'Deer goes over the line (heh) - Repost

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LngJhnAg
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since 1999-07-23

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Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion

0 posted 2001-08-01 09:13 AM

I know it's a repost, but there may be some people who don't know the truth (yet)

Once, when Balladeer was truck driving, out in sunny CA,
He stopped at a local truck stop he saw along the way.
And as he approached the entrance to have himself a beer,
He read a sign that said, "No nerds are welcome here!"

He sidled up to the bar and settled down for a spell,
When the bartender came along, and said "What's that smell?"
"We don't like any nerds in here.  I'm advising you to leave."
‘Deer said, "I'm hauling PCs, and the smell has hung on me."

A little later a nerd walked in, his glasses with white tape,
And when the bartender saw him, he didn't hesitate.
He swung up his shotgun and blew the poor nerd away,
And ‘Deer nearly spilled his beer with the spectacle it made.

‘Deer shouted, "You can't do that!  There wasn't any reason!"
The bartender replied, "It's OK because it's open season."
"You see, here in Silicon Valley, we're being rapidly overrun
By an overpopulation of nerds, so we've been cleared to hunt."

With that ‘Deer finished his brew and headed out to his truck,
He figured he'd make it home by night with any kind of luck.
But then a car cut him off and he swerved and lost his load
The PCs spilled out of his truck and scattered across the road.

Before 'Deer could stop his rig, the BMers and Volvos were there,
Pocket protectors, Reeboks, PDAs were everywhere.
So ‘Deer grabbed his 45, and started a shooting spree,
He figured he's get his limit of nerds among all those PCs.

A cop pulled up, his siren blaring, and yelled at ‘Deer to stop,
"You can't shoot all these nerds.  Where the heck do you get off?"
‘Deer said, "I thought it was open season and it was OK to hate ‘em."
"Well sure it is," said the cop, "But it's illegal when you bait ‘em!!"

tsk tsk - poor 'Deer forgot to read his huntin' license - take him away, Officer.

Lady In White

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since 2001-02-12

Posts 2799
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1 posted 2001-08-01 09:23 AM

Yes, yes, I recall this one! And clever you are, LJA, to bring it back so all of our new poets can get a glimpse of what REALLY happens when Toe, 'Deer and LJA attack the boards!

Revenge will be swift, I am sure. And the reading of it shall prove hilarious!

Nan

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since 1999-05-20

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Cape Cod Massachusetts USA

2 posted 2001-08-01 10:14 AM

AHA - There you are, you scalawag... A big ole nerdy hug to ya...

Irish Rose
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since 2000-04-06

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3 posted 2001-08-01 10:15 AM

well, he nailed them didn't he !!!!

" I walked beside the evening sea And dreamed a dream that could not be" George William Curtis"

Kathleen

inot2B
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since 2000-09-18

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4 posted 2001-08-02 03:36 PM

I don't know what's worse, you picking on Deer or saying all of us that have PC's are NERDS. Shame on you!

SmittenKitten
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since 2001-06-20

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5 posted 2001-08-02 04:26 PM

hehehe, I can't help but laugh even though I know I should keep silent to avoid the cross-fire!

~Krista

"Poetry and Hums aren't things which you get, they're things which get you.
And all you can do is to go where they can find you."
~Winnie the Pooh

Honeybee
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since 1999-12-26

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6 posted 2001-08-02 05:03 PM

LOL! You're just too clever!

I love this

It feels good to laugh today!

Melissa~

Dee
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since 2000-08-19

Posts 2330
Queensland, Australia

7 posted 2001-08-02 05:23 PM

Thanks Long John, I have missed the laughs you give me!

Dee

I wish you every happiness and may you always have the best of the good things in life. a brand

cpalmer
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since 2001-06-26

Posts 977
Phoenix, Az

8 posted 2001-08-03 06:46 AM

This was good! I needed a good laugh today....My husband is a hunter I think I'll show him this one!
Cindi

Cpat Hair

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since 2001-06-05

Posts 11793

9 posted 2001-08-03 04:48 PM

(chuckling) Yep.. that's over the line..and being a geek or at least people call me that.. perhaps I should not venture out so much without more insurance

Tracey
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since 2001-08-29

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where insanity meets breeding

10 posted 2001-09-03 05:40 PM

Oh, dear god I just found this and I was just killing myself laughing. Had to add it to my library

If she who dies with the most toys wins, then can I have some toy boys please?

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