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Dog Farts |
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Auguste 
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea 
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Dog Farts by Michael What did you feed your dog today that makes him so disgusting? He follows me where 'ere I go. Right now, he's too damned trusting. His dog farts are much worse than men's. Please try Beano, it might work. Come get your dog, before I do, 'cause I'll feel like such a jerk. You should've bought a tiny dog. German Shepherds are too loud. Whenever he lets one go, it really draws an angry crowd. Their suspicious eyes look my way and I tell them it's not me. Come get your dog and do it fast, or he'll soon be history. Michael Auguste~ |
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Mistletoe Angel
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 (giggles) Poor German shepherds! (giggles) This is soooo cute, sweet Michael, I love it! (giggles) Oh my gosh, your humor always kills me, I love it!!! (big hugggsssss) BRAVO!!! I LOVE IT!!! You have suhc a beautiful heart, sweet Michael, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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RosePetal
since 2001-08-26
Posts 2985South Florida |
hehehe, I know what you mean! I have a golden retriever and when she lets one out it's a killer! Cute Write! RP |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
THIS---my friend, I shall save for another friend...who has a teeny tiny dachound, that walks softly and leaves a HUGE stench...he calls the dog "buddy"---I call him the "green fog dog"--ROFL...Thanks for the smiles... HUGS |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Very humorous and disgusting!Enjoyed it! Stevie |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Michael - I printed this to give to my son who has a Jack Rusell, who has the most disguisting breath and behind I have ever come across. This was adorable! ~*~ Carpe' Diem ~*~ |
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2dalimit Member Elite
since 2000-02-08
Posts 2228Mississippi coast |
Thanks for the smile. This is a subject rarely addressed. It was a blast. Melton |
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EagleScorpion Senior Member
since 2000-03-08
Posts 1644Here, Now, Forever |
aww man.. dog farts are the worst |
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walker Member Elite
since 2001-02-11
Posts 2240Florida |
I have a chihuahua, for him it's teneweene ones, so I'm sure they go unnoticed. Cute poem |
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amusemi Senior Member
since 2001-12-08
Posts 1262A State of Disarray |
Oh man!! Can we say...issues? I have got to e-mail this to my mom!! |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
Michael, LOL oh my..  It's good to see your humor shine  Muchly enjoyed..and giggled at  Hugs, Tara "My heart is like an open book, for the whole world to read" |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
Thanks for the great laugh, Michael. Unfortunately, farts are a fact of life. There was an article in our local paper, last night about new inventions...and one of them was actually...believe it or not.... a fart machine! Perhaps you could buy one and plant it under your friend's chair to pay him back for the dog following you around.  copyright2001 Lyra Nesius |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Michael, Precious is right here..I know she couldn't have been visiting you...could she? |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO. My dog is a little Jack Russell, famous for his SBD's. We thought about a machine, or perhaps a new 'heating system' for the house, but chose a dietary change. No more hot dogs for Skippy. No more SBD's. |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
Very Funny Michael! Rosie pouts after she poots! She can't stand herself LOL! You are too funny. Sincerely, Regina |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Michael, ROTFLMAO Mine was a cat! It's the worst... |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Noah, Thank you! You always say the nicest things.  RosePetal, Thank, glad you enjoyed it. Karen, LMAO at "green fog dog" Thanks for liking!sodpossom, Hey, what can I say? I was bored. Thanks!Sharon, Thanks for the "adorable" and I hope your son likes it. Melton, Thanks for giving me a smile in return by reading my poem. EagleScorpion, I hear horse farts might have them beat though. Thankswalker, My son is wanting a chihuahua. Thanks!amusemi, Your poor mom. Send her a "quality letter" LOL! Thanks!Tara, Thanks for the "giggle" and for reading.Madame Chipmunk, Kinda makes me wonder if all the great inventions have already been invented. LOL! Thank you!Martie, Not Precious...UNprecious, remember? *wink* thanks, silly! Kacy, Smart move and thanks, my friend Regina, Yeah, well you might consider a name change. LOL! Thanks!Larry C Hey, I must have your cat then, because Slippie is just awful to be around. LOL Thanks!Everyone, Thanks for enjoying my disgusting poem. Michael Auguste~ |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
You want my two dogs for a while???  Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... Want to use the pics on my website? Just let me know. http://communities.msn.com/Titiasplace [This message has been edited by Titia Geertman (edited 12-09-2001).] |
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