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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States 
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Passions Naughty Christmas List By Larry Chadwick I know it’s really Santa’s job, To decide who is naughty or nice. But I just couldn’t help myself, I just want to give him some advice. So I’m making my own personal list, Of some poets that I’ve come to know. Now granted he doesn’t have to listen, But I think the help will please him so. I suppose the easiest place to start, Is with the list of those who have been naughty. Guess I’ll begin by listing myself, Otherwise people might think me haughty. Second place on this list of shame, Goes to Lucie for treating me mean. Then Kevin, Long John and Balladeer, Interloper, Duncan and Marge the queen. This list has only just begun, Midnitesun, SEA, and Enchantress. Startime, Greeneyes and cpalmer, Madame Chipmunk oh and Temptress. I’m thinking this is a lot of fun, Sir Robert and RosePetal and RP25 too. Titia, Kit, amigo and Poet deVine, 1slick_lady will also do. I hope I don’t leave anyone out, Peaches, along with wayoutwalt. Denise, ParisGirl and catalinamoon, And Sy the guy, according to walt. My this naughty list is getting so long, Siofra, SmartChick, and EagleScorpion. NapalmsConstantlyConfused and Lone Wolf. I think we’re almost done. Santa you may want to take notes, Carol Lina and Lady in White. Justbleu and Mistletoe Angel, I hope I’m doing this right. Even Gentle Spirit made the list, Sunshine and even Irish Rose. jwesley, faterider and whiskey, Rogue and so the list grows. I didn’t know Santa needed so much help, But Virgo Rains and passing shadows do. As does our friend Doreen peri, And sweet Janet Marie you do too. Can’t let anyone off the hook, Including Siofra and Pilgrimage. Nor timothysangel and walker, And Charisma is worth some mileage. Who would ever have believed, That Mother Earth made the naughty list. Even vlraynes couldn’t dodge it, Hope Sodpossom and Auguste won’t be #$@. Just hang in there a little longer, North Carolina Girl is on it. Martie and Bill Charles, Just barely fit. But as naughty is defined, rwood, Tracey and Suetang For reasons that are obvious, When I read these girls…dang! I know you’re distressed, That to Santa I gave this advice. How come nobody made the list of the good? That’s cause I think naughty is nice. [This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 12-16-2001).] |
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peaches73533 Senior Member
since 2001-11-04
Posts 981OK, USA |
What a wonderful write.You held my interest all the way through.I sure do hope you are right.Thank you for the compliments.I loved this. peaches |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Peaches, It was the pleasure I get that started it. Thanks!  I mean from you. |
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Temptress
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Member Rara Avis
since 1999-06-15
Posts 7136Mobile, AL |
 NAUGHTY?!! WELL!! I NEVER...I..just..WELL!  :waving: HEEEELLLOOOOO! Who woulda thought I'd be on your list, Sir! Why..I cannot imagine why!  *sigh* Just when I thought I'd gotten rid of all the competition for the naughty title. Geesh..Guess that fruitcake plan didn't work, eh? Adorable and fun little Christmas write you have here.  Your storm of assumption feeds anger I am calm enough to hold inside. Don't pretend to know me if you've never put stretched out your heart with since [This message has been edited by Temptress (edited 12-14-2001).] |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Temptress, I told you naughty was nice! And your proof. LOL |
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Tracey Member Elite
since 2001-08-29
Posts 2808where insanity meets breeding |
Thank you for putting me on your list You know I wouldn’t want to be missed From a naughty gal to a naughty guy I tried to be nice, really, I tried But naughty it seems is way more fun We’re all gonna have santa on the run Checking his list, then checking again Running in circles, spinning in vain Where are the presents for all of these poets? He has some for me, now wouldn’t you know it For naughty girls do still get gifts Of poems like this to give them a lift So I’ll drink to you a glass of good cheer I’ll warn you now, it will only be beer And wish to you a jolly good season And hope santa brings you something pleasin Cute one Larry. Brought a smile to my morning!! I'll toast ya with my beer tonight!! If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please? |
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Poet deVine
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Well, I made the naughty list again! Sigh..it's ok, if THIS is the list, then I'm in GREAT company. Cute poem sir!! I'm sure YOU won't be getting coal in your stocking though.  |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Larry C, Well I couldn't match that list. LOL Enjoyed. |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
 Does this mean Santa won't be coming to my house? "A dream is a wish your heart makes..." |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Larry, I didn't make the naughty list? Boy do I have I have you fooled  I see my Dave made it on the list though. Does that mean I have to share all the cool stuff Santa brings me??? *chuckles* Good write.I hope you have a very Merry Christmas  Hugs, Tara "My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read" |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Larry!!! How did you know I've been naughty???? You must REALLY know Santa!!!! this was fun, thank you for including me |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling wickedly* well...I sure am glad I made someone's list. **hugs**   Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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Lucie Senior Member
since 1999-06-20
Posts 1077Houston |
Well.... all I can say is I am glad I made the top of somebody's list. Your on the top of my list too Mr. Rhymer Wisenheimer... but it sure isn't a Christmas list I can tell you that.  Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all. |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
 Better watch out better not cry better not pout 'cause Larry's the guy! |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Larry Looked like alot of work to get all those name in there.I was very pleased to make your naughty list.How did you know?Very nice job!Merry Christmas buddy! |
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SmartChick Member Rara Avis
since 2001-09-23
Posts 7081On A Journey To The Unknown |
LOL! This must be why I never get a present for christmas. How did you know. I try to be good, but seems like being naughty is alot more fun. If I promise to be good, do you think I have a chance of getting something this year? Thank you for including me! |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Can't think of any list I'd rather make, Larry or any better company to keep. Have a great season! |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFL, this is a very good list. Did I hear you say this was your personal shopping list? My but you are so generous. I'm sending you a moosehide bikini.  |
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Gentle Spirit Member Patricius
since 2000-10-09
Posts 13989 |
Who me??  And here I tried so hard to be good this year........rotflmao....... Wonderful write Larry and Best wishes for a great holiday. On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free. |
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N orth Carolina Girl Senior Member
since 2001-12-04
Posts 962NC,USA |
Larry,I am tickled to death to be included in your list.    Thank you1   Juanita |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles) Wow, I charted a list!!! (big hugggsssss) Hmmmmmmmm...now I wonder who is nice! (giggles) This is so very clever and wonderfully written, sweet friend, I love it! (big hugggssssss) You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Larry, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Suetang Member Ascendant
since 2001-03-07
Posts 5187Melbourne, Australia |
Hello Larry Ummmm.......oh, dear!! I make you go....dang??!!lol What a classic this is and I'm still laughing. Am I a bad influence on you. Thanks for the laughs and what I'm wondering, was that a compliment??lol Take care.....Sue Suetang |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
The premise on which this poem was written, Was when you are bad you are even better. So I was putting this list together, In the hopes Santa would like the letter. If my theory turns out to be right, Then all on the list gets a gift. And we will have had this fun, Giving even the pure a little lift. So: Tracey, I have a pretty good idea what your gift will be. Poet deVine, No coal for you either! But instead... Sy, I just had to do it and couldn't leave you out! Enchantress, Actually, I heard he had a layover planned at your place. I mean stayover! Rosepetals25, Honey you need glasses...look again. Least now Santa knows what to get you! LOL SEA, Well... and I know just what tatoo and where... Startime, And let's hope it works! Oh Lucie! Do...tell. Lady in White, Cool! Gotcha. Sodpossom, You made the list because I have my sources who say...oh, you know! SmartChick, Why do you think you get those racy things for Christmas, huh? Duncan, Thanks! And I'm glad you're a friend. Midnitesun, I'd rather you were in it! Gentle Spirit, Busted you this year! But you know why. Juanita, Me too! Thanks for the fun and the good year. Happy Holidays. Noah, And you aren't even 21! How did this happen? Huh? Suetang, A compliment and more. Thank you all for such fun responses. What a wonderful place. Bless you all! |
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amigo Senior Member
since 2001-10-12
Posts 520the earth school |
So many names Of so many dames All on naughty hall of fame; Tell me something Larry, How's Santa going to carry Gifts for all to claim.... Thank you Larry..... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
amigo, I'm thinking for those that are naughty the gift may be skimpy, but not in price. |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
Don't forget, I live 5 minutes by sleigh to the North Pole. Do you want the new 12 pack moose special edition team or the traditional reindeer sleigh with that red nosed guide? (Footsie heater in sleigh costs extra this year.) |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Kacy, I'll take the traditional sleigh with a twelve pack, please. As long as you're navigating and wearing...naw...the twelve pack. LOL |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA. You really think I'd be caught alive in a moosehide bikini? Are we getting silly again? YES! It is that time of the year when we start hitting the cheer...er beer. Actually, I only had one tonight. That's all the was left in the fridge, and Santa's elves don't deliver. |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
Naughty is nice as cinnamon spice sprinkled with sugar Plum pudding all over Mistletoe Magic Forget about wrapping it Christmas lights On Saturday Nights Strung round the Guy That sparkles my eye Just Hope Saint Nicker Has a really good ticker Thank you for linking me with two lovely Ladies: Tracey and Suetang. This made me smile really big! You are awesome.Sincerely, Regina It's all in the mind |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Kacy, That's the spirit. Regina, That's my kind of Christmas. I'll spend it with you! |
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Bill Charles Member Patricius
since 2000-07-11
Posts 10619highways, & byways, for now |
Larry - excellent write of all the naughty poets. But I want to be naughty also, hehehe... BC |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Larry--I was afraid you were going to leave me out of this Christmas fun, hon...so glad I squeezed in! |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
How did you EVER remember all of those names, Larry...it must have taken several days to write that naughty poem! Thank you for including me in it....I guess most chipmunks are usually naughty.  For this, Larry you deserve to get whatever you want for Christmas. copyright2001 Lyra Nesius |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Bill Charles, I checked my sources and it turns out that you have been naughty enough to qualify. I know you find that surprising! Check again. Martie, And a good fit it is! Merry Christmas. Madame Chipmunk, Be careful what you offer. LOL Hey, are you related to Alvin? Maybe that's how you made the list, eh? |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
I have consulted with my lawyers and they tell me I could sue for defamation of character....if I had any! Honored to make the list, Larry |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Balladeer, You must pay big bucks for those lawyers because they give really excellent counsel. ROTFLMAO Merry Christmas you naughty boy! |
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misguided angel Member
since 2001-11-23
Posts 106Australia |
I didn't make it to the list! Me? Not naughty?  Andrea Shhh! Looks like I slipped past again this year. Summon the courage to step out of your familiar rut and suddenly many of those things which held you back will no longer have the power to do so. |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
Larry C.... I enjoyed the poem very much...It was cute.. A pretty big list I might add... Thanx till next year...maybe the list will be larger then... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
misguided angel, With a name like that you must be qualified. LOL Andrea, thanks for the read. Magnus, I never thought about that, but a list like this has to be growing by next year. Oh...man! |
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Siofra
since 2000-09-28
Posts 551State of Suspended Passion |
OMIGOSH! I can't go around having everyone think I'm nice! Psstt... Larry..C'mere.. *whisipers in Larry's ear* Could I get you to take a payoff? You wouldn't have to share it with Santa! Just PLEASE PLEASE don't let anyone else know I'm nice! I have a reputation to uphold, you know?  Cute poem! I am many. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Siofra, In the best interest of maintaining your reputation and in light of the tantalizing tale you whispered in my ear, and after further review, you are definitely qualified...read again! I promise not to copy the polaroids! ROTFLMAO![This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 12-16-2001).] |
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timothysangel1973
since 2001-12-03
Posts 1725Never close enough |
***Being NAUGHTY is just SOOOOOOO much fun!!!*** Thank you Larry for this wonderful write that put a smile on a face that was frowning today!!!! God Bless You ~TimothysAngel *Whatever souls are made of...his and mine are of the same* ~Emily Bronte' |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
ohh, i'm in distinguished company.. i get to have skimpy gifts?..don't let my imagination run wild... |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
timothysangel, My pleasure. Hope you have a Merry Christmas! fateride, We can only hope for skimpy! Maybe Midnitesun will give you a moose hide bikini too. |
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