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A Royal Rooster's Tale (for all my crazy Stute friends) |
Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Gather round my Stuteous friends For it will be told a tall tale Of Andrew Scott, the Crayon King And why he wears a Rooster's tail. The Crayon King Ruler East Wing Was hangin' down at the Pub Was cuttin' a rug Was jitterin' the bug Drinkin' blue gin by the tub Then Justin N With toothy grin Did hit the remote most foul And where danced the King Was a thing with wing A free range Foster Farms fowl From there stuff got weird The Jeanie they feared Was the blink that caused it all Then Drew flew the coop Afraid of the soup Being placed on the menu wall To the basement he flew In a blue gin stew He laid dozens of egg sapphire Then hatched was his plan Against Justin Clan An omelet 200 proof fire Dawning a disguise To fool Justin eyes Two rubber gloves Andrew did sport With both of them red Put one on his head The other Drew stuck to his port But plans went awry The clan did not buy The remote Andrew failed to get The only prize won Was the spell Jinn spun Making Drew's disguise permanent So now you know why King Rooster am I In these feathers I strut the Stute The only good thing Being Rooster King Is Red thinks my cocktail is cute. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
But soft what rooster crows this morn in colored guise of feathers fowl It is the king " Andrew the wise " who seeks the " Lady Red " forlorn . And I the humble " Doc " wouldst set this heinous wrong again to rights concentrate oh my king my friend and focus on this bauble bright You're getting sleepy roostered one your eye-lids feel as if of lead I'll count to three and when 'tis done we'll have a look inside your head ! GADZOOKS ! The problem's obvious ! No poult you are , you're one of us ! Discard that rubber helm and stern your keep it's time that you must earn Resume your former self post-haste a stew awaits your sense of taste for without such it's gone real flat and I know who I'm talking at you are no rooster , yes it's true you're freed from feathers ," Sir Andrew " [This message has been edited by Dr.Moose1 (edited 02-17-2001).] |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
These renew my faith in Prozac!!! LOL |
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Dopey Dope
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Member Patricius
since 2000-08-30
Posts 11132San Juan, Puerto Rico |
This was a VERY VERY fun read. Nicely written....what an exceptional piece! I was born myself, raised myself, and will continue to be myself. The world will just have to adjust. I'm in love with my shadow I admire it daily |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
Well this is very clever isnt it? wahooo a fun read indeed |
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anonymous albert ?
since 2001-03-23
Posts 2979 |
interesting.. also a very enjoying read thanks for sharing and keep writing ...? death is not the greatest loss in life. the greatest loss is what dies inside us while we live. -norman cousins |
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Allan Riverwood
since 2001-01-04
Posts 3502Winnipeg |
Quite original. I really enjoyed it, the tone is marvelous, it made me smile. ~Allan Build a man a fire, and he's warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life. |
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