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Lawn Ranger
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Lawn Ranger |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Appearing with lawn mower and mask to fullfill a weekly heroic task In a brave fight against allergy and weeds with my mask as my sheild from a summers sneeze Neighbors asking,who is this masked man with the red eyes and lawn mower in hand The only evidence of my being is a clean lawn mower in high gear and I'm gone Until a shower of rain and the grass grows out of nowhere appears a mower and masked nose Keeping the family safe from snakes and other dangers Hi!Ho!Silver,its the Lawn Ranger |
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True Reflections Member
since 2001-12-04
Posts 143Ohio, USA |
Stevie, You've lost it man! Was that a trusty Tonto by your side or a Toro? Sometime I'll post my poem "The Midnight Ride of My John Deere" and you can pick on me. Very funny read, my friend. Roger |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Roger Thanks for checking it out!You're right I have definitely lost it! |
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Madame Chipmunk Member Rara Avis
since 2001-12-05
Posts 8296Michigan |
This is hysterical, Stevie...  Now look at all of the pollen y'all are stirring up  Lyra |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Sodpossom, Cute, enjoyed the read. |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
One has got to admire a mind that can come up with this! Hat's off to ya, ranger!  |
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EagleScorpion Senior Member
since 2000-03-08
Posts 1644Here, Now, Forever |
hahaha HeRE He ComEs 2 SAVe THe DAAAAAAAYY! LAWN MOWER MAN!!! |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
Sodpossom, keep this up! Your grins are delightful! |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
Like it a lot  Charisma |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Lyra That pollen certainly has no mercy on me! |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Thank you all for finding it humorous,but I really do wear a mask while I mow. Stevie |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
This is too funny! ~hugs, Nancy~ "A dream is a wish your heart makes..." |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
LOL this is funny. It is so good to see some new funny poets in here, as every day of laughter is a healthier day.  But I always rooted for Tonto  my brother called me a traitor. Maybe after a few "real" US History lessons he learned to appreciate what I was all about.  [This message has been edited by Midnitesun (edited 12-06-2001).] |
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Mistletoe Angel 
since 2000-12-17
Posts 32816Portland, Oregon |
 YAY!!! Lawn Ranger to the rescue! To pricklepoppies and beyond! (giggles) Sooooooo cute! I love it! (smiles) BRAVO!!! You have such a beautiful heart, sweet Stevie, thank you for sharing! May love and light always shine upon you! Love, Noah Eaton |
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Joe Lamando Member
since 2001-11-20
Posts 124Massachusetts,USA |
Now that's gotta be a sight for sore eyes, sore eyes. Very funny. Joe Lamando |
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N orth Carolina Girl Senior Member
since 2001-12-04
Posts 962NC,USA |
Stevie,very funniy are you going to get Chase a mask too?  Love,mama  |
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OWG Member
since 2001-03-19
Posts 155California |
cool tunes mr. enjoyed it |
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sodpossom Senior Member
since 2001-06-15
Posts 723N.C |
Thanks to each and everyone of you.Glad you enjoyed it! Stevie |
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mirror man Senior Member
since 2001-01-08
Posts 814 |
This is funny. Enjoyed very much. |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling* A delightful read that I really enjoyed. **hugs**  Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams. |
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JoMason Member
since 2001-12-07
Posts 57 |
sodpossom, I love poems about the daily drill; especially ones that make me laugh. Jo Mason |
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