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wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

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TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2001-11-02 01:07 AM

I have the stereotype of being a little bit weird
Typecast in the play although I never feared
Sometimes I get the sniffles then a nose-bleed
For I’ll never muster the sweet romantic lead

I’ll never send Ingrid White Dove off in a plane
I’m not Humphrey wayoutwalt I play a tad insane
I could never say “Frankly my dear I don’t give a damn”
I’m not Clarke wayoutwalt I haven’t got the gams

I could never be Super wayoutwalt. Oh Yuh!
If Lois Poet Devine called for help I’d shrug and just say “Huh?”
If Marilyn Liz Santos was in my train car tonight
I’d prolly stay dressed as a girl and that’s not thinkin right

Seven brides for seven wayoutwalts would you believe
If they were all Doris Nan you would not here me grieve
And for all the leading ladies I somehow might have missed
You can line up after Balladeer if you want my sloppy kiss

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 11-02-2001).]

Honeybee
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since 1999-12-26

Posts 5372
Ontario, CANADA

1 posted 2001-11-02 01:11 AM

LMAO! you rock Walt!

Melissa~

"Poetry is not an opinion expressed...
it is a song that rises from a bleeding
wound...or a smiling mouth"

~Kahlil Gibran~

Dee
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since 2000-08-19

Posts 2330
Queensland, Australia

2 posted 2001-11-02 01:49 AM

Hey Walt, loved this! You are weird but we wouldn't have you any other way.

Oh and yeah I want a kiss too. Why should 'Deer have all the fun?

Dee

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand

Larry C

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since 2001-09-10

Posts 10286
United States

3 posted 2001-11-02 01:53 AM

wayoutwalt,
If kissing the Balladeer is the way to prove you're married I think I see a line forming now! Duty calls guess I'm in...

[This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 11-02-2001).]

Poet deVine

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since 1999-05-26

Posts 22612
Hurricane Alley

4 posted 2001-11-02 06:18 AM

So am I in line BEFORE Balladeer? Cute poem sir...you will always be MY Superman.

rwood
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since 2000-02-29

Posts 3793
Tennessee

5 posted 2001-11-02 06:39 AM

Quite Smoochie Walty...LOL...You are so much fun! You're SuperWayOutWalt!

Sincerely,
Regina

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

6 posted 2001-11-02 07:04 AM

This is cute Walt, oh yuh. But can I have my kiss before Balladeer, I hear his are sloppy, and I don't want him to ruin your lips for me!!! LOL

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Dark Angel
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since 1999-08-04

Posts 10095

7 posted 2001-11-02 07:24 AM

Oh Walty, you're so adorable... enjoyed this very much, smiling here!

Maree

rosepetals25

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since 2000-05-31

Posts 3076
PA

8 posted 2001-11-02 08:02 AM

Walt,

Oh I like this one

Made me chuckle at 8am in the morning! Now that is impressive!!! hehehe. Good job

Hugs,
Tara

Don't marry for money... You can borrow it cheaper!

Gentle Spirit
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since 2000-10-09

Posts 13989

9 posted 2001-11-02 08:05 AM

LMAO! Loved this one walt!

On the wings of words our spirits fly....and our souls are free.
~Me~

(I could have missed the pain, but I'd have had to miss the dance~Garth)

catalinamoon

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since 2000-06-03

Posts 9543
The Shores of Alone

10 posted 2001-11-02 09:16 AM

Cool write, Walt. I like the humor I have found here lately, very helpful to the mood.

Sandra

Startime
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since 2000-10-03

Posts 5918
Canada

11 posted 2001-11-02 09:33 AM

*giggling delightedly* This is absolutely wonderful. Have your wife give you a hug from me. You gave me a great laugh this morning. I love it.

Love I leave with you whether it is in your life now or yet the essense of your dreams.

Enchantress
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since 2001-08-14

Posts 35113
Canada eh.

12 posted 2001-11-02 09:35 AM

If you don't mind...may I please get in line before Balladeer??? You ARE Way Out Walt! Oh Yuh!! ~hugs, Nancy~

~Time has cast a spell on you,
So that you won't ever forget me.~

SEA

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since 2000-01-18

Posts 22676
with you

13 posted 2001-11-02 09:37 AM

ROFL....Walt...you da man!

Lady In White

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since 2001-02-12

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USA

14 posted 2001-11-02 09:39 AM

Aren't all of us smiling....yes, we are!

[This message has been edited by Lady In White (edited 11-02-2001).]

Charisma

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since 2000-09-30

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lost in blue pages

15 posted 2001-11-02 10:13 AM

Charisma

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

16 posted 2001-11-02 10:46 AM

Ladies Ladies stand in line
you all are lookin mighty fine
I've kissed so many it's getting scary
You all are starting to look like Larry

suthern

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since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

17 posted 2001-11-02 11:05 AM

I looked like Larry before you started
So I'll just stand here, broken-hearted...

But since Balladeer was shoved out of line
I'll smooch on him and do just fine!!!

I enjoyed this much, walt... and hope your wife is VERY understanding... for you've got quite a line of ladies to kiss! *G*

walker
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since 2001-02-11

Posts 2240
Florida

18 posted 2001-11-02 11:26 AM

Great writing here, and funny too.

SmartChick
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since 2001-09-23

Posts 7081
On A Journey To The Unknown

19 posted 2001-11-02 11:28 AM

Oh boy! Can I be next?

wayoutwalt
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since 1999-06-22

Posts 4870
TEXAS (it's all big)

20 posted 2001-11-02 11:39 AM

jeepers creepers
all those peepers!
all in line
won't be weepers!

as to wife
she is real life
and definetly
a keeper!

elisaseyes
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since 1999-07-15

Posts 196
fort worth texas

21 posted 2001-11-02 10:27 PM

So are you saying I'm married to Georgie-Porgie?

Midnitesun

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since 2001-05-18

Posts 28647
Gaia

22 posted 2001-11-02 10:30 PM

And did you thank your lovely wife for being such a good sport? Give her an extra smooch tonight, and tell her it's from all the passionate poets who are happy she shares her wayoutwalt.

Kit McCallum

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since 2000-04-30

Posts 14774
Ontario, Canada

23 posted 2001-11-02 10:38 PM

Oh Walt ... I just never know what smiles await me inside, when I see your name on a post. This was deeelightful!

Best wishes,
/Kit

Balladeer

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since 1999-06-05

Posts 25505
Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA

24 posted 2001-11-02 10:43 PM

The minute I turn my back, Walt, you're out there giving it away......DARN!!!

doreen peri
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since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

25 posted 2001-11-02 10:54 PM

hey you!!!!!!

do an edit!!

i'm not in this one!!

LOL!!!!!!!! *winksmooch*

ohoh... was that ok to winknsmooch? *grin

i love this...!!!! this is truly a WOW!!!!!!!

doreen peri
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since 1999-05-25

Posts 3812
Virginia

26 posted 2001-11-02 10:56 PM

oh wait!!

could it be moi who's the "Dori" you speak of?

ahhh how sweet of you.... hehe

well, even if it's not, i'll claim it *smile*

RosePetal

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since 2001-08-26

Posts 2985
South Florida

27 posted 2001-11-03 12:43 PM

I dont mind being last in line for a kiss , save the best for last hehe j/k
You have a great sense of humor walt!

CocoBaci
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since 2000-05-06

Posts 3043

28 posted 2001-11-03 02:16 AM

WaltSweetie, hugs from moi2toi cuz this poem bring's out many a giggle and smile...

*~coco~*

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