Balladeer, have you seen the sailor?

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Lucie
Senior Member

since 1999-06-20

Posts 1077
Houston

0 posted 2001-12-07 03:49 AM

I leaned back in my chair as I spoke to Balladeer.
"Have you seen the mushy love crap Lngjohn's been posting here?"
"What happened, do you think that Lorelei has got him whipped?"
"She's turned him to a girlyman, his masculinity's been stripped."

Once he was a jouster, one of the best, I must confess.
But now I wouldn't be surprised if I saw him in a dress.
He used to be a studly guy the girls would fairly swoon.
When that kitty-kickin sailor would walk into the room.

He's traded in his peg-leg for a pair of heels and purse
rewritten all his Toe-Tag rhyme's, for flowery love filled verse.
What happened to that sailor, somethings changed, he's not the same.
from now on when I see him 'round think I'll have to call him Lngjane.

Remember me with a smile on your face, or please don't remember me at all.

Mysteria

Member Laureate

since 2001-03-07

Posts 18328
British Columbia, Canada

1 posted 2001-12-07 04:18 AM

ROTFLMAO - Now you got that right Lucie! And i heard he took up cooking and needlepoint too! Good for Lorelei she has her man, LngJane, trained. Hot diggity dog!

True Reflections
Member

since 2001-12-04

Posts 143
Ohio, USA

2 posted 2001-12-07 10:40 AM

Lucie,
This was awesome. Testosterone is seeping from the cracks between the lines. Women know they're the stronger sex, but we men are basking in the glow of ignorance to that fact.

Roger

Gentle Spirit
Member Patricius

since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

3 posted 2001-12-07 10:47 AM

ROTF laffin.......lovin this stuff. So well written!

On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free.
~Me~

(I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance~Garth)

Larry C

Member Patricius

since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

4 posted 2001-12-07 01:20 PM

Lucie,
ROTFLMAO! What a delightfully fun joust.

Duncan
Member Ascendant

since 2001-08-07

Posts 5455

5 posted 2001-12-07 02:24 PM

Good one, Lucie!

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

6 posted 2001-12-08 08:12 PM

Ohhh, lil Lucie - tsk tsk - you are gonna get it now!! ROFL - I haven't received a broadside from you in a long long time - when was the last time? Oh, yeah, I remember - when I "spanked" you with a rebuke!

BTW - I love this poem, ya lil flirt! You have such a great sense of humor. And, you fit it beautifully into your poetry. Well done!

NOW - LET THE SPANKINGS BEGIN!!!

Enchantress
Member Empyrean

since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

7 posted 2001-12-08 08:19 PM

YIPPEE!! Lucie! Ya got him goin' now!

Can't wait!!! Is he gonna whoop ya?

Not in that dress he won't! LOL...
Good one!! Nancy.

"A dream is a wish your heart makes..."

Balladeer

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

8 posted 2001-12-08 09:34 PM

Hey, Luce! I saw him last week -
One of those Las Vegas shows
Where men sing like sopranos
While dressed up in women's clothes!

He wore a slinky evening gown,
Stiletto heels and hose,
Some lipstick and a small birthmark
He painted on his nose!

I know that, as a man, his looks
Could make a stomach sick
But you ain't seen bone ugly 'til
You've seen him as a chick!

He's gone from dick to dickenson
Or Maya Angelou
Forget it, gal! There's no one left
Except for me and you.