The Judy Garland challenge with a one-word cheat.


Love in the Dojo

I love to do karate, I'm a fool,
I thought the girls would find it kinda cool,
For years I roundhouse kicked and boxed about,
I Kata'd till my Kata was worn out.
My nunchak's hung so limply on their string
It was then I realised an awful thing,
As I surveyed the dojos martial grind
Not a single female could I find.

Just then the door flew open with a start
And in she walked, oh still my beating heart,
A black belt beauty graceful as a swan
A girl at last to set my sights upon,
Her dragon kick was something to be seen
In breaking boards she almost seemed serene

So as I worked my charm in contact spar
I let her beat me soundly every time,
Oh my love how merciless you are,
Please let me know you love me,
Give a sign

You rabbit punch my cheek, do you know how much that smarts
You deftly block my kicks with a bamboo pole
It's not into my ear you whispered but into my heart
For it was not my lips you kissed - but my sole
With your lipsticks tracings soft, emblazoned on my heel
As you sadly failed to duck, you often do,
With fisticuffs and chops you tell me just how much you feel
For I'm truly black and blue in love with you.

Olias.