Improving Airline Security

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Open Poetry #18

Improving Airline Security

HEG
Junior Member

since 2002-01-18

Posts 42

0 posted 2002-01-18 11:31 AM

It used to be fun flying on a commercial airline,
back when arriving just 30 minutes early was fine.
Now it takes so long to get to your departing gate
that arriving two hours early often means you’re late.
Security measures were heightened, then heightened again,
Safety today requires tighter screening than ever has been.
Passengers must be searched for bombs, guns, or knives
in order to safeguard all of the other passengers’ lives.
Terrorists might even kill you with a bomb in their shoes.
Weapons in carry-ons or clothing, whichever they choose!
The answer is blatantly obvious to anyone who’s shrewd.
(Don’t be a prude and call this solution crude or lewd.)
Simply require all passengers to fly completely nude.

Morcastlin
Member

since 2002-01-14

Posts 244
The Jersey Shore, USA

1 posted 2002-01-18 11:33 AM

LOL, interesting solution ya came up with! Just don't expect me to go flying anywhere in the buff! I'm much too shy for that!...lol
This was a great read! Thanks!

Victoria

Member Ascendant

since 2000-08-12

Posts 5869

2 posted 2002-01-18 11:37 AM

Thanks for the chuckle today..im imaginating everyone naked on the plane..that would be a good way to get the airlines out of bankruptcy

~Victoria~

[This message has been edited by Victoria (01-18-2002 11:42 AM).]

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