Them Nose Pickers (Balladeer and LongJohn)

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Open Poetry #15

Them Nose Pickers (Balladeer and LongJohn)

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2001-08-31 09:14 PM

What about that Balladeer?
Ain't he cute?
Walkin' 'round town
Pickin' his snoot,
Pickin them green ones
Pickin them red,
Pickin them wooly boogers out his head,

LongJohn and Balladeer,
Ain't they a bunch?
Pickin' they noses,
Havin' it fer lunch,

Wanna be a nose picker?
Don't need-a ticket..
Just stick yore fanger in-it...
And pick-it!!!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 08-31-2001).]

serenity blaze
Member Empyrean

since 2000-02-02

Posts 27738

1 posted 2001-08-31 09:39 PM

and should they be "booger-flickers"
I'm glad my screen is so much quicker,
But now I ponder how to clean
those mean green things behind the screen!

and

Grubbymitts
Junior Member

since 2001-08-30

Posts 37
UK

2 posted 2001-09-01 05:42 AM

LOL

Grot, Grub 'n' Grime - poetry for the undiscerning.

Lady in Red
Member

since 2000-02-16

Posts 147

3 posted 2001-09-01 05:36 PM

Most amusing Mr. Toe! How odd good ol' Deer and Mr. John did not reply to this... perhaps the duo has enough to pick? If not I recommend Dr. Moose! He has some mighty fine nostrils! Just leave us some too for a fine gooey stew will you?

~Juliet

Romeo, Romeo, where fart art thou...

Local Rebel
Member Ascendant

since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

4 posted 2001-09-01 09:18 PM

Hey there Buzz... old buddy, old pal, old devil... just.. OLD

pick this:
/pip/Forum29/HTML/000727.html

Carolina
Member

since 2001-08-17

Posts 224
Myrtle Beach, SC

5 posted 2001-09-04 08:52 AM

Hiya Buzz!!

It's me.. your YOUNG friend Carolina Girl! LOL hussssshhhhhh Nighthawke.. nothing wrong with being old. Or have you forgotten your age this month???? Good to see ya around, Buzz!!! LMAO as usual on yer pick'n

Live today as if it's your last. Love today as if it's your first. Lisa

Tracey
Member Elite

since 2001-08-29

Posts 2808
where insanity meets breeding

6 posted 2001-09-04 12:57 PM

Now I've heard about these balladeers, these ToeRags and LongJohns
Now what a strange co-incidence
Cause here's one come along
My mom says I should stay away
You're really not that safe
And I can really see she's right
Y'all got boogers on your face

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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