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Joe and the Squirrel
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Joe and the Squirrel |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
The Squirrel and Joe Let me tell you a story I happen to know it’s about a squirrel and a guy named Joe You see Joe had a pet squirrel when a boy He played with that squirrel just like a toy Now the squirrel was intelligent as could be Joe loved him so he would let him run free He’d hide when Joe’s Dad was around in fact he was not anywhere to be found That squirrel was forbidden in the house Joe’s Dad put him on the level of a louse “He’s a destructive creature Joe,” he would say Whatever he destroys you will have to pay Now Joe loved that squirrel with all his might he knew he’d have to keep him out of sight His Dad had threatened to make squirrel stew Joe figured that’s what he’d do if he only knew One Thursday night Joe was asleep in his bed The squirrel was curled up; so nothing to dread Joe’s Dad was at the table eating a piece of pie The squirrel peeked out, and the pie he did spy Quickly the squirrel ran up the leg of the chair jumped on Joe’s Dad, flew up into his hair Joe’s Dad let out a scream, the squirrel fell “Joe, get this squirrel,” he said with a yell Joe could be seen flying out of his room by this time his Dad had grabbed a broom This man had a temper like a powder keg The squirrel ran up his Dad’s pant leg He danced around all over the floor Joe knew he was doomed to get“what for” He was glad his Dad wore his bibbs eventually the squirrel climbed up his ribs The squirrel jumped out on the table then came a scream from Aunt Mable Joe grabbed for the squirrel, caught his tail wondered how long he could prevail Joe’s Dad was swinging the broom He chased Joe all across the room Joe cleared the door and ran outside still holding the squirrel by the backside He dropped the squirrel who ran for a tree then Joe tripped over a pail, landed on his knee That was the end of the friendship with the squirrel Joe decided it was safer to spend time with a girl Written by, Wanda 12/29/01 |
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Streen Member
since 2001-11-28
Posts 169 |
I love this poem.  It certainly got an audible laugh out of me. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Oh Wanda...you certainly can come up with some really Nutty ones.....enjoyed..thanx.. |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
I have a squirrel scene in one of the books I began to write years ago. They have such crazy antics!! I love this so much!! |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Streen; I am glad you enjoyed the poem. Thank you for reading and commenting. Wanda |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Barry; Yes, it is somewhat of a nutty story. Actually, the story is loosely based upon the pet squirrel my Dad had when he was a boy. He did crawl up to grab a bite of pie and ended up biting my grandfather. That was the end of the pet squirrel. Perhaps the real story would have been more fun. Wanda |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Amusemi; Yes, squirrels do have some cute antics. I have watched a squirrel run up the steps to the front of the house, and play on the front porch. Inside there is a little pom dog going nutso wanting to get out and tangle with the squirrel. This happened over and over as if the squirrel was deliberately trying to agitate the dog. If that was the intent, it certainly was successful. Thank you for your comments. Wanda |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (smiles) Awwwwwwww, this is soooooooo cute and adorable, sweet friend, I feel sorry for Joe but I know that he will be so very happy when he finds his dream girl! (kiss on cheek) This had me giggling in delight, sweet friend, we all love you so much! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Wanda, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Noah; Since this poem is loosely based upon a pet squirrel that belonged to my father, I know that he never forgot him and the fun he had with him until that fateful day. Thank you for your comments. Wanda |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
LOL...I chuckled and chuckled at this one, Wanda...Squirrels and chipmunks are cousins, so it was amusing to read of the antics of my cousin.  I especially enjoyed the squirrel going up inside the dad's bib overalls! copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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jennirey Member
since 2002-01-24
Posts 198North Richland HillsTx |
Wanda, this is the fist i have ever read by you, But let me tell you two Stories. My Dad (named Joseph paul)LOL Won a Sugar baby (flying Squirel) at the county fair. One night it climbed into My grandafthers side of the bed and well you know, Grandpa thought it was a mouse and Hit it with his shoe (the squirel did not survive) Second story more recent My Dad was alone in the back bedroom working on the computer.. and Out peeked a Flying Squirel from under the bed. My parents recounted a story of Mom chaseing it with a Broom and Dad Trying to scoop it up with his shoe.. Finally they caught him in the Waste can and took him outside.. Ha You really hit home on this one. (sure your not related) LOL Jen |
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Mystic Mystron Member
since 2002-02-15
Posts 69North York .Ontario |
All i have in my mind now is a song called the Mississippi squirrel revival. Excelant poem...very funny..very vivid. as if i was there watching it happen.. May the mystic waters flow to inspire you to write a poem [This message has been edited by Mystic Mystron (02-18-2002 11:20 PM).] |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Madame; I am impressed with your cute little squirrel. He is a real keeper and goes well with the poem. Thank you for your comments. Wanda |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Jen; I am still chuckling at the stories you told about your father. Hello Dallas!! We have friends who live in Dallas, Ft. Worth, and Gainesville. I did feel badly though when the squirrel met his demise. Thanks for sharing the stories and commenting on the poem. Wanda |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Mystic Mystron; You had to mention that song and, I have been trying to think of the person who recorded that. It's funny how those things stick in your mind. :-) Thank you for your comments. Wanda |
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