Open Poetry #19 |
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Root Canal...for my dentist |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan ![]() |
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ShadowRider Senior Member
since 2001-07-14
Posts 1038USA |
Makes my teeth, recently fixed btw, ache with empathy, Madame. To whom what is owed must be paid in blood pain.....yikes and double yikes! Your friend, in sympathatic pain, tSR |
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Mistletoe Angel![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
![]() (BIG HUGGGSSSSSS) Oh Lyra, I know just how you feel, sweet friend, I can understand the pain and nervousness you feel, for I too am scared about how they are going to remove my wisdom teeth soon, and that thought gives e the shivers too! (kiss on cheek) We all love you so much, sweet friend, you deserve some extra big hugs! (EXTRA BIG HUGS) My heart goe sout to you! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Lyra, thank you for sharing! ![]() May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Magnus![]() ![]()
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
I loved this one Lyra....you can come up with some of the best chucklers....And yes, we have to pay for our pain...Isn't that sorta ridiculous....??? |
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Silver Streak Member Elite
since 2002-01-02
Posts 3625FL, USA |
Wonderfully, deliriously, hilarious. ![]() ((Lyra)) -newell Sharing God's Love through perfectlovepoetry.com |
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Marsha![]()
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Lyra darling girl I utterly utterly love this one, an absolutely excellent poem from you. I agree with you does anyone like the dentist? They really are some kind of perverse souls, they ask you to pay to be filled with pain. I have a dentist story I must tell you sometime, and yes it could probably only happen to me. Wonderful writing truly wonderful ![]() ![]() ![]() Love and warm stuff As always Mushy ![]() ![]() To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace Luke 2:79 |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
I know, my dentist is a rich man too LOL Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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strbbux Member Elite
since 2001-12-19
Posts 3859 |
HAHAHAHA Lyra you are always good for a laugh and a truthful one at that, having just had this done myself. Oh my, and then to have to pay for the pain. LOL. great sense of humor you have. love it. floria Floria |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Lyra, Dentists are not my favorate people. But I enjoyed the write. |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Dear Lyra, Loved it. ![]() Nan |
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Interloper![]() ![]()
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
I love the dichotomy you present ![]() Fool, said my Muse to me, look in thy heart and write. |
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Victoria![]()
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
i have been lucky always to have very good dentists who have never hurt me YET..even with root canals..this was so cute lyra..hugss enjoyed as always..hugss ~Vic |
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Skyfire![]() ![]() ![]() ![]()
since 2000-12-27
Posts 3381Riding |
Great, now you've got me dreading my first root canal... hopefully it won't be for years though... Just don't fall in love with me and no one will get hurt |
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peaches73533 Senior Member
since 2001-11-04
Posts 981OK, USA |
I love the way you've made me laugh from this.I'm so terrified of the dentist that I have to have gas before he can touch me.Love the picture also. Peaches |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
*s as always you delight the reader Lyra...but don't we always pay for pain one way or another? hugssss M |
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N orth Carolina Girl Senior Member
since 2001-12-04
Posts 962NC,USA |
Lyra,I hate going to a dentist.OUCH! TAKE CARE! ![]() Juanita |
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suthern![]() ![]()
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Your poem filled me with delight... but clamped my lips protecting my chompers. LOL Glad it's you and not me! *G* |
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Dulcinea Senior Member
since 2001-07-22
Posts 774IN |
*LOL* Gave me the chills just thinking about it! OUCH! and then have to pay, I agree that is the part that irks me too! Way too cool! |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
I think the more pain they inflict the less we should have to pay! Tis only fair! ![]() Good write Lyra...thanks for the chuckles. ~Hugs, Nancy~ ~Sometimes all you really wish for... |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
SR...I hope you are feeling better. I wrote this one about a year ago when I had a root canal...I actually wrote it as a joke for my dentist who has a very good sense of humor. He now has it posted on a bulletin board in his waiting room. thanks for your reply ![]() Noah...good luck on your wisdom teeth. I remember going through that, many many years ago and its not as bad as you think its going to be, so try not to be scared. ![]() Barry and Newell...How kind of you to laugh at my pain...Men...sheesh!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ![]() Marsha...thanks so much. Now you have to write a poem about your dentist story. I will be on the lookout for it. ![]() Titia...I think that in English, dentist is just another word for sadist. thanks for reading and replying ![]() copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Floria...I hope you are feeling better. I wrote this one about a year ago after I had a root canal done. It was a joke poem for my dentist...he really is very sweet and has a great sense of humor. He posted it on the bulletin board in his waiting room. ![]() Sy...thanks for replying. I'm glad that you enjoyed my pain LOL ![]() Nan...You are right. It doesn't make sense...but I have learned that it isn't near as bad as chemo...where I am paying someone to poison me. ![]() Interloper...thanks for your reply. I hadn't thought about it before, but that is quite a dichotomy. Paying someone to cause us pain is a real oxymoron. ![]() Victoria...thanks for replying. My dentist is really very nice and has a very gentle hand. I wrote this just to tease him because he also has a wonderful sense of humor....now if only he could also be really really good looking, he would have all of my requirements for a dentist. ![]() copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Skyfire and Peaches...thanks very much. The way to conquer your fear of dentists is to sit in the chair and pretend that he is naked and wearing a stupid looking party hat on his head. ![]() Maureen...I really think of it the other way around. I think that our pain is usually the payment for something else, but I have no idea what we are paying for with our pain...I wish I did. Maybe we're lucky that we don't have to pay interest also. ![]() Juanita...It doesn't hurt anymore. I wrote it last year. Right now, I would trade my present situation for that root canal. ![]() Suthern: Thanks for your reply, but please don't let my poem keep you away from the dentist. Maybe you should look for a really cute one, so you wouldn't mind going. ![]() copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Dulcinea...I love your name...I think dentist is another word for sadist...but, my dentist is actually very sweet and has never hurt me. This poem was written for him as a joke and it did make him laugh. ![]() Nancy...thanks for your reply. I think you have the right idea...I will suggest that to my dentist. LOL ![]() copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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amigo Senior Member
since 2001-10-12
Posts 520the earth school |
Thanks for the laugh, Lyra dear...i'm too scared to even think of the dentist, but the your idea of imagining him with the party hat might help a bit, i guess...anyway, thanks again & take care, dear lady... ![]() |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Amigo...thanks so much for your reply... I hope you lose your fear of the dentist. Maybe you should buy him a party hat and suggest that he/she wear it. A funny mask might work also. good luck. ![]() copyright2002 Lyra Nesius |
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