Open Poetry #19 |
Hasbeans and Beer - two months on. |
Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Suddenly it's two months gone No beans and beer - I've stayed strong But time dragged out - it sang no song So I ate that, for which I long And so I slipped a bit you see The beans and beer came back to me I remembered history But beans and beer would set me free Those beans and beer were my food The essence of my shouldn't/ should And my oh my, they were good As once again I cleared dead wood Just once more it would not harm Beans and beer in all their charm Elevate my sense of calm Till I set off the smoke alarm Water damage through the house I slink away just like a mouse And I'm feeling like a louse Yet those beans and beer were grouse My friends came to repair the room Filled with tales of doom and gloom Those beans and beer have caused my doom Next time I'll just shoot the moon. Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown [This message has been edited by Kethry (02-18-2002 03:58 PM).] |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
HAHAHAHA great one Keth, please don't shoot the moon, I love it. Beans and beer, I'll just take the beans please, LOL..liked this. floria Floria |
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GenXer Senior Member
since 2001-12-15
Posts 583USA |
Keth - You are truly a rhyming machine. Thanks for the laugh. I must say though, I thought this site smelled a little funny this morning. I should of known that it was from you and all those darn beans that you eat. I raise a Fosters in honor of this poem. Dave |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
You and your beans and beer....Funny...I don't need the beer...the beans do quite fine all by themselves.... Cute Keth...very cute.. |
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Wanda Member
since 2001-10-23
Posts 461 |
Keth; I am still laughing over this poem. Very funny. Wanda |
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BluesSerenade Member Patricius
since 2001-10-23
Posts 10549By the Seaside |
You've got the right idea Kethry! hey hey, you go girl!! |
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mirror man Senior Member
since 2001-01-08
Posts 814 |
Yes, this is very funny. I never tried beans with beer. I think I'll take your word for it. |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Just once more it would not harm Beans and beer in all their charm Elevate my sense of calm Till I set off the smoke alarm HAHAHAAH this is terrific, thanks for the laugh dear and please, don't do beans and beer before you come out to see me on Saturday ok ROFL. enjoyed. Maree |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
(giggles in delight) Awwwwww, this is soooooo cute, sweet friend, I can live with the beans but I think I'll pass on the beer! (kiss on cheek) We all love you so much, sweet friend, this is delightful! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Kethry, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Kethry, Is it just me or ... Oh never mind. |
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Magicmystery Senior Member
since 2002-02-13
Posts 821Windsor, Ontario, Canada |
Ha hheheheheheh... I couldn't stop laughing all through this one.... I am in tears!!!! I think it started at the "Once again I cleared dead Wood......oh god, there I go again.... The fumes!!! LOLOLOL Cherish the good memories past and look forward to the adventure called Tomorrow. |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Keth, you would be fun on a date...at least we would have the dance floor (and quite possibly the entire building) to ourselves! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL. And then LOL again and again. Keth, you are so funny! What do you do at a chili cookoff??? You don't have to answer that in poetic form. You are a blast! Literally. |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
lmao at you Kethry. Hey, if you love your beans and beer, go ahead and enjoy them!! If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
strbbux, Thanks - I won't shoot the moon at least not this month. I seem to have got my need for beans and beer completely out of my system. GenXer, you are a gas! thanks Magnus, one without the other is like bread with no butter. Thank you Wanda, thanks don't laugh too hard - you know what that leads to. BluesSerenade, Well I try - some people say I am very trying. mirror man, an honest relfection on my write - just what I was hoping for. Thanks Dark Angel, now would I do that to you! Hmmmm. Noah, it's nice that you still love me after this purge. Thanks Larry, lol - it's you, after all it couldn't be me could it? MagicMystery I am so pleased my vent coloured your air. Deer, Don't tempt me - the thought of having a whole building to run amok in thrills me to the bone - just think whet we could do with the elevator shafts? - echoes of bliss MidniteSun, I've given up my beans and beer for chilli cookout's drawing near don't want to pevert my soul but chilli cookouts make me whole first the tang and then the burn takes the skin from stomach's turn flames of fire within my breath stomach feels a little death belching roaring blowing smoke chilli cookouts are no joke although I like the stomach's sear guess I go back to beans and beer. Tracey, I always do, do whatever I like Thanks Kethry Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown |
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