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Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-11-28 10:02 PM

In my garden are no flowers
they demand too many hours
work until they're ripe for pickin'
so I just grow rubber chickens

Humor them with fertilizer
older now but none the wiser
when those little fellers sprout
off the cuff I pull one out

They may not be good for eatin'
you might say that I'm a cretin
rubber chicken pickin' fool
but I think them boids is cool!

Curly, Moe, and Larry used 'em
Red and Milty didn't refuse 'em
Gallagher, that fruit fanatic
beat 'em with a sledge-o-matic!

Call me "Psycho", "Whacked", or "Foolish"
But I have one simple rule(ish)
"Ain't no load of crap here fella,
this is grade"A" stuff I tell ya!"

Yes-sir-ree-Bob it's for real
next year pendin' how I feel
good Lord willin' here's the deal
I'll slip in bananna peels !

Midnitesun

Member Empyrean

since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

1 posted 2001-11-28 10:07 PM

ROTFL, this is great! I've seen those rubber chickens, and they are disgusting! But then real chickens really do smell worse.
And will those banana peels be rubber?

doreen peri
Member Elite

since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

2 posted 2001-11-28 10:13 PM

i LOVE it!!!!! LOL!!!!!!

hey doc... !!!! it's been a long time since i told you this, but it's about time i told you again!!!! you ROCK!!!

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

3 posted 2001-11-28 10:16 PM

ok...you are psycho, whacked and foolish (and I love it!)

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

4 posted 2001-11-28 10:43 PM

Love it. I needed this bit of humour tonight

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

jwesley
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-04-30

Posts 7563
Spring, Texas

5 posted 2001-11-28 10:46 PM

Me I cranked up Iron Chickenfly and laughted the whole 18 minutes...great write my friend.

jwesley

Poet deVine

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Member Seraphic

since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

6 posted 2001-11-28 10:47 PM

Love the poem. I collect chickens and I DO have a rubber one!!! He used to hang from my rear view mirror - and he's not a tiny one, he's full size...hung all the way to the floor he did!