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Ode to my Jaguar... (repost for Liz because she's met it)
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Ode to my Jaguar... (repost for Liz because she's met it) |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA 
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 I love my Jaguar.. Yes I do It's sleek and Sexy too. Plush leather in Rich charcoal out Sheer comfort's what It's all about. Brand new it's not For thirty days All problems fore The dealer pays. So when I found The battery dead They towed it just As they had said Back on the road With that all fixed I'm driving in My XJ6. The sunroof's back Drive by the dunes With attitude And Classic tunes. This sunny day feels Good to me ~ Then Holy Smoke... What could that be? An old red pick-up Driver's claim, "Look underneath ~ Your Jag's AFLAME"!! Pull off the road, Shut off the key, In zero time jumped Out to see Two fire trucks And cruisers three All there to greet Just li'l ole me.. "My Heroes, Thank you One and all" We laughed and chuckled As I called My friendly dealer And he said "Again I'll send you A flatbed." The fireman said With a cute smirk "Just fix this leak And it will work." The officer with A huge grin ~ Said "Don't you come This way again"!!! Of course the group Of them did say "Why did you trade Your Protege?" I, of course, shall Love my Jag Forever and a day But rest assured Tomorrow morn I'm getting Triple "A"!! |
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Ariana Senior Member
since 2000-10-08
Posts 571Orlando, Florida |
Nan I love it - very humerous but tis true - triple A is a must thing to do. I hope your Jag will give you trouble no more, or else you speak to your friendly dealer - look him squarely in the eye - and down the face the tears will pour! |
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Jamie Member Elite
since 2000-06-26
Posts 3168Blue Heaven |
Jaguars tis true, give troubles galore but if I had this one, I'd want no more.  well,, it worked in the preview... grrr My Favourite Jag [This message has been edited by Jamie (edited 07-22-2001).] |
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Seymour Tabin Member Empyrean
since 1999-07-07
Posts 31720Tamarac Fla |
Nan, So you were on a jag with your jag. Wish I was there. *L* |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Love this tale, reminds me of the Honda Sportscar we took to the States. When we went for a ride, so often we had to call a friend to tow us back home. A really nice piece Nan. Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Elizabeth Santos Member Rara Avis
since 1999-11-08
Posts 9269Pennsylvania |
Nan This Jag sure needs the triple A When things aren't going quite your way But just make sure they never change The traits that make this kitten strange Love that cat! Liz [This message has been edited by Elizabeth Santos (edited 07-22-2001).] |
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Denise
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
I hope you're having better luck with it now...geesh......Triple A sounds like the way to go, for sure! Cute poem! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I remember this one well... and thank you for again sharing your misfortunes with us in this great gift of laughter. *G* |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
yep, really cute poem, glad you reposted I'm happy YOU have that jaguar  |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
Big Smiles! |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Thank you my dear friends... The good news is that my car has been pretty good to me since then... um... except of course the minor things that Liz Santos has so kindly pointed out in her sequel....  |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
O YUH! i remember |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Nan- LOL..I love it!  That AAA membership can certainly come in handy...I know all too well..LOL This is too funny. hugs, ~vicky "...until you have read the verse on his |
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