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A Mans View of Menopause
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A Mans View of Menopause |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States 
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A Mans View of Menopause By Larry Chadwick I wrote a romantic poem for my wife, One I was extremely anxious for her to see. Awesome she said it’s so very nice, I thought it would be about menopause and me. Well that put me to thinking once again, About what it meant to have a hot wife. For certainly she was hot all those years ago, But now she was hotter than ever in her life. There are only two ways to resolve the problem, I either turn down the thermostat and be fair, Or I stand my ground for my own comfort, While I get to watch her as she gets totally bare. [This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 10-30-2001).] |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
LOL!  you lil'  you!I love your wit!~ Take care, Melissa~ "Poetry is not an opinion expressed... it is a song that rises from a bleeding wound...or a smiling mouth" ~Kahlil Gibran~ [This message has been edited by Melissa Honeybee (edited 10-30-2001).] |
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Midnitesun
since 2001-05-18
Posts 28647Gaia |
ROTFLMAO. You are really something, Larry. Somehow, I think you'll come out on top either way.    Hehe, this was a fun read. |
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Duncan Member Ascendant
since 2001-08-07
Posts 5455 |
Is there anything you won't write about? I vote to turn down the thermostat...you'll both win. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Melissa, If you like that it is probably something to cause you concern, huh? Thanks  Midnitesun, Coming out on top would be good!  Duncan, Come on! It was her idea...and the answer is probably not. [This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 10-30-2001).] |
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Enchantress Member Empyrean
since 2001-08-14
Posts 35113Canada eh. |
Larry, I have a shirt that reads, "I am out of estrogen....and I have a gun!" What does that tell you? Don't mess with her!! Nancy ~Time has cast a spell on you, |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Enchantress, She's been bragging all week about how good she has treated me ending each claim with "and I'm in the middle of menopause". ROTFLMAO Gotta love her. |
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Nightshade
since 2001-08-31
Posts 13962just out of reach |
Well said Larry!! I like this. Chris Life is not measured by breaths you take, but by moments that take your breath away. |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
Chris, You know it beats freezin' to death. Besides a mans gotta do what a mans gotta do! Of course I meant turn down the thermostat! Silly.[This message has been edited by Larry C (edited 10-30-2001).] |
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SmittenKitten Senior Member
since 2001-06-20
Posts 1131where the sky and horizon meet |
Larry~ Hehehe Very clever smarty pants. We can all see who truly wears the pants in the family!  Hugs, ~Krista  Your beautiful words & creativity allow me to connect with the same in myself. |
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rwood Member Elite
since 2000-02-29
Posts 3793Tennessee |
WHooooHoooo! She might hurt you! At least you care....She's got your seasons all mixed up! Just be careful when you answer the door! LAUGH! Sincerely, Regina |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Larry? I do so hate to point this out? But please do note the similarity to menopause to...hmmmm...men on pause.... evil me, exits, ....chuckling quietly... (even SOUND is enough to drive ya nuts) |
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catalinamoon
since 2000-06-03
Posts 9543The Shores of Alone |
ROFL I love it.. Sandra |
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Larry C
since 2001-09-10
Posts 10286United States |
SmittenKitten, You can only tell when they're on! Regina, Mixed up but good! LOL serenity, Consider it noted. Is that another poem? Sandra, Freezing to death ain't that funny... |
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