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sodpossom
Senior Member

since 2001-06-15

Posts 723
N.C

0 posted 2002-01-31 09:30 AM

A blind date I thought couldn't hear
maybe I just wasn't speaking clear
My loud bold voice only drew a stare
she is either death or she just doesn't care

So I spoke of her beauty
complimented her booty
admired her full chest
Yet she still failed my hearing test

A blind date,deaf and mute
I felt like such a fruit
In my last attempt to get conversation started
With a sly grin I gently raised up and farted

[This message has been edited by sodpossom (01-31-2002 09:31 AM).]

arthur
Senior Member

since 2001-08-14

Posts 678
england

1 posted 2002-01-31 09:32 AM

somehow i dont quite see this as the best way to start a beutiful friendship
but you never know untilled you have tried it
arthur

N orth Carolina Girl
Senior Member

since 2001-12-04

Posts 962
NC,USA

2 posted 2002-01-31 09:56 AM

Stevie,I loved this it had a certain smell and charm about it.

Love you!

Sudhir Iyer
Member Ascendant

since 2000-04-26

Posts 6943
Mumbai, India : now in Belgium

3 posted 2002-01-31 10:01 AM

regards,
sudhir

[This message has been edited by Sudhir Iyer (01-31-2002 10:01 AM).]

Madame Chipmunk
Member Rara Avis

since 2001-12-05

Posts 8296
Michigan

4 posted 2002-01-31 01:12 PM

Stevie....

A Barbie doll must have been your date
be glad you don't have her for a mate
she cannot speak and she can't hear
with her plastic face and plastic ears
even if you had the nerve
to compliment her on her curves
I'm glad she's not your better half
her gorgeous lips won't smile or laugh

copyright2002 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled" Gwendolyn Brooks

strbbux
Member Elite

since 2001-12-19

Posts 3859

5 posted 2002-01-31 01:13 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHa I am falling off my chair sodpossom. hmmmmmm did she hear? smell? wow this is so so so funny. floria

Floria

"Alas for those that never sing,
But die with all their music in them"
(Oliver Wendell Holmes)

doreen peri
Member Elite

since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

6 posted 2002-01-31 01:22 PM

lol!!!!!!

i just got wind of this!

being on observer of your deaf, dumb and blind date makes me feel sorta nosey but i have to tell you, this is tootootootooo tootally sensational!!

Duncan
Member Ascendant

since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

7 posted 2002-01-31 01:28 PM

As they say...to each his own! Cute write, or something like that. lol

N orth Carolina Girl
Senior Member

since 2001-12-04

Posts 962
NC,USA

8 posted 2002-01-31 04:58 PM

Stevie,this is so cute I`m giving it a bump!

Love you!

Startime
Member Ascendant

since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

9 posted 2002-01-31 05:02 PM

*giggling wickedly* Oh my gosh this is just too cute...I love it...you sure made this star laugh. **big hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

10 posted 2002-01-31 07:50 PM

(giggles in delight) Ooohhhhhhh...this is sooooooo funny, sweet friend, your words always make me smile, this is soooooo cute! (big hugggsssssss) We all love you so much, sweet friend, this is marvelous! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Stevie, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Corinne
Member Ascendant

since 1999-10-28

Posts 5167
state of confusion

11 posted 2002-01-31 10:58 PM

That must have got her attention!

Cor

Bill Charles
Member Patricius

since 2000-07-11

Posts 10619
highways, & byways, for now

12 posted 2002-01-31 11:00 PM

sodpossom - H'aaaaaaaa, this is toooooo muchhhh!!!!!

BC

His Poet
Senior Member

since 2001-12-18

Posts 750

13 posted 2002-02-01 03:21 PM

Stevie, what a gentleman you are. Poor girl didn't stand a chance. This is too funny! I'm waiting to see what Mushy Marsha will respond to this lovely piece.

Stevie dear, it's really crass
to fart on your first date
To give the girl your body gas
will seal your dating fate
So when you're sitting all alone
and no babe has rung your phone,
remember that crass smelly fart
and next time have a change of heart.

Cheryl

[This message has been edited by His Poet (02-01-2002 09:46 PM).]

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

14 posted 2002-02-01 04:07 PM

Stevie,
deaf to your charm you tried a new approach
this should win you - the award of cockroach.

Keth

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind. Unknown

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