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1slick_lady
Member Ascendant

since 2000-12-22

Posts 6088
standing on a shadow's lace

0 posted 2001-09-05 09:42 AM

Going Back To Work

I’ve found myself a job
feeling quite impressed
my honesty was verified
by three FBI polygraph test
checking on my background
even before I went to school
may have had some fun back then
but I never played the fool
once again I’ll be joining
life’s status quo
soon packing up my lunch box
and off to work I’ll go
now I wonder if the sheriff’s department
will ever be the same
with me among the ranks
and a tag that holds my name

giggle

"...the rest is silence" (Hamlet) Shakespeare

[This message has been edited by 1slick_lady (edited 09-05-2001).]

Sunnyone
Member Ascendant

since 2000-07-06

Posts 5334
Staffordshire, England

1 posted 2001-09-05 11:09 AM

This is great!! Loved the idea behind this one, and the touch of humor, too!!! And good luck on your new job.....

The road goes on forever, and the stories never end...

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

2 posted 2001-09-05 12:28 PM

Too cute

Hope the job goes well

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

Zinsser
Senior Member

since 2001-02-27

Posts 1641
Calif.

3 posted 2001-09-05 12:40 PM

Congrats!!!!!!

Krawdad
Member Elite

since 2001-01-03

Posts 2597

4 posted 2001-09-05 01:17 PM

YIKES!!! Armed and dangerous!

Congrats, Lady!

Hope it goes well!

(Love the way you write about what is right in front of you.)

serenity blaze
Member Empyrean

since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

5 posted 2001-09-05 11:45 PM

Um...Helen? Just for the record? I WRITE FICTION.

Congrats, lady!

JamesMichael
Member Empyrean

since 1999-11-16

Posts 33336
Kapolei, Hawaii, USA

6 posted 2001-09-06 03:18 PM

Better start practicing "You're under arrest." Lots of bad guy and girls out there...James

LngJhnAg
Member Elite

since 1999-07-23

Posts 3508
Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

7 posted 2001-09-06 03:36 PM

Helen - ooooh yeahhhh - Do you get to take your handcuffs home? Congratulations on getting a job.

I can hear you now -

You have the right to remain silent
A Mr. Miranda you can thank,
Now where did you hide the money,
When you robbed that bank?

Let me show you my nightstick,
It's pink and it's brand new.
Oops, did it hit your solar plexus,
When I twirled it 'round for you?

Would you like a cigarette?
I'll light it with my butane lighter.
Don't give me any lip, sweetie,
Or we'll make this an all-nighter.

Yes, you may call your lawyer,
When I fianlly get off your chest.
I think I am a pretty good cop,
But its the Bad Cop I do best!

You go, Girl!!!!!

1slick_lady
Member Ascendant

since 2000-12-22

Posts 6088
standing on a shadow's lace

8 posted 2001-09-06 03:38 PM

ty...nice thing is they will already tried and convicted when i see them...but i do think i'll order an extra set of handcuffs...giggle...helen

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