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Midnitesun
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0 posted 2003-06-08 04:04 PM



Those Brita filters.
They rid your water of junk.
Are there whole life Britas?


© Copyright 2003 Kathleen Kacy Stafford - All Rights Reserved
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1 posted 2003-06-08 06:20 PM


hahah, nice funny poem.

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Midnitesun
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2 posted 2003-06-08 07:17 PM


Hey, how the heck are you? Long time no see. Thanks for sharing my Brita laughter.

[This message has been edited by Midnitesun (06-08-2003 07:17 PM).]

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3 posted 2003-06-10 10:25 AM


Hey if you're bringing out a line of brita life filters, can I order a set????
Heheh thanks for a laugh
Luv, Liz xxx

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4 posted 2003-06-10 10:40 AM


Sure Liz. Best part is?
they're FREE!

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5 posted 2003-06-10 07:00 PM


Hey do any of those brita life filter work in a reverse osmisis mode...if you know what I mean.

If tears could build a stairway and memories a lane, I'd walk right up to heaven and bring you home again.

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6 posted 2003-06-11 01:37 AM


LOL at your brita joke, Larry.
It was a joke, wasn't it?

hey, you wanna do some stretching exercises with me at 5AM???
me neither!

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7 posted 2003-06-11 04:58 PM


Depends are you wearing that camelhair bikini?

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8 posted 2003-06-18 01:29 PM


ptth... lame!  

Gave me a laugh... thanks for the quick read though, MidniteSun.  

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9 posted 2003-06-18 02:57 PM


Larry, LOL. (maybe)

LP, lame?!!! ROTFLMAO. Whaddya want, genius EVERY time? glad to hear your laugh

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10 posted 2003-07-07 11:43 PM


Yeah they are called divorces LOL.  You nut!  Those are the best filters I know of and you simply dispose of them when you are finished with them.
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11 posted 2003-07-08 07:23 AM


I'm with Mysteria on that one Midnitesun!

Great, cute, little write.

Much enjoyed this morning!

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12 posted 2003-07-08 01:27 PM


LOL at your reply, Sharon. I think you are right!

angel, thanks! yes, they are good filters and we need millions of them these days

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13 posted 2003-08-10 04:57 PM


kacy

send me one when ya get one puhleeeese!

Instant karma's gonna get you.

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14 posted 2003-08-10 06:09 PM


heh I really enjoyed reading this peice, thanks for sharing this with us

Andy

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15 posted 2003-08-11 01:33 PM


Now now what fun would life be without all the junk?
Why . . . Oh My . . . I think I just defined happiness!!!!

LOL . . . made me smile
again
thanks Kacy
xxoo

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