Suthern's Confession to Toerag...

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Balladeer

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0 posted 2002-02-20 06:16 PM

Poor Suthern went to Toerag
She really was a mess.
She said, "My darling, there is something
That I must confess!"

That Balladeer came by last night
And woo'ed me with his rhymes
Then kissed me twice and held me tight
Then he took me three times!

I know my actions were a sin.
My love for you is true..
Please tell me what I must now do
To make it up to you.

He said, "This is quite serious.
I can't ignore these crimes.
Drink a glass that's filled full with
The juice from seven limes."

Suthern said, "Is that all, dear?
I'll be returned to grace?"
"No", he said, "but it will wipe
That dumb smile off your face!!!!!"

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (02-20-2002 06:19 PM).]

Marsha

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1 posted 2002-02-20 06:41 PM

’Deer dear heart well that had me laughing out loud and that’s something that I sorely need this week. Fabulous writing as always and perfect flow and rhyme.

Another for the favourite file, I can never have too many smiles

Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79

strbbux
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2 posted 2002-02-20 06:43 PM

HAHAHAHAHA cant stop laughing, Oh my oh my this is too much and that little green grin really helped it along baladeer. floria

Floria

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But die with all their music in them"
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

doreen peri
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3 posted 2002-02-20 06:47 PM

hehe

you're a funny Poet!

Wanda
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4 posted 2002-02-20 07:16 PM

I am still laughing at this one..Good poem. Wanda

Honeybee
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5 posted 2002-02-20 07:24 PM

LOL!

you rock m'dear Deer!

Melissa~

"Poetry is not an opinion expressed...
it is a song that rises from a bleeding
wound...or a smiling mouth"

~Kahlil Gibran~

Mistletoe Angel

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6 posted 2002-02-20 07:27 PM

(giggles in delight) Awwwwww, this is sooooo hilarious, dearest friend, you always make me smile and never cease to delight me with your words! (big hugggssssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, this is outstanding! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Denise

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7 posted 2002-02-20 08:11 PM

Too too funny, Michael!

Bill Charles
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8 posted 2002-02-20 08:17 PM

Balladeer - yours are always a treat to read. But three times, h'mmmm, h'mmmm, as I ponder....

BC

Duncan
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9 posted 2002-02-20 08:21 PM

So, if Tracey comes back from Florida with a dumb smile on her face...hmmmmmm?!?

[This message has been edited by Duncan (02-20-2002 08:23 PM).]

rosepetals25

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10 posted 2002-02-20 08:51 PM

Balladeer,

LOL .. I love when you write funny

I am still giggling..

Duncan.. ya better get that glass of lime juice ready

LOL

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
- Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

Sunshine

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11 posted 2002-02-20 09:14 PM

Ah, laughter! Feels wonderful!

Victoria

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12 posted 2002-02-20 09:19 PM

thanks for the laugh Deery

~Vic

Kit McCallum

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13 posted 2002-02-20 10:11 PM

ROFL ... ahhh, just the grins I needed! Loved it Michael !

Best wishes and hugs,
/Kit

Larry C

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14 posted 2002-02-20 11:15 PM

Balladeer,
Nobody is better at stirring up trouble! But a kiss and tell? Hmmm.

Balladeer

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15 posted 2002-02-20 11:23 PM

LOL! Thanks, all, for your comments. I really enjoy being able to put a smile on someone's face, especially when can really use one.

For those of you who don't know Suthern, she is a lady of the highest class who would probably break my arm if I ever even made a pass at her! Fortunately, she also has a wonderful sense of humor and tolerates me.

Duncan..no worries, good sir. My neighbor and good friend Sy (Seymour Tabin here) has accepted my invitation to come along so we will be chaperoned....darn it! I was SO SURE he would say no!

Bill Charles..er, call it poetic license!

[This message has been edited by Balladeer (02-20-2002 11:26 PM).]

suthern

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16 posted 2002-02-21 09:23 AM

ROFLMAO!!! I love this, Balladeer!!! I just wish I hadn't been drinking diet coke when I read it... though my desk did need cleaning. *G*

Here I was innocently (and fairly successfully *G*)hiding from the werk monster, surreptitiously peeking into poems, promising my chores that I'd get to them "in just a minute"... and then my composure started disintegrating the moment I glimpsed your title... and rapidly vanished completely. *G*

suthern's always a mess... and is sitting here with a dumb grin on her face... but I'm seriously missing some very interesting memories! LOL I know I'm blonde... but I swear I don't remember a thing. *G* Please tell me you're not that forgettable, Deer One!!! *bratty grin*

By the way, I don't just tolerate you... I adore you.... and I gave up breaking arms for Lent. *G*

Now where's that Toerag? *G* I grovel REAL well!!! ROFL.

Interloper

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17 posted 2002-02-21 09:40 AM

Why do we not have an icon for a slightly evil grin?

amigo
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18 posted 2002-02-21 10:01 AM

This is so funny, Michael dear, you just made my day....thank you...

Lucie
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19 posted 2002-02-21 10:45 AM

I'm aghast, I can't believe
the words that I've just read.
I read it once, I read it twice
is it true what has been said?

It must be true, 'Deer said so.
That Balladeer don't lie.
He wouldn't tell a fib like this
he's an upstanding kinda guy.

I think I'll find a lawyer
perhaps I'll file a suit.
Amazing after all this time
Toe's still hoarding fruit.

Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all.

Madame Chipmunk
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20 posted 2002-02-21 08:10 PM

LOL......great job, Michael!

but there's nothing wrong with a grin, no matter how stupid or silly it looks.....its better than a lemonface!

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"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

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