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Balladeer

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

0 posted 2002-03-15 07:39 PM

I said, "I'm broke,
I must confess.
What have you got
For twenty or less?"

She gave me the bird...

strbbux
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since 2001-12-19

Posts 3859

1 posted 2002-03-15 07:41 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAH OH MY OH MY....FLORIA

Floria

"Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them"
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

Duncan
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since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

2 posted 2002-03-15 07:41 PM

Humor!! Thank you, Balladeer. I needed that.

Magnus

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since 2001-10-10

Posts 14135
South Carolina, USA

3 posted 2002-03-15 07:42 PM

AWWWWW, come on Michael...surely you have
more than 20 bucks??? LOVED THIS ONE>>>

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

4 posted 2002-03-15 07:42 PM

Michael! You take first prize with this one!
Excellent...hugs.

~Somewhere in my heart I'm always
Dancing with you in the summer rain~

Mistletoe Angel

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since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

5 posted 2002-03-15 07:44 PM

YAY!!! Ooohhhhhhh...this is sooooooo wonderfully delightful, sweet friend, I love birds soooooo much, what a gorgeous gift! (big hugggsssssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, BRAVISSIMO!!! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

RosePetal

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since 2001-08-26

Posts 2985
South Florida

6 posted 2002-03-15 07:45 PM

LOL Ok you've got my vote for best 20 or less! I'll give you a kiss on the cheek for FREE *muah*
Ooops got lipstick on ya lol

Aimster
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since 2000-02-19

Posts 4297
Charlotte, NC

7 posted 2002-03-15 07:45 PM

Ok Michael

YOU WIN!!! this was a riot...i always
enjoying your writing be it one of your
deeper love ballads or something comical
of this nature..you rock either way!!
take care.
amy

"you can't stop
the rain
from pouring down
can't stop the
world from turning 'round
can't stop me from
loving you
no matter
what you do

doreen peri
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since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

8 posted 2002-03-15 07:48 PM

LOL!!!!!!

you are the funniest
poet in the whole world

nakdthoughts
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since 2000-10-29

Posts 19200
Between the Lines

9 posted 2002-03-15 07:50 PM

haa yes, that was cute.

M

Victoria

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since 2000-08-12

Posts 5869

10 posted 2002-03-15 07:51 PM

she knew you had a hundred..thats why she gave you the bird haa..

~Victoria~

Sunshine

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Listening to every heart

11 posted 2002-03-15 07:53 PM

'DEER!!!!

Martie

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California

12 posted 2002-03-15 07:54 PM

Michael

Marsha

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since 2000-07-10

Posts 7423
Maidstone Kent England

13 posted 2002-03-15 08:22 PM

’Deer dearest heart oh good grief, this is sooooooooooo funny, I keep seeing these twenty or less poems My replies aren’t under twenty words, how do you do it. That amazes me.

You have 20? 20 for what?
20 won’t get you nice and hot
20 will only get you tepid at best
20 is nothing where’s the rest
20 dollars we’re talking here
Not even enough to pay for beer
20 won’t pay for dinner you know
What else would it be…..
Some kind of show?

Well look here I’m an innocent maiden Stop snickering you lot I’m almost a maiden and almost innocent. Almost……..

As always this is brilliant writing I really love this lots of giggling here. Thank you today I need a smile and this definitely gave me one.

Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy

To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79

Nightshade

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since 2001-08-31

Posts 13962
just out of reach

14 posted 2002-03-15 08:24 PM

ROFL !!!!!!!!

good one!! Chris

Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away.

ThisDiamond
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since 2002-02-22

Posts 9353
Michigan, USA

15 posted 2002-03-15 08:27 PM

Imperial laughter!
Did you get change? ThisDiamond

Balladeer

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Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

16 posted 2002-03-15 10:02 PM

floria...I love your laugh!!

duncan..hehe..glad I wuz there for ya

magnus...a deer and his bucks are soon parted

Enchantress...I accept!! Thank you!

Noah...you're a rare bird yourself! Thanks for the smile!

RosePetal...I would wear your lipstick as a badge of honor!

amy...you are so kind to me...(hugs)))

Doreen..I love to put a smile on your face..

Maureen...thank you for the cute!

Victoria...yeah, but she wasn't worth it!!

Sunshine...don't spank me! On the other hand....

Martie....hehe...I can imagine your tone..

Mushy....hey..twenty would have gotten me Manhatten Island at one point!!

Chris....glad it made you laugh!!

Diamond....I should have!!! Thanks for the royal smile

Kit McCallum

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Ontario, Canada

17 posted 2002-03-15 11:05 PM

ROFL!!!

Only you Michael, only you, lol.

Best wishes and thanks for the grins,
Kit

rosepetals25

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since 2000-05-31

Posts 3076
PA

18 posted 2002-03-15 11:12 PM

Michael,

LOL!!!!!! I love this! *giggles and giggles*

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
- Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

Mysteria

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since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

19 posted 2002-03-15 11:22 PM

a Walmart poem!

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

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United States

20 posted 2002-03-15 11:36 PM

Balladeer,
Your twenty will get ya' more at Kmart!

SEA

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with you

21 posted 2002-03-15 11:46 PM

silliness tonight is a good thing

thanks for this one

amigo
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since 2001-10-12

Posts 520
the earth school

22 posted 2002-03-16 01:23 AM

hohoho...this is it, Michael dear....thanks for the smile...

Krissy
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since 2002-02-22

Posts 556
kent England

23 posted 2002-03-16 09:43 AM

’Deer hi there Oh I really needed this today, actually I needed this last night. Mum read it to me and it helped no end. Thank you for the much-needed lift.

’Deer made me smile
Which banished tears
Brought laughter instead
You are smiles better than
A cuppa or chocolate

Is that how they are done? My first 20 or less

Love and warm stuff
As always
Krissy

And while thy willing soul transpiers
at every pore with instant fires
Andrew Marvell 1621-1678

Seymour Tabin
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Tamarac Fla

24 posted 2002-03-16 09:47 AM

Balladeer,
It looks to me like you were lucky.

Gentle Spirit
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25 posted 2002-03-16 10:18 AM

You shouldn't have spent that hundred at the Moose lodge, then she would have given you the twenty! This was delightful to read!

On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free.
~Me~

(I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance~Garth)

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

26 posted 2002-03-16 12:40 PM

That'll teach you to turn down my freely offered smooches. LOL

Enjoyed this much, Deer One... thanks for the smiles. *S* (tweet tweet *G*)

GenXer
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since 2001-12-15

Posts 583
USA

27 posted 2002-03-16 12:45 PM

Balladeer - Thanks for the laugh. I am a poor man myself, so I get flipped off all of the time.lol

Dave

Decaflame
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28 posted 2002-03-19 10:19 AM

Hey! You only say that because...

catalinamoon

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The Shores of Alone

29 posted 2002-03-19 12:07 PM

Very good for a giggle this morning.

Sandra

NewEnglandlazurlu
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A Mountain Paradise

30 posted 2002-03-19 05:48 PM

This is a scream and I love the graphic.
LOL! Hugs, Marti

" My wrinkles are badges of courage and reveal that I am a Mother."

Madame Chipmunk
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Michigan

31 posted 2002-03-19 08:49 PM

This needs to be back on top again!!!!!

Thanks for the chuckle!!!!!!LOL

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

SmartChick
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On A Journey To The Unknown

32 posted 2002-03-19 09:04 PM

LOLOLOLOL! This is great Balladeer!

*Stubby*
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33 posted 2002-09-21 05:17 PM

T--hehehehehehehehehehe
thanks again J.

passing shadows
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displaced

34 posted 2002-12-31 03:51 AM

I thought this would be a serious one....I guess I should have known better

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