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An Intimate Chauvinistic Confession #1,000!
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An Intimate Chauvinistic Confession #1,000! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States 
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An Intimate Chauvinistic Confession By Larry Chadwick I suppose it is about time to confess, Of intimate thoughts racing in my mind. It’s when you pass me by with that look, Little time is spent watching your behind. As pleasant as I’m sure that would be, My focus is completely on your hair. The style with which it has been done, That you have primped with so much care. There are the highlights and the hues, A special style done with hair pieces. The bounce with which it will fall, When you pull the pin and your hair releases. It may be curly and respond with a bounce, Or it may be light and blow in the breeze. Just the fact that it is even there, Is enough to function as a tease. All your assets that give you your charm, Those eyes that even reveal you’re whole. None really compare to the impact of your hair, If I muss your hair I’ve touched your soul. The past is history and the future is a mystery, but today is a gift and that is why it is the present! |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
One of the most hair-raising poems I have ever read...sounds like a permanent relationship!  |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Balladeer, ROTFLMAO I never cease to enjoy your presence here. I even like your point of view, but if you part your hair just right nobody will notice.  |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Larry this was great...some of us don't have much hair...maybe the ladies can give me some... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Magnus, Sorry pal. But I already gave my ponytail away. May have been gray enough though. LOL |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFL, this is good, and the replies are so funny! Hair, the musical? I like the way you describe hair Larry. Maybe you should be in a Clairol commercial.  What color would you choose? |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Kacy, Actually, my son harrassed me unmercifully for all my gray hair, years ago. So I colored it natural with a product that implied it would rinse out rather quickly, NOT! Anyway, shocked him into silence and we have both enjoyed the gray ever since. When I cut my hair real short I asked my beautician if I could tip it. She said the only color that would work is gray and they don't make it as nobody wants it. Ouch! LOL I worked hard for this gray hair and I'm gonna keep it.  |
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Siofra
since 2000-09-28
Posts 551State of Suspended Passion |
Now THIS is excellent..especially that ending, Sir!  I am many. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Siofra, It's hard to keep my hands to myself when it comes to hair! But I do practice restraint.  |
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rebekah33 Member
since 2001-12-13
Posts 140MD/NJ |
And all this time i thought guys were staring at my cute ass, not my hair! LOL thanks for the smile. -R. "So stop and love and dance and live and laugh until you cry" Edwin McCain |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
but larry, i have the exact same fetish and i refuse to call myself chauvinistic...  a joy to read, that was.. |
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timothysangel1973
since 2001-12-03
Posts 1725Never close enough |
I have always said.....two kind of MEN that I love the most are ones in UNIFORM, and ones that respect the sacredness of a girls HAIR-DOO!!! (not to mention running his fingers trough it now and again)...haha A wonderful write Larry. Timothysangel *Whatever souls are made of...his and mine are of the same* ~Emily Bronte' |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
Not chauvinistic Larry. This is really great. We ladies do spend a lot of time on our tresses and it's nice to know when you guys appreciate it. A great confession indeed. If I muss your hair I’ve touched your soul. We now know where you weakness lies! Boy are you in trouble. Sincerely, Regina |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
This was a great read Larry. I held out until just last year and finally gave in to colouring my hair when a co-worker commented on what lovely highlights my hair had (that was the grey, lol). That did it! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Victoria
since 2000-08-12
Posts 5869 |
At first i thought you were dedicating this to me..How did you know i was once a hairdresser?ha...now just a starving poet ha...cute one Larry..  ~Victoria~ Every child is an artist. The challenge is to remain an artist once he grows up. |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 CLAPPING WILDLY!!! OH LARRY, WHAT A WONDERFUL HAIR-RAISING POEM TO TOP 1000!!! (smiles) YAY!!! WE ALL LOVE YOU SO MUCH, DEAREST FRIEND!!! (big hugggssssss) Here's to thousands more! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Larry, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Loved this!! I'll make a confession, I like balding men so hair doesn't do much for me - and if it's graying, all the better. Look at Sean Connery!!  |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Very nice perspective.I have a confession,I don't usually get that far up.I might have to take more notice.Very enjoyable read!  |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
and all this time i truly thought that my behind was what you sought! how ignorant i've been LC! thank you so much for telling me!  it's braided strands and wisps of curl which make you follow this here girl?  that's chauvinist? NO! goodness sake! But tell me, do you like my legs? LOL!!! hehe |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
rebekah, Gotta know there are exceptions! faterider, Fetish? Who said anything about fetish...oh, that's right you did. timothysangel, Can't say the uniform will get me, but the hair will! Regina, And you know I live for trouble! /Kit, See now, I'm not afraid of grey. Even yours. But gotta love a woman who cares about her hair! Victoria, I would love to have had that much access to the ladies hair. But I gotta make a living! Noah, You clever guy! Thanks. Poet deVine, At least I have the greying part down. sodpossom, Could have never guessed. NOT! dor, Especially in those blue denim short-shorts! LOL |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Not chauvinistic at all. I can relate to this Larry, and it’s great seeing it from a guys perspective. I spend a good deal of time on my hair, so I’m a sucker for a guy that notices and appreciates it. Hell, for the right one, I’ll even let him muss it up!!! Lol If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling* again you have me laughing and all the comments too. I love it. *hair* who would have thought it. **hugs**  Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Tracey, My kind of woman. I love mussin'. LOL Love it, thanks. Karen, Yup, I confess. See, now we're both LOL. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Larry you are just too much! Leave it to you to make me laugh so hard I almost....well, you can touch my hair and muss it up anytime you want....*strange fetish*, but one heck of a nice guy! Note to Magnus~You can have some of mine since I seem to have an overabundance...if you prefer red that is. Great fun Larry! ~Hugs...the 'other' Nancy Lee~ "A dream is a wish your heart makes..." |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Nancy Lee, Who started this fetish talk?! So if I'm a butt man does that give me a butt fetish? I think not. LOL However, I'm making note of that offer. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Almost forgot!  Congratulations on breaking 1000 posts! It's been a hair raising experience! Hugs, Nancy....and I'm outta here! "A dream is a wish your heart makes..." |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Nancy Lee, Well, this poem distracted most people from that fact. But so much fun that it has been just fine. Thanks for noticing! |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Larry.. something about hair..I know which is why I let it grow for when I sit down you can see it makes a cusion just for me Much enjoyed the poem! |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Martie, That's alot of hair! Thanks. |
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peaches73533 Senior Member
since 2001-11-04
Posts 981OK, USA |
Larry, I enjoyed this.I can give some hair to Magnus or anyone else who wants it.I lose so much every day and still have way too much. Peaches |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Peaches, The challenges we all endure! You know Magnus and Poet deVine have a common link now. LOL Maybe he is changing his mind about the need for hair! |
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