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Do You Suffer From A.C.C. ?
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Do You Suffer From A.C.C. ? |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Acute Acrostric Compu-chosis Staring blankly at your files Talking to your monitor (Ax murdered your disks with style 0 Routine problems , flying fur Kibosh on the news at five Rather not get in to that (Asking who got out alive ) Vegetating where you're at Information highway's closed Nothing moving there at all (Gee Dee things are not supposed ... ) Makes you climb the flippin' walls ! As your world keeps closing in Drool runs rivers down your chin . Note: If you or anyone you know exhibits one or more of the above symptoms , seek professional help immediately . A.C.C. if left untreated poses a serious health risk . Early detection and treatment reduces this risk and may allow you lead a relatively " normal " life . - Dr. Moose |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
(chuckling) I think it too late for me... Nicely done |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
a few years back, yes....but I weaned myself away... oh...oh....I feel the tug.....oh....help! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
DrMoose~ Stark raving mad I've surely been Trapped as ink Within my pen Imagining there are others who Think the same way that I do Hearing voices calling out Mesmerizing me, no doubt Emerging later from my trance Infused with pure poetry's dance Never knowing where I'm going Making tracks to bring me back Yearning for poetic taste Mocking me in utter disgrace Across an avenue or two Demanding that I try to do Nothing more than write the blue Easing simple consciousness Sifting memories Suffering with the rest *Oh, yeah ... I've got it ! Big time And it's growing too Darned fast to stop ! Now just look at what you've done caused me to admit it to the world !  Very clever, Dr.Poet ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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WhiteDragon Member
since 2001-07-07
Posts 70O-town, Fl |
Hehe, very entertaining. Me like..  Jeremy |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
I've been known to drool at a good lookin' guy |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
you mention drool and I've had a poem nagging to be written all day about cool and drool I may have to let it flow..pun intended, I'll take one whenever one comes around, tyvm Enjoyed this immensely!!! |
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brian madden Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 4374ireland |
OH MY GOD!!!!! I am inflicted with A.C.C still I gave hope for a normal life a long time ago. so I would rather be strange. Though Doc I do have a bad rash here, let me just pull down my pants...LOL. I am kidding and I will hunt down and scorn anyone who starts a rash rumour about me. Enjoyed this poem, forgive my babbling it is the A.C.C "Here I am in prison,here I am with a ball and chain There is whiskey in the jar-o" Traditional irish song. |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Cpat , Too late for us all I fear . Thanks . Doc Lady In White , Don't give in , keep fighting it ! Thanks Doc Marge , Your acrostic reply tells me you are too far advanced for a cure . Might as well enjoy the ride . Thanks Doc White Dragon , Glad you enjoyed . Doc Irish Rose , Nothing at all wrong with that , although try not to let them see you do it , they might misunderstand . Doc Vas , Sounds like a very drool idea , I mean cruel , no cool whatever ... Doc brian madden , As a fellow sufferer I wish you the best , oops gotta go empty the darn bucket ! Thanks . Doc |
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