Totally Unsolicited Advice For a Kitty Kat Living In Paradise

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Totally Unsolicited Advice For a Kitty Kat Living In Paradise

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

0 posted 2001-09-21 08:53 AM

Totally Unsolicitated Advice
For A Kitty Kat Living In Paradise

Hello little kitty kat
get out of the middle of the road
before I run over you
and we don't want that.
How will you enjoy
the rest of your life
chasing mice and rats
and making love
with sexy pussy cats
and perhaps someday
you will retire
as a happy fat cat.
Oh thank God
I missed you
little kitty kat.
Now you can enjoy
another day in paradise
and a juicy fat rat.

Jameslee
September20,2001

Apachecat906
Member

since 2001-09-04

Posts 217
Michigan, USA

1 posted 2001-09-21 12:44 PM

I wish to express gratitude on behalf of my four babies:
Thanks for not speeding up when you see us!!!

Love,
Apachecat and her kitties

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

2 posted 2001-09-21 05:54 PM

Yes apachecat this is a friendly reminder to all those kitty kat's out there that the road is not a very safe place for a cat or anyone else for that matter...and hopefully everyone will drive safely...James

The Lady of Shallot
Senior Member

since 2001-10-03

Posts 818
USA

3 posted 2001-10-10 09:24 AM

all I can offer is

-befriend yourself and you will never be alone-

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

4 posted 2001-10-13 05:32 AM

Here's some interesting information for the local cats...I was sitting on the bench overlooking the waters of Waikiki a few nights ago and noticed some movement around the plants in the stone planter and it was little baby mice running back and forth through the dirt and the leaves on the ground below the plants...I was thinking that some kitty kat could have a nice treat at that location...mice sushi anyone...James

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