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Duncan
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0 posted 2002-03-16 06:27 PM

I want it back
now
and if you don’t give it to me
I’m gonna stomp my feet
jump up and down and cry
and embarrass you
in front of all your friends

Ok, well it was worth a try.

Toy boy available. Short term lease only. Excellent references.

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1 posted 2002-03-16 06:30 PM

HAHAHA Duncan I sure hope you got it back. wouldnt want to lose you. and your great poems. floria, this was cute.

Floria

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But die with all their music in them"
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Magnus

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2 posted 2002-03-16 06:34 PM

This is cute....I have an eight year old that
tries it at times....sometimes it works...
Sometimes NOT!

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3 posted 2002-03-16 06:39 PM

JEEZ! All that over a BEER?!?!?!?!?

Tracey
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4 posted 2002-03-16 06:41 PM

Geez, talk about a way of trying to get attention!!! And I’m lmfao at your new sig line. But hey, who said I’d give ya an excellent reference????

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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5 posted 2002-03-16 06:42 PM

Awww, I'll bet it's your heart she's got!
Love this and the new sig line, Duncan!

~Hugs, Nancy~

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
Dancing with you in the summer rain~

Tracey
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6 posted 2002-03-16 06:49 PM

and hey, it takes a lot more than a temper tantrum to embarrass me!!! lol

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Duncan
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7 posted 2002-03-16 06:53 PM

Tracey---You're awfully brave for a red-headed leprechaun!

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8 posted 2002-03-16 06:56 PM

Ok, ok, what did she take, besides your heart?

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9 posted 2002-03-16 06:57 PM

Yeah sure, bring up the short jokes!!! You forget, what I lack in size, I make up for in mightiness!!!!

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Duncan
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10 posted 2002-03-16 07:06 PM

Here she comes to save the day
Mighty Mouth is on the way!!

Sorry darlin, you walked right into that one.

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11 posted 2002-03-16 07:12 PM

You sound like my little brother.

((Duncan))
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Copyright: 2002 Newell Elsworth Usher

Tracey
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12 posted 2002-03-16 07:21 PM

Duncan threw a tantrum
Got his knickers in a twist
Then he held his breath (for once)
And couldn’t take a whiz

Duncan 2
Tracey 4

(ya play with fire…..!!!)

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Duncan
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13 posted 2002-03-16 07:33 PM

That makes no sense, Tracey. If you're gonna tag along on my thread, at least try to be lucid, ok? Geez!!
St. Paddy's day isn't till tomorrow, did you start early dear?
(And about that score...you always were lousy at math)

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14 posted 2002-03-16 07:38 PM

(giggles in delight) Awwwwwwwww, this is soooooo cute and wonderful, sweet friend, yep, that ought to get her attention! LOL! (big hugggssssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, may you always have all your heart desires! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Duncan, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Tracey
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15 posted 2002-03-16 07:42 PM

Well, okay, I may have had a beer or two today. But, just to get me into practice for tomorrow you understand!!! And hey, my verse made perfect sense to me…and I’m the only one who counts!! Lmao By the way, that score stands. My math is perfect in my opinion!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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16 posted 2002-03-16 07:47 PM

Is there gonna be a rumble?

Wait until I get the green beer and popcorn! LOL!

Duncan, are you pickin on short redheads?!!

Cuz I think we have enough of them here that you would be outnumbered.

[This message has been edited by Enchantress (03-16-2002 07:49 PM).]

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17 posted 2002-03-16 07:48 PM

CHILDREN!!
CHILDREN!!

Duncan
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18 posted 2002-03-16 07:51 PM

SHE STARTED IT!!!!!

Tracey
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19 posted 2002-03-16 07:55 PM

Yeah, you tell him Nancy!!! He picks on one of us, he picks on ALL of us!!!!
See how mighty we are Dunc?????

Tracey 6
Duncan 2 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Now what was that about my math?????? lmao

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Tracey
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20 posted 2002-03-16 07:57 PM

DID NOT!!!!!!!!!!!

Yeah, you tell him Balladeer!!!!!! Cause I'm the good one....and the cute one!!!

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Enchantress
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21 posted 2002-03-16 08:15 PM

Would someone please place a paper bag
over Duncan's face before he passes out!!

Tracey, please ask Duncan to stop holding his breath and acting like a child.

I don't understand this new math at all!

Tracey
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22 posted 2002-03-16 08:22 PM

Yeah, good idea Nancy. A paper bag over Duncan’s face….wow, what an improvement that is!!!!!

Hey Dunc, how much longer can you hold your breath?? Can you do it til ya pass out??? Can ya? Can ya?? Cool. Dare ya!!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Duncan
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23 posted 2002-03-16 08:31 PM

Hey you two!!! Get your own thread!!! This one is mine...NO REDHEADS ALLOWED!!!!

Tracey
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24 posted 2002-03-16 08:33 PM

Nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah nyah!!! Make us, big boy!!!!

And hey, didn't your mom ever teach you to share????

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

[This message has been edited by Tracey (03-16-2002 08:34 PM).]

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25 posted 2002-03-16 09:21 PM

hey - i'm with duncan: redheads are evil!!!

Janet Marie
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26 posted 2002-03-16 09:23 PM

Dear Duncan,
I was reading this...scrolling on thru
I was thinkin Trace should take pity on you
I was gonna write her a long letter
Tell her to please make ya feel better
You wrote her that sweet poem with your heart on your sleeve
I was thinking she should at least give you a reprieve
But then I saw the redhead comment written on the thread...
OH Dear Duncan...do tell me what is wrong with Red?
YES--Red is the color of the hair on mothy ME
And One Tracy plus one Nancy plus one me-- equals three
Now Im not too good at Math on most any day
But it wasnt too hard to add up that was the wrong thing to say...
Ya know I love ya Duncan but Im gonna be honest with you...
Im thinking youre gonna look real cute when ya reach that shade of blue.

Sorry Duncan...us girlies gotta stick together
Besides...all ya gotta do is write a poem and we start swooning all over again

Rememeber... moths are easy ROFL

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27 posted 2002-03-16 09:32 PM

Tracey,

you are making me smile, you have no idea how needed that is tonight

thank you LOL

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28 posted 2002-03-16 09:39 PM

see what i mean? Janet's evil!

Janet Marie
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29 posted 2002-03-16 09:42 PM

Careful Christopher...I'll call Karen and tell her to put a Hex on ya

Tracey
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30 posted 2002-03-16 09:44 PM

Yeah, JM, join Nancy and me in joining forces to fight the evil red-headed basher!! And I see he know has an ally…you should be ashamed Chrisopher!!!! Hey Sea, you can be an honourary redhead and join us!!!!

WE WILL WIN, FOR WE ARE MIGHTY RED'S!!!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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31 posted 2002-03-16 10:00 PM

ouch - a true conundrum: which is worse? blonde or red? hahahaha

janet - promise?

tracey - i associate with many things in this world, shame is not one!

to reiterate: redheads are evil!

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32 posted 2002-03-16 10:19 PM

Oooh, redhead basher number 2 seems even cockier than the first one!!! Come on girls, lets get a posse going!!
And hey Christopher, if you’re bashing blondes AND redheads, what does that leave? Grey haired grannies !!!!

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Duncan
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33 posted 2002-03-16 10:20 PM

Hey SEA!!! This isn't Tracey's thread!!!
I thought for sure, you'd be on my side...we're both blondes!
Fine, see when I flirt with you, again.
Women!

Christoper---I was locked outta PIP a bit, no doubt the result of some red-headed conspiracy. You are correct, my new best friend. They are evil. All of them. They have powers, ya know? Be careful, be very careful.

And may I just repeat.....

Toy boy available. Short term lease only. Excellent references.

Tracey
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34 posted 2002-03-16 10:23 PM

Coursae you got locked out…I told you we redheads are POWERFULL!!! And if you don’t behave, we’ll lock you out again. Yeah, yeah, I saw the repeat….but you know who’s giving the reference…be afraid…be vewy afwaid!!!

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Duncan
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35 posted 2002-03-16 10:26 PM

JM
I am speechless with shock! You, too?
Where have all the blondes gone?
I miss them so.

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36 posted 2002-03-16 10:53 PM

Well, it is nice to see Duncan breathing on his own again.

Stopped his silly breath holding tactic. Okay girls call in the posse! But wait...what's with Christopher saying we're evil?? Redheads? Tracey? Janet Marie? Moi?

Gentlemen, you have some explaining to do. Like what on earth did Tracey take from you Duncan that you want back so badly? Or do you even remember?

ROTFL...this is too much!

Duncan
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37 posted 2002-03-16 10:59 PM

Low blow, Nancy! Of course, I remember. Hey...who you been talkin to?!?!

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38 posted 2002-03-16 11:41 PM

so are blondes OK or what??? just asking my two cents worth...LOL

Greeneyes~

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barrier of my mind,
enter my soul,
feel my desire,
let my eyes guide you
into the shadows
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Duncan
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39 posted 2002-03-16 11:45 PM

Blondes are the answer to every question ever asked by man!

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40 posted 2002-03-16 11:48 PM

LOL

Lauren~

Greeneyes~

Step through the
barrier of my mind,
enter my soul,
feel my desire,
let my eyes guide you
into the shadows
of my heart

[This message has been edited by Greeneyes (03-16-2002 11:54 PM).]

Duncan
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41 posted 2002-03-16 11:51 PM

That's very good...now, stop being so blonde, lmao! You're gonna prove her point for her!

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42 posted 2002-03-17 12:06 PM

what??? no redheads allowed? i can't write any thing then...(just when i was thinking this thread was funny...giggle)

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43 posted 2002-03-17 12:14 PM

Cool Slick. Another redhead to join our posse against the evil redhead bashers!!! Of course you can join. And congratulations...you're joining the WINNING side!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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44 posted 2002-03-17 12:31 PM

you can have it..but don't you think you should say what it is you want?

By the way I could use some of that breath right now... you shouldn't be so selfish as to hold it...*s

*s ...kidding with ya..
M

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45 posted 2002-03-17 12:31 PM

i LOVE blondes... especially if they have blue eyes, deep, deep blue eyes, with darker blue rimming the circumference... *sigh*

but...

redheads are evil.

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46 posted 2002-03-17 12:49 PM

Christopher~

LOL I only wish I had blue eyes....

but hence the name....although I have deeeep greeneyes, almost blue green.....does that count???

Greeneyes~

Greeneyes~

Step through the
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let my eyes guide you
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47 posted 2002-03-17 01:07 AM

definitely - you're bonus points ahead just by being blonde... it's a proven mathematical fact!

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48 posted 2002-03-17 01:10 AM

hmmmmmmmmmmmm are we evil? i think not...just good at being bad...giggle

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49 posted 2002-03-17 01:13 AM

Hey, this thread is for the unification of redheads to fight the evil redhead bashers. The blondes and blond fan club have to get a room!!! (or at least go get your own thread!!! Lmao. unless Lauren, you want to become an honourary member of the redhead club. We'd be happy to have you!!)

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

[This message has been edited by Tracey (03-17-2002 01:14 AM).]

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50 posted 2002-03-17 01:16 AM

and redhead bashers...just keep holding your breath...ROFL !!!

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51 posted 2002-03-17 02:11 AM

ROTFLMAO, is it time for me to resurrect an old poem, The Feisty Redhead? This is a funny thread. I still have a few redhairs left mixed in with the ashblonds and greys...so what am I???? I think I'll sit this one out.

But watch out Duncan and Christopher! Redheads are not to be messed with!

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52 posted 2002-03-17 02:42 AM

i would be sooooo disappointed if any blonde lowered herself to the status of a redhead!

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53 posted 2002-03-17 05:19 AM

Duncan,

I think this is adorable, and so are you. It's nice to see a man with a playful side.

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54 posted 2002-03-17 09:22 AM

Shhh! I think Duncan's sleeping...Come on Tracey, lets paint him all green!!!

LOL...and grab Christopher as well! He thinks we're really evil!

OH! HAPPY ST. PADDYS DAY ALL!

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55 posted 2002-03-17 09:52 AM

Good idea Nancy, we'll paint em both green...teach them to mess with redheads huh???
See, the early bird really does get the worm (or the revenge!!!)
Happy St Paddy's day to you all!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Duncan
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56 posted 2002-03-17 10:01 AM

This is not Tracey's thread!!
It is not a redhead thread!!
It is my thread and my tantrum and only me and blondes get to play. And hey Trace, get a room, huh? Don't mind if we do!

Tracey
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57 posted 2002-03-17 10:10 AM

Hey Dunc, what happened? You're all green!!! Who me? Nope, I had nothing to do with it...honest!! I don't know what you're talking about!!!

Hey, you gonna hold yer breath again???? Dare ya!!! How long can you hold it this time????

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

[This message has been edited by Tracey (03-17-2002 10:11 AM).]

Tracey
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58 posted 2002-03-17 10:17 AM

Hey Dunc, what are you doing up so early??? Did ya pee the bed again???? I ain't getting a room with you if you're gonna do that!!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

[This message has been edited by Tracey (03-17-2002 10:18 AM).]

Duncan
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59 posted 2002-03-17 11:38 AM

Damn, I even look good all green!! Thanks girls. Oh and Trace, you're not blonde...so get off my cloud!

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60 posted 2002-03-17 11:47 AM

Ya think huh? I’d put that paper bag back over yer head if I were you!!! Lmao. Is okay, I’m going back to my own cloud…it’s not all wet!!! Damn, I crack me up!!! Now I’m off to drink green beer.

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61 posted 2002-03-17 11:55 AM

'Now I’m off to drink green beer'

And that would make today different somehow?
Can we get back to my lovely poem now please?

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62 posted 2002-03-17 01:22 PM

Geesh, some blonde males are just so dumb!!! It would be different, because the beer I drink is not normally green…duh!!! (geesh, you gotta explain every last detail to a blonde!!! Never assume that they’re following the program…sigh, the things I have to do to keep you up to speed!!!)
And hey, what poem???? Was there a poem in this thread somewhere???

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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63 posted 2002-03-17 01:37 PM

Okay okay...I promise to get back to the poem IF you will tell me what Tracey took from you Duncan!!

The reason why you were/are holding your breath in the first place...remember???

Now would you two please kiss and make up?

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64 posted 2002-03-17 01:45 PM

I ain't kissin him!!! He's all green!!! It might be contagious!!!! YUUUCCCKKK!!!!

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65 posted 2002-03-17 02:12 PM

I wouldn't kiss her NOW if she dyed her hair blonde!!

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66 posted 2002-03-17 02:18 PM

Well you know THAT ain’t gonna happen!!! Hey, how do you keep a blonde busy?
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Now I really do have to go drink some green beer, before I miss the first round!!

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

[This message has been edited by Tracey (03-17-2002 02:20 PM).]

Duncan
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67 posted 2002-03-17 11:36 PM

Very funny!

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68 posted 2002-03-18 12:08 PM

Did that keep you busy for hours Dunc??? lmao
I knew it would...doesnt' take much does it???

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69 posted 2002-03-18 11:25 AM

Duncan, I am too too devastated to hear all this redhead versus blond talk. I always thought brunette was kinda cool, too.

Hope you two have kissed and made up.
from the nuetral brunette.
Sandra

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70 posted 2002-03-18 01:11 PM

Sandra
Brunettes are in a class of their own and will soon be coming to a thread near you!

(We aren't really fighting, we just have strange ways of amusing ourselves...lol)

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