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And They Wonder Why I Drink
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And They Wonder Why I Drink |
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Justin Ebriated New Member
since 1999-11-20
Posts 6 |
"And They Wonder Why I Drink" My daddy's locked up in the joint. My mother's on the rag. My sister is a streetwalker who's living from a bag. My cousin's name is Justin Thyme, he's locked up in the 'stute. And so's his brother, Justin Kace this fact he'd soon refute. My sister, Justine Ormous, she's a burglar in DC. And Justin Sayne, my uncle -- he sometimes thinks he's me. My other uncle Justin Uff, he's hanging with a gang. And my aunt Jest (that's Shirley U.) just stole a blue Mustang. Justin Denial, my big bro, is very much my friend! Justin the nick of Thyme, he came, with bottles full again! And people wonder why I drink and drown out all my cares-- when Justin Sayne, my other cousin stole our MS shares! That stock today could make us rich! (Well, Bill is rich as hell!). But Justin Kace you didn't know, he first stole then said, "Sell!" Within a day, that Justin Sayne sold out our second chance! And then my uncle, Justin Trude, refused to take a stance! See, Justin Trude, he was a judge elected by the state. But he eloped and disappeared-- t'was too much on his plate. "Our family's too dysfunctional", my uncle Justin said. And then he ran off with this whore and landed Justin Bed. They say to be Anonymous would help my mind to think of why I have decided that I have to take a drink! Well, here and now, I'm telling you I think that they are blind! They just don't know no families that are the Justin kind. They call us Justins horrible... a screwed up, awful bunch. And then they wonder why I drink.... I'm drinking them for lunch! by Justin Ebriated 11/20/99 |
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Voiceless Senior Member
since 2001-02-19
Posts 686Under the stars upon the wind |
Lol I love this Justin thing. Sorry just thought I would share that with you. This is a really neat poem keep 'em coming! Freedom is not Free (Korean War memorial) |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I have missed the insanity of the "stute" poetry wars....thanks for much needed smiles. |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Believe it or not i think some of your Justin family married into mine. Enjoyed seemed like a family reunion. |
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wpwpoet Member
since 2001-07-25
Posts 99 |
well I'm Justin Clined to write a few words. I really liked this, Justin Fact... I'm Justin Awe at this little creation I, Justin Fact, became Justin Spired and thought I would say so... great read...wpwpoet |
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CMGrimm Senior Member
since 2000-02-14
Posts 685USA |
all I can say is that was pretty cool. Keep it up. chris Never be a carbon copy of anybody...make your own impressions. - ANON. |
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