The storms blow in from the west
bringing thunder, lightning and rain
for people with arthritis
theres even an index for pain

pollen carried by summer breezes
ads for products to stop our sneezes
local forecast six times each hour
The Weather Channel sure has power

weather forecasts around the nation
help us plan a great vacation
where its warm, where its cold
reports on mildew and on mold

hurricane season, lots of fun
east coast states are under the gun
the midwest states are in a stew
as big tornadoes spiral through

this year the west coast's even drier
with danger high for forest fires
Florida, always tropical heat
to make your winter vacation a treat

in the Rocky Mountains...always snow
the perfect skiing place to go
if you like your weather wet
take a trip to the great northwest

the meteorologists keep us all together
reporting on each other's weather
with all the geography they teach
their knowledge cannot be impeached

they know every highway, each city and town
they seem to travel all around
reporting on hurricanes, blizzards too
oh what a wonderful job they do

cold fronts, warm fronts even backdoor fronts
the weather map shows them all at once
I know when my family in New Yorks' nice and warm
and when my mother in Floridas' threatened with storms

the meteorologists have become my friends
I watch their reports for hours on end
its my opinion, if you ask me
The Weather Channels the best show on TV