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wayoutwalt
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TEXAS (it's all big)

0 posted 2001-09-07 12:12 PM

One day, while walking around
Mickey Moused and down
My Hands went through the motions
Two interstellar potions
Mickey made coffee
And Mouse made the buns
My Hands do the work
In labor or fun
I drank from ole Mickey
But Mouse would get sticky
So I questioned them both
How I woke from this State

“Well,” Mickey said, “Sweety
It was Texas’ entreaty
To join the Union
Once pounded by Grant
So we know what you’re thinking
Those words just need tweaking
You’re ‘bout to tell us something with “Can’t””

My mouth was so dry
From Mickey’s reply
“I just can’t do it” “I can’t! I can’t!”
“Do what?” Mouse could barely go on
“Well I see her each morning
30 minute performing
I’m her cartoon and then she’s gone

I want to jump from the TV
And tell her come see me
How she turns me on from her view
How the Talking Hands told me
On some advice they just sold me
There is nothing in this world but you”

But Mickey the Hand and Fingers the Mouse
Couple of Hands that help me clean house
Couldn’t tell me what I should do
How I should tell her “I’m thinking of you”

Mickey made Egos
And prepared me a tongue
That forever could never becalm
What would I tell her
Next that I saw her,
The speech on Mouse’s nay palm?

M and M, they melted with questions
“So who is this girl that you’re after?”
“Well she is so… yes… and quite the… sigh…”
Like apples they pealed with their laughter

“She’s the one, and all, a universe
One verse in a cosmic song
The chorus, a before us
She has already met Mr. Wrong

Her Rock of Gibraltar
Hangs near the altar
Stone Antitheft Device”
“I get it,” said Mickey,
“It really ain’t tricky
The Club is a ring full of ice”

Mouse got real fed up
Said, “Won’t you just geddup
Here’s your backpack, keys and your wallet
We got you all dressed
And heard you confess
About love or whatever you call it”

“I’ll pay you,” I said
And they nodded their head
At least their two tallest digits
I left for the day
I had more I could say
But they were really watching their Gidget

I sank to the ground
To think of some ways
To get past her ole S.A.D.
Suddenly was jerked
By shoulders of shirt
Two hands got hold of dear me

“I know you’re dishearted
But your engine has started
Light’s green and you ain’t been knowin
Just put it in drive
While we’re still all alive
All the cars round you have been goin”

“Is that your advice? Put it in drive?
And tell her that I am alive?”
Mickey and Mouse, visibly shaken
Screamed, “Oh no! Laws would be breakin
Laws of justice that don’t leave a doubt
So let your wheels roll
And please pay us our toll
We don’t like to keep our hands holding out”

Was it a dream?
There wasn’t a scream
Just hands that can’t snap a tune
They snap me awake
For all that’s at stake
I’ll be blaming it on them real soon

Mystic’lly connecting
On a slide past true fate
Like flowing more softly
Than Gumby’s ice skates

We arrived at forever
As infinity spinned
Bells had been ringing
And horns just blend in

I woke on the road
The toll way of life
I had not a dollar
A coin or a wife

Someone was shouting
“Hey buddy slow down!”
The highway was rising
Was I way out of town?

Mickey and Mouse
Who I left at the house
Were like Indy and Jones at the wheel
Determined to save me
For advice they once gave me
And to get home to watch Ally McBeal

“I must hand it to you
You saved me again
How much do I owe you
My M and M friends?”

“You talk in your sleep
And also you weep
For this woman you seemingly love
This pain you’ve been dealt
We also have felt
For a pair of lost leather hide gloves”

“She’s in every blink of my eye
She won’t leave when I cry”
“STOP!” cried Mouse wearing his Mac
“What you said in your sleep
I could tell you right now
What I’d say I could never take back”

“Tell me!” I cried
“I must know what occurred
What has gotten you weary
And suddenly spurred
Such an outcry
For my selfish well being
Tell me it all
Every bit that you’re seeing”

“Well…” Mouse a little bit leery
Took hold of center stage
“You told her you loved her
Then the engine engaged

She ran after you
Your truck was steam rolling
You couldn’t be woken
Your speech was unfolding”

“How were my words?
What did she say?
Was she unhappy?
Mickey will pay!

I penned it on you Mouse
But Mick wrote the piece
Should I blame the three pigs now?
They hit the brakes release””

Mouse was excited
He stood on tip fingers
And with a scent in the air
Her perfume still lingers

“M and M you’re so sweet
I thank you so much
And when we all find her
You both can then touch”

Mickey had Minny
And Mouse had none
The three lil piggies
Ate all of their young

The Rock of S.A.D.
Could not be thus shattered
Not by a TOO LATE
Love that still matters

“Mickey and Mouse
My M and M friends
I’m so sad it worked out
Right in the end”

“You told her your feelings
And never will hate her
You didn’t trade M and M’s
For sour Now and Laters!”

“Goodbye Mickey
Goodbye Mouse
Picket fence
And perfect house

“Hello sadness
Hello pain
Perfect picture
Now refrain…”

[This message has been edited by wayoutwalt (edited 09-07-2001).]

Lady In White

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since 2001-02-12

Posts 2799
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1 posted 2001-09-07 12:22 PM

Walter...You're WOW'ing us yet again...

cruz
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since 2000-07-18

Posts 282
Dallas,Texas USA

2 posted 2001-09-07 07:35 PM

theres a lot here, but well worth it! the mickey mouse thing is kuhl. i like the ref to Indana Jones, three pigs and all the puns. so why is it so sad in the end