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Kethry
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Victoria Australia

0 posted 2001-12-21 06:03 PM


Net Twelve days of Christmas.

On the first day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Her home dot com and email addy

On the second day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the third day of Christmas
My net friend sent to me
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the fourth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the fifth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the sixth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Six heartbreak chain mails
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the seventh day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Seven cutsie graphics
Six heartbreak chain mails
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the eighth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Eight angels winging
Seven cutsie graphics
Six heartbreak chain mails
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the ninth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Nine sites commercial
Eight angels winging
Seven cutsie graphics
Six heartbreak chain mails
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the tenth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Ten bright screen savers
Nine sites commercial
Eight angels winging
Seven cutsie graphics
Six heartbreak chain mails
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the eleventh day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
Eleven smilie faces
Ten bright screen savers
Nine sites commercial
Eight angels winging
Seven cutsie graphics
Six heartbreak chain mails
Five virus checkers
Four virtual cards
Three mp3's
Two enormous jokes
And her home dot com and email addy

On the twelfth day of Christmas my net friend sent to me
A worm …


Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown


[This message has been edited by Kethry (12-21-2001 10:36 PM).]

© Copyright 2001 Lynne Dale - All Rights Reserved
Enchantress
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Canada eh.
1 posted 2001-12-21 06:08 PM


Lynne!  This is just too cute!  I love it!
...and it does have eleven smilies hehehe!
         *Happy Holidays*
~Hugs, Nancy~

*~ Wishing you all a magical Christmas ~*

Marsha
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2 posted 2001-12-21 06:40 PM


Keth darling sister of my soul, I DID NOT SEND YOU A WORM, don't tell fibs. Besides I'm not your net friend am I? I'm your skin and blister, (cockney rhyming slang for sister)
I sent you a hoax warning, the directions to remove worms and some other stuff but I didn't send you the worm. That came from almost anyone else. Now darling girl would I do that? Well, yes you know I would. I had it why shouldn't you suffer too?
And don't think you can get out of it by offering to give me your quota of smilies either, it won't wash.

Wonderful writing, and naturally I sent the nice things, because I'm a good girl I am. Yes I am just ask .... Ermmmm almost anyone.
Well you know I try to be good, even if I don't always succeed.

Love and warm stuff
As always
Mushy


To give light to them that sit in darkness..... to guide our feet into the way of peace St John ch2 v1


Sunshine
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3 posted 2001-12-21 08:00 PM



ROTF...Kethry, a lot of cutting and pasting going on, I can tell, but priceless, and so appropos for the times...

You, my dear one, are Priceless!

rosepetals25
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4 posted 2001-12-21 08:03 PM


Kethry,

    This is sooo cute Thank you for sharing

Hugs,
Tara

"My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read"
     - Motley Crue, Home Sweet Home

strbbux
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Posts 3859

5 posted 2001-12-21 08:27 PM


How imaginative, this is sooooooo sweet,
(( smiles )) strbbux

Bill Charles
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6 posted 2001-12-21 08:32 PM


Kethry - this is just excellent. What a lovely Christmas writing...

BC

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7 posted 2001-12-21 08:41 PM


Very clever, Kethry girl! Looks like you got some kind of net friend there
Marge Tindal
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8 posted 2001-12-21 08:44 PM


Kethry~
What a *giggler* ...
And look at MizMushyMarshaLove defend herself~
She's quite the little viral (NOT virile Marsha) star isn't she~

WONDERFULLY done, sweet poetess~
Happy Holidays~
*Hugs*
~*Marge*~

~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~
       noles1@totcon.com                   

Startime
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9 posted 2001-12-21 08:48 PM


*giggling* oh my gosh this is a good one. An absolute delight to read. **Hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Madame Chipmunk
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since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296
Michigan
10 posted 2001-12-21 10:28 PM


CUTE CUTE AND MORE CUTE!!!!!!!!
Very clever, Keth....I loved it.

copyright2001 Lyra Nesius

"poetry is life distilled"  Gwendolyn Brooks

Larry C
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11 posted 2001-12-22 01:21 AM


Kethry,
Nothing beats being inspired by reality! Very clever.

Kethry
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since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082
Victoria Australia
12 posted 2001-12-22 06:38 AM


Enchantress,
Thanks...I did warn you about the smilies.

Marsha,
For Christmas you are getting from me...apoplexy

Sunshine,
thanks for laughing... I did cut and paste how else do I get it into the forum. But I also typed and rewrote to make the words fit. If I am priceless, it is because the tags won't stick.

rosepetals,
thanks  - I'm always happy to share, especially the worm...

strbbux,
and you are sooo special - Thank you.

Bill,
it wasn't writing it was TYPING or as Sunshine says cut and paste. Thanks so much.

Balladeer,
yep, some kind of friend indeed. Thanks for letting me slide on the eleven smilies.

Marge,
I wasn't pointing the finger at her...I wasn't; but now, methinks she doth protest too much. Thanks for stopping by.

Startime,
I'm glad this brought you delight...after all I wouldn't want you to read this in the dark...you might strain your eyes.

Madam,
thanks - haven't we had the discussion on cute? I know you loved it...but did you try singing it...It's a killer.

Larry,
Thank you - I had a reality check once...it bounced.

Here in the midst of my lonely abyss, a single joy I find...your presence in my mind.  Unknown



kaile
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13 posted 2001-12-22 07:36 AM


the ending is hilarious..thanx for the smile..
GenXer
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14 posted 2001-12-22 12:10 PM


Keth - I was singing this aloud at my computer when I was reading it.  My singing was so bad though, that my monitor cracked.  I think you now owe me a new monitor.  I really liked your rendition of the twelve days of Christmas, it definitely put me in a holiday mood.  Very amusing.

Dave

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