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Dr.Moose1
Member Elite

since 1999-09-05

Posts 3448
Bewilderment , USA

0 posted 2001-12-11 07:40 PM

Rise up my friends it's time that we did sound the hue and cry!
The light strands seem to have no ends and all the bulbs have died!
The ornaments are hanger-less ( the ones that didn't get smashed!)
Each year we have to chuck the whole darn lot into the trash!

The tree-stand won't hold water, it just leaks on the floor.
The "Manger Scene" gets flooded (all my wise-men carry oars!)
It's a darn conspiracy, and I blame Santas' elves,
all this time that we believed they're stocking Santas' shelves,

they've been breakin' in instead to wreck our Christmas stuff!
Are you with me when I say? " I think enough's enough!"
Their holly won't be jolly when they stub their mistle-toes,
an' if I catch them little runts I'll punch 'em in the nose!

I don't know about you guys, but let me make this clear,
what they've stepped in at my place weren't left by no rein-deer!

Mistletoe Angel

Member Empyrean

since 2000-12-17

Posts 32816
Portland, Oregon

1 posted 2001-12-11 07:45 PM

(smiles) Uh oh, poor little elves! (sigh) I hope this isn't the case, innocent before proven guilty! (giggles) Soooooooo cute, I love it!!! (smiles) We all love you so much, sweet William, we all wish you the happiest holidays! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet William, thank you for sharing!

May love and light always shine upon you!

Love,
Noah Eaton

Startime
Member Ascendant

since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

2 posted 2001-12-11 07:56 PM

*giggling with delight* a wonderful Chistmas poem that brought incredible visions to my mind making me laugh so hard my daughter had me read her your poem. Now we are both giggling. **Hugs**

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

3 posted 2001-12-11 08:02 PM

Ewwww!!!!

The Rusty Knight
Member

since 2001-08-29

Posts 414
Texas

4 posted 2001-12-11 08:08 PM

Spoken well...I think we have made the meaning of Christmas S..T..R..E..S..S
but I love it anyway.

Dan

Death comes not when we cease to breathe, but when we cease to dream.

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

5 posted 2001-12-11 10:08 PM

Cute poem Doc. Isn’t it amazing how we put those decorations away so carefully, but there’s always a few broken ones when we get them out again next year. I always wondered what caused it--you’re right, it’s those darn elves that break in.

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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