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Teen Poetry #5

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CwboyAtHeart
Senior Member

since 2001-04-14

Posts 541
Selah, WA, USA

0 posted 2002-04-07 05:10 AM

I think i'm finally over my writers block, possibly.  Yes, this poem mentions the word Penis.  No, it is not sexual in any way.  So, if it's still found offensive, I'm sorry, and you can remove it if you really want to.  I thought of the first stanza while listening to my brother playing his guitar, and for some reason, I thought those words fit what he was playing.  And to answer any questions, no, it was not written from personal experience.  Anyway...  Let me know what you think.  lol

LEPROSY

My penis is falling off
I don’t know what to do
So bring me the duct tape
And a bottle of super glue

Why is this happening?
What is wrong with me?
I guess I should be happy
That I can still pee

My penis keeps falling off
I figured out what to do
A small strip of Velcro
Makes me feel brand new

I know what's happening!
It seems I've got leprosy!
I am very happy
That I can still pee

      - Cody -

Note To Self:  If Pigs Can Fly, So Can I!!!

If someboy laughs at me, does that make me funny or just plain stupid?

[This message has been edited by CwboyAtHeart (04-07-2002 05:12 AM).]

ericaisamonkey
Member

since 2002-04-04

Posts 51
A little town north of nowhere

1 posted 2002-04-07 05:15 AM

LOL CODY, i have never read anything funnier
good job, nice read. lol.

*Erica*

LCBS
Senior Member

since 2001-11-29

Posts 532
Connecticut

2 posted 2002-04-07 07:41 PM

LMAO! This reminds me of history class...please dont ask why...but its really funny...

Great write Cody...Loved it

~Lisa

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