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Justin Thyme
Member

since 1999-09-13

Posts 216
Oz

0 posted 2001-09-04 01:46 PM

There once was a family of brothers,
aunts, uncles and various others;
They wrote some fun stuff,
(although some had enough),
they would write despite all others druthers.

See, none of these guys were related,
though they claimed their relation predated
by same names and the like, though
the fact that they're psycho,
kept them in the 'stute, some sedated.

Justin Kace was the brother of Thyme
and they thought they were first borns to rhyme!
They wrote and they posted
on a board that was hosted
by Ron, the webmaster, sublime.

And then other Justins, they followed
and in silly rhyming they wallowed.
They told tales much in sync
but they never did think
that the truth of their stories was swallowed.

The clan of the Justins grew quicker
with each one that was added, much sicker!
Credible, Sayne,
Thyme, Kace, they did reign,
Justin Ebriated came with his liquor.

Most all of these Justins resided
in a 'stute with straight jackets provided.
Nurse Cratchet was there
Doctor Moose and Bugs Hare
and additional Loonies (lopsided).

This 'stute thing got quite outa hand--
more than the first Justins had planned.
Cartoons came in nuts
and were thrown on their butts
until most animations were canned!

The webmaster, Ron, was confused!
Had his board membership been abused?
All e-mails submitted,
verified and transmitted,
were valid which left him bemused.

Who WERE all these nut Justin rhymers?
Were they poets or sick social climbers?
Were these poetic 'stuters
on Nurse Cratchet's 'puters?
Or were they just Passion old-timers?

In conclusion, I truly implore
are the Justins for real? Are there more?
Are we finished with 'stuters
who play on computers
like kids in a big candy store?

I ask you how this family
can include someone sane such as me?
Writing's S'POSED to be serious,
not an imperious
flamboyant display of whoopee!

I'll tell you a secret, dear friend....
One day all of this nonsense will end!
These Justins tell lies
(are these Justins all *guys*?)
One day you will soon comprehend!

One day they'll be Justin Vestigated...
and identities soon annotated.
Until then, I guess,
we'll read rhymes that attest
that these 'stute poems are much overrated!

signed,
Justin Thyme
aka Leonardo DaVinci
Artiste Extraordinaire
12/15/99

Lady In White

Member Elite

since 2001-02-12

Posts 2799
USA

1 posted 2001-09-04 01:56 PM

Ah Justin, Justin, or is that Justine?...
you simply are a saintly scene
of such astute stute-tudiness
as you leave us all to guess...

Lady in Red
Member

since 2000-02-16

Posts 147

2 posted 2001-09-04 05:34 PM

How wonderful Justin Thyme to see this poem surface again. I brings back great memories and surely explains some of our 'Stute to the new members. I see you and your brother are playing again. I may leave a mark there soon.

~Juliet

Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou...

Justin Accurate
New Member

since 2001-09-04

Posts 1

3 posted 2001-09-04 05:39 PM

I see I've caught you just in Thyme,
making fun of all of us in your rhyme.
Do you think I'll let continue your chagrin,
no, I think I will give you a cut here to your chin.
A word of caution to you my dearest brother,
unto us all together was born our mother.
Annie Mation was her given name,
Yet here we all sound the same.

Where is Mom when we need her most?
Has she gone and burnt the toast?
Is there a rhythm to any of our reason,
can it be we were born in treason?
A mother now could answer this wonder,
How many more till we are put asunder?
Justin Consistant's genes we're apart,
To him we admonish why we are smart.
Let you remember my brothers true,
Until the time of the stute we had no clue.

Justin Vented
New Member

since 2001-04-08

Posts 8

4 posted 2001-09-04 09:10 PM

Well I'm insulted dontcha know?

Watch this fit, I'm gonna throw.

I'm Officer Justine Vented,

But you forgot about me!

I'm the forgettable one in the family!

I hold the piece and keep things sane,
While the family lets insanity reign!
My rhyme is rusty but I do my best,
For that I get tossed out with the rest?!
Oh please then tell me what to do,
To prove myself to all of you.
I want to be an active part,
Of the Justin family poetry art!

I'm Justin Vented can't you see?
Just now a part of the family.

I keep the piece and keep things sane,
Officer Justin Vented! THATS MY NAME!!

Justine Uff
Junior Member

since 1999-10-17

Posts 27

5 posted 2001-09-05 09:44 AM

I really have had Justine Uff
Of brothers and their silly stuff
It’s Thyme they be responsible
That would be Justin Credible

They really are all Justin Sayne
The Stute’s still searching for the gang
I’m thinking I should turn them in
For I can lead them to Justin

They think they can disguise their face
I know their tricks though Justin Kace
No longer can they hide from us
Isn’t that Justin Credulous?

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

6 posted 2001-09-05 10:59 AM

Once again you Justins are disturbing
Me, when I should be working
I clicked onto Passion
Just to see what's happen'en
And I clicked on your link to the stute

Now I'm a pretty quick reader
But I'd have to stay there all year
To get through all the pages
All you crazies have invaded
And for that, I be needing a beer

Now that little bit I did read
I realized you folks are in need
Of some more strait jackets
Cause old Cratchets just had it
But my, oh what a great read

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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