-30 10:53 PM


He'd surely do a better job, wouldn't he?
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3 posted 2004-07-31 01:28 PM


Smiles....

It would depend on his platform

(:

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4 posted 2004-07-31 01:35 PM


All of his speeches would be poems

Oh, make me Thine forever
And should I fainting be
Lord, let me never ever
Outlive my love for Thee

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5 posted 2004-07-31 02:25 PM


They would wouldn't they
(:

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6 posted 2004-07-31 02:42 PM


I meant he not they.... sorry

no consperacy theorys...


Juju

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7 posted 2004-07-31 07:57 PM


well he certainly couldn't do any worse
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8 posted 2004-08-02 02:01 PM


He'd  have Colin Powell editing/deleting my posts?
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9 posted 2004-08-02 05:38 PM


Sorry, but I would vote against him. I wouldn't wish that job on my worst enemy..and Ron? He would be a great president..fair-minded to a fault. But the stress would get to him...

And besides, his campaign slogan would be: SOON

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10 posted 2004-08-02 06:05 PM


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And besides, his campaign slogan would be: SOON  

Toe, I doubt Colin Powell would be qualified to edit your posts, as most would go right over his head (as I'm fairly sure many do when I read them). I was thinking maybe Timothy Leary or Harry Reams?  

Hermits who hide in caves make poor politicians. The only upside to being a hermit is that I could pretty much guarantee there would be no sex scandals.

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11 posted 2004-08-02 06:44 PM


suq scandals maybe?

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12 posted 2004-08-02 06:53 PM


If you just kept Ashcroft on as AG I'm sure he'd be quite adequate to edit Toe?  

Um.. can I get Secretary of the Treasury?

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May I be Vice President? As Mod in Adult, I know vice when I see it!!
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14 posted 2004-08-02 07:55 PM


quote:
sug'as-sûq Arabic name for a market in a city or village.

Neener, neener, Nanner. And it's in your silly Scrabble dictionary, too!

quote:
Um.. can I get Secretary of the Treasury?

Sure thing, Reb. Though I've never quite figured out why the President has so dang many secretaries in the cabinet. I mean, how many people do you need to answer the phone and get coffee any way? I think the first change I would make would be to fire half the secretaries and just put in an answering machine. It works in Colon, it'll work in D.C.!

BTW, Reb … I take my coffee black.    

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May I be Vice President?

You're not going to vote for me, Sharon, but you want to be VP?

Okay. Sounds like you've already got politics wired.


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15 posted 2004-08-02 08:00 PM


Hail to the Cheif!  

I'll get your coffee just as soon as I clean up around the Treasury Department...

(and then I'll be retiring to spend more time with my family)

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16 posted 2004-08-02 08:23 PM


LMAO I want to be campaign manager ... who can we get to write the speeches? LOL
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17 posted 2004-08-03 07:30 AM


Can I take care of your Scotties?....I'll give them Science Diet?..Harry Reams?..The Porn guy?...Tim Leary was okay...his brother "Really" was cool....LSD won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya, won't hurt ya.....
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18 posted 2004-08-03 09:42 AM


*scratchin' my head*

Timothy Leary's brother was named "Really" Leary?

hmm.

Now that's funny!

gleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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19 posted 2004-08-03 09:46 AM


Serenity...I think he named his son Ellis D.
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20 posted 2004-08-03 09:55 AM




It took a full two seconds for that to sink in, Toe.

Sheesh.


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21 posted 2004-08-03 11:58 AM


Well shucks.  I want in on this gravy train before it leaves the station.  Got a position for me, Ron?  
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22 posted 2004-08-03 05:30 PM


Ron, to clarify..if you run, I'll be there for you. But if we're writing your name in against your wishes, I won't vote for you. But if you WANT to be President, I most definitely would like to be your vice...
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23 posted 2004-08-03 05:52 PM


Look at it this way Ron...do you remember when the then famous "Smother's Brothers show" was on and Pat Paulsen ran for President?...He said he was running because "Everyone needs a place to stay"....
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24 posted 2004-08-04 12:12 PM


Okay, if Ron can make the world as great as the blue pages and get all the same people in his cabinet...then he's got my vote!  Love this thread!  
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25 posted 2004-08-04 01:30 AM


  I should like to apply for the secretaries positions, all of them!  I could pretend to be a voice-activated answering machine, and as long as you pay me a portion of all those other secretaries salary, no problem.  If you make it a portable phone, I could even get you coffee.   

"Hello, you have reached the automated answering service at the office of the President.  The President is not in right now, he is busy doing something.  If you are reporting a war, please push 1, if you are protesting hunger, or health care, push 2.  If you are reporting illegal use of firearms, please push 3.  If you know what department you wish, say it now, or push 4 for a listing of available secretaries All other concerns including alligators, large rodents on the road, critters in unwanted places such as swallow nests, please push 5 or call this number 1-800-Get-gore.  Thank you for calling, your vote is important to us, Bless America.  

Oh by the way, I will also provide translation services in several languages for an added fee.

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26 posted 2004-08-04 01:48 AM


Alright, now that's a start, Sharon & PoetdeVine & Sunshine as part of the team!  How could anything be better!  Come on, Ron, consider it.  
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27 posted 2004-08-04 08:28 PM


ROTFLMAO at Mysteria's reply. Dang, she can do the job of half-a-dozen or more!
I say vote for Sharon, no matter who gets the captains seat!

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28 posted 2004-08-06 10:50 PM


I call CIA or be ahead of propaganda.... If I agree with your platform......HEHEHEHEHEHHEHEHH

That's the fun jobs!

JUju

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29 posted 2004-08-09 08:10 AM


Yea, I can hear Mysteria's pre-recorded message now:

Hello! Thanks for calling the White House,
Please do as you are told,
Your call is quite important to us
And we're putting you on hold.

Please type in your SSN,
Make sure it is correct,
It's only nine dashed numbers
Mis-type, we will reject.

We'll lead you thru the small routine,
Please use your touch type phone,
Press nine and follow with a star
Whenever you hear the tone.

If you're a new American,
Press two, if old-press three,
Press four in case you have complaints,
Then hold on won't you please?

You have pressed four, please wait a tad,
While I transfer you,
And please enjoy, while we play
A symphony or two

The President is busy now,
Thanks for being patient
Your call is important to us
We'll be with you in a minute....

click...click...click...click...

"Hello, Thanks for calling the White House,
Please do as you are told,
Your call is quite important to us,
And we're putting you on hold..."



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30 posted 2004-08-11 03:23 PM


And they would probably wait on the line too I bet?

Okay so I didn't get the secretaries jobs I take it?  Okay then I know,what did Monica do at the White House?  Just her job I mean?   I will create a scandal, then I can launch a new purse and shoe line to sell on eBay because I will become famous right?  Never mind that it will ruin a perfectly great President in the process.

All kidding aside, heck you are the President at least here, and you are a great one - so you get my vote.

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