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I'm too sexy for my poem (By Request)
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I'm too sexy for my poem (By Request) |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania 
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I’m Too Sexy for My Poem I write my poems in modesty But as everyone can plainly see For those who really know’em I’m too sexy for my poem I write in metered phrase I really don’t know other ways But they tell me all the time I’m just too sexy for my rhyme Too sexy for each written word Too sexy to be ever heard To make it even so much worse I’m just too sexy for my verse It seems everyone has felt it And I simply cannot help it I try so hard not to show it I’m just a sexy little poet Now I say this with decorum I’m too sexy for this forum And to shed revealing light I’m just too sexy for this site I’m much too sexy to be read And it’s like I always said It’s really going to my head I’M JUST TOO SEXY FOR THE WEB! Me Reposted for a friend From the archives Gosh, I had forgotten just how sexy I am! |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Liz - not only are you too sexy for the web, you are too classy , too! I really love the progreesion through the hierarchy on this - I think you are wonderful, Liz. BTW - If anybody else reads this response, Liz is an incredible writer, too. I was fortunate enough to read some of her stories, and I fell in love with her more. |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Thank you, dear friend I am flattered by your kind words Big hug Liz |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Elizabeth And if anyone don't believe you They'll have me to contend with. And that goes for charm too. Love Sy |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (smiles) Oh my gosh, this is sooooooooo wonderfully original, I love it!!! (giggles) Yes you are, and many of us can create such yummy eye candy in verse! I wish I could be sexy to this board! (sigh) Sooooooooo beautiful, sweet friend, we all love you so very much! (kiss on cheek) You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Elizabeth, thank you for sharing!  May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I remember this Keeper! And you Continue to Be! |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
I remember this one!! I love it! now I can put it in my library LOL I told my mom about this one and she laughed, now I can let her read it  so glad this one came back up!! |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Liz, This poem is so unlike anything of yours that I've ever read. It cracked me up when you originally posted it and still does so today. It's hilarious! Thank you, my friend!Michael Michael Auguste~ |
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Glenn Logan Member
since 2001-10-10
Posts 111Virginia |
Wonderful poem! It brightened my day. Glenn Logan |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Damn, I wish I'd written this...cracked me up. |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Yes, Yes, Elizabeth, I understand  Us unbelievably sexy women must contain ourselves when posting on the Internet!!! I mean, there are MEN out there who would be sweating up a storm if we really let our hair down!!!!! And you know we can do it I loved this totally!!!!! Kathleen (Kay) |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Elizabeth, *chuckles* I loveeee this! We should make it the anthem for the women here at Passions!!!  Hugs, Tara "My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read" |
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icequeen Senior Member
since 2001-12-09
Posts 633FL USA |
ROFL!!! IT's PERFECT!!! Elizabeth, you are the best! I needed a laugh today and between you and Sudhir I found it Thanks for bringing this back for those of us who didn't see it the first time! ...and her crown was formed by the ice in her eyes |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Thank you all so much, but in all honesty, I'm just too sexy to respond Just kidding, but I'm pleased you enjoyed the poem I enjoyed reading your remarks Thank you Liz |
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MyEnchanted_Melody Senior Member
since 2001-05-30
Posts 1106across the land of dreams. In your heart, I'd always be. |
What a delightful read...... It's nice to see a lady who speaks with such confidence.....  I enjoyed it Liz....alot.. Thank you ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ |
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Pilgrimage Member Elite
since 2001-12-04
Posts 3945Texas, USA |
Dear Liz, This is fantastic. This is my lucky day for finding hilarious poems. Can I copy it off for my sister to see? She will sooo identify. Nan |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Too sexy uhhh????  Well.....I'm not Too beautiful too  Titia too  A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Magnus
since 2001-10-10
Posts 14135South Carolina, USA |
This is very cute...much enjoyed....Surely no one is too sexy for the web or here... |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Sorry, still laughing here Michael Auguste~ |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Michael, I had long forgotten this poem. I think I erased it from my computer I almost didn't post itin the first place (embarrassed) Nan, of course you can use it, Thanks for wanting to Thank you all for your comments I really enjoyed them Liz |
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