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VIRUS ALERT!!..hehe
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VIRUS ALERT!!..hehe |
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Balladeer
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since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Attention, Passion poets! You are now on full alert! A virus is among us that is known as "Little Squirt"! This virus will wreak havoc on your hard drive and your mind And, should you contract it, it puts a pain in your behind! It hides itself in poetry that's written by LongJohn. We thought we had it conquered. For a long time it was gone But it has now resurfaced and is spreading through the site... It acts like it is friendly but it packs a real bite. It will first mess up your senses and then you will blow a fuse. Fractured bits of poetry are weapons it will use. Your memory will be erased of all thoughts bright and clear. It's only been defeated by your good friend, Balladeer. If you have a cat at home....poor thing...your pet is gonna die Dead kitties always seem to put a gleam in LongJohn's eye. So don't open LongJohn's postings or you will be sorry after... Your computer will be history and you both will die.....of laughter!  now, where's Toe?  I took the road less traveled..now where the hell AM I??? |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
TOE CALL....TOE CALL....LJA....get on the ball! 'Deer is out and in full force and I've heard he's got the horse to take you down, or is that a mule? oh silly me....it's just that bar stool... LOL... oh it's going to be fun in here! |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
OkaY, now how much is just poetry here, and how much should be really heed? Are you just trying to get us to check out the humor in each of Long John's deeds? |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
oooooooohhhhhhh bad poetry virus....geesh I'd opened LongJohn's post...but well Im still alive ... though  ...but I know where to go ifthere's a virus in my puter....glad I've no cats around  thanks for the laugh my dear friend. ((hugs)) Charisma |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
sunshine...yes, in full farce I am!  vas...if you can find humor in any of LongJohn's poems, you have a better eye than I! actually, he's very funny but don't tell him I said so... Charisma..you needn't worry. I see where you posted in your reply to him that you were faithful to the 'Deer. That protects you. It's like making the sign of the cross in front of the devil....thank you, deer girl |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
It's been a long time since this suthern gal has smiled so much. *G* With Toe still among the missing (those lucky missing folks, whoever and whatever they are *G*) I won't start singing "Happy Days Are Here Again" quite yet... but I will sit back and enjoy. *G* Great counterattack, Deer One... Thanks for the grins! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Ah, Suthern girl, it's wunnerful to see you here, even though I know you'll jump on Toe's bandwagon should he appear....that's ok..just having ya around is reward enough |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
oh my...I am soooooooo glad to know that I'd been protect by the deer himself  ......oh my..there's no virus for me.  Charisma |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
I have so much missed these poetic joustings!!! Thanks for the chuckle and I shall stay tuned... |
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Auguste
since 2000-02-16
Posts 3953By the sea |
Deer, This is wonderful. I do have a cat at home. Gonna get a neighbor to keep her for awhile, just in case.Michael Michael Auguste~ |
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Titia Geertman Member Ascendant
since 2001-05-07
Posts 5182Netherlands |
Balladeer, you made my day (ha ha did say that to Long John too just now) Can't help it, can't live without some humor and you both give me plenty. Titia A rose is a rose is a rose...I guess... |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Balladeer~ You've certainly been around enough to recognize a 'Little Skirt' ... I meant SQUIRT !  Don't worry deer sweet poet I'll not give LJ's stuff another glance With our Balladeer at the ready ... that virus has no chance ! *I needed this giggle ... erupting into guffaws ! ! LongJohn's met his match again ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I was gonna comment on this wonderful poem... But I couldn't remember what it said...  |
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Kit McCallum
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Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... With the wit and charm of you 3 gents ... all a lady has to do is sit back, smile and enjoy the entertainment! Loved this Michael ... Let the games begin! Best wishes, /Kit |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Balladeer my darling..........you know I love you so but it's so much fun to play around with....... Long Johns and big Toe I'm betting my computer.....can handle a bug or two If not you can count....on me calling you! |
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esclandre Member
since 2001-06-11
Posts 62Northern California |
poor kitties! LOL Esclandre |
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Martie
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Balladeer...You are too cute...get out the can of Raid! It's a pitty for any who don't like my kitty I'm gonna hitty |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
'Deer dear heart, I've been hit by the virus and I didn't even do more than peek in the door. Oh calamity, I've having to use a back up puter, and it doesn't like me very much. Wonderful writing, I needed this laugh after my day, Thank you muchly. :bigrin:love as always Mushy    Take back the hope you gave,- I claim |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
OMG...Martie..."hitty"? bump! |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Charisma...protected you are. Can I interest you in some fungi? serenity..so have I and LongJohn's a pretty good jouster! Auguste...good idea. He has a history of cat felonies! Titia...thank you! I will give until it hurts...and it NEVER hurts! Marge..that's my girl! I can always count on you to do what's right...or, at least, hilarious! Nan...too late for you. You're SICK!!! Kit...right you are. Sit back...smile...and count the body bags! Glad we make you smile SEA...if you find you are infected....and you need to be resurrected...I hope by all the stars above that I'm the one elected!! esclandre...I agree! You wouldn't believe some of the poetry LongJohn has written maligning those poor critters. It's shocking! Martie..It's a pitty for any who don't like my kitty I'm gonna hitty.. If you don't mind my saying so This sounds a little...... LOL!!! but we love ya! Mushy...sometimes a peek is all it takes! You'll get better....I promise! Sunshine....LOL! Yep, that's what she said, the eloquent little devil! |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
'deer.......NUDGE |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
It's said that I'm a virus, My poetry will infect ya. Trust me, Ladies, and if you get sick, I promise to inspect ya! 'Deer - It's great getting back into the saddle for awhile. I've missed the banter and the elbow rubbing with a real genius of the written word. How about you? lol |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
ROFL!!! Yep, me too. You are indeed a quipster supreme...or, at least, ONE of the Supremes |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
LMAO, Oh dear Balladeer, I needed this laugh after a day of babysitting, and I needed to let that darn virus in (heard there was an inspection went along with it - wink, wink!)And I say lads, how's about challenging Kit to get in on this with you, talk about wit supreme, bet our Lady of Rhyme, can hold her own against you guys any day, what say there Kit? This was a hoot! LOL at Nan yet again! Thanks for the chuckle. "Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and you lose yourself." |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
 glad I'm protected as I see that smily virus here... If I'm interested in a fungi my Deer....  oh my ....that sounds real yummy to me  |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
LOL @ Mysteria ... Sharon, when Balladeer, LngJhn and Toe get going ... my place is front row and centre in the "audience" (and there I shall safely stay and enjoy the show, LOL) Just came back for another read Michael. I'll count the flying body bags, but if I'm sitting too close to the stage ... you will protect this Kitty won't you? ROFL ... what a wonderful way to start the day! Best wishes and hugs, /Kit [This message has been edited by Kit McCallum (edited 06-29-2001).] |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Ah Gawd! I wish I'd read this earlier! I replied to a poem by Long John and just seconds later my old she cat went tits up! I'm not feeling so good my self...I'll have to reformat now...thanks for the warning! |
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Lady In White
since 2001-02-12
Posts 2799USA |
'Deer, once again the summer seems jovial, now that we have at least two of the three Musketeers back... Ethome! Your poor Cat! You should have asked most ANYONE about what LJA does to kitties...not pretty.... |
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Jessica
since 2001-06-28
Posts 350South AL |
Thanks for the laugh Balladeer... What don't kill you can only make you stronger... |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Balladeer- Ah, yes...let the games begin!! LOL This is great...you two crack me up! So glad to see this friendly rivalry back in action, and I can't wait for Round 2!! LOL hugs, ~vicky "...until you have read the verse on his |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
well, looks like I'm at the end of the line to say this is hilarious.....way to go. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Deer you're a hit your word of wit shoots Long John down in flame but if you're neat put down that seat before we gets the blame you say Beware his poems of cheer will give us all a virus but your wit can conquer it it's that or he'll retire us I have missed this humor kissed by genius or by madness so I will read and not concede to lighten all my sadness the fight is joined new phrases coined in friendly repartee I'll watch and wait won't hesitate to see who wins the day Kethry Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
This could be spreading ! ALERT missionary that I am ... I'm sending this one back up !  ~*Me*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Yu Lan Senior Member
since 2000-04-13
Posts 1462New Zealand |
Brilliant again 'Deer, and I'm sorry, but I have to read some of Long John's now, 'coz i haven't read any! AND I have cats.. hmm, um.. |
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Alison
since 2008-01-27
Posts 9318Lumpy oatmeal makes me crazy! |
Laughing as I hide my cats. A |
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