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Men...who needs 'em? - forgive me guys :)
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Men...who needs 'em? - forgive me guys :) |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... 
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MEN...who needs 'em? i'll tell you this i'm not quite sure how to read 'em they'll always come to dinner because they like it when you feed 'em once they're fed, they'll grab the remote and comfortably kick their feet up and when they take a bathroom break they're sure to leave the seat up they often forget such a special date as a birthday or anniversary and when they remember, they're weak attempts may appear to be quite cursory now...i must admit that for a few things a man can be pretty dandy when it comes to making babies they usually come in quite handy when seeking a man, you're sure to find there are many types to choose from there are tall ones, short ones, fat and thin some are smart while others are dumb some men can be quite gentle and kind though others may act like a boob some will be there in the flesh while some simply come in a tube so, after careful consideration i'll share with you my point of view "MEN...who needs 'em?", i'll tell you this I DO, I DO, I DO!!! ~vlraynes "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet." -vlraynes [This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 06-27-2001).] |
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SEA 
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
gawd, me too  I can't help myself....I love men!!  very cute Vicky!  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
VICKY ! ! ! Go to your room ! ! You crack me up ... ! Just wait until Mysteria sees this one ! ! In-A-Tube INDEED ! ILYO !!!! I'm laughing YOUR's off ! Love ya' ... Sister of the Loobie Hood ! Hey .... didn't Mysteria have a challenge too ? ? ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Artistic Member
since 2000-08-09
Posts 107Colorado/Rochester, NY |
LOL!! Wow... great poem. How sad that we can't stand men, and yet, need 'em!! ^_^ I like it! :P --Artistic-- "Dreams are the touchstones of our characters" |
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redwriter1 Member
since 1999-07-22
Posts 480Franklin, TN |
HAHAH MEN!! CAN'T LIVE WITH EM.. AND CAN'T SHOOT EM.... Well you could, but then who would do the cooking?? (grin) |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA"they'll always come to dinner because they like it when you feed 'em".... hehe they have a lot in common with real estate agents, you say? *biggrin*... hey girl! loved the pome, glad to SEEYA!! i have some pomes about men, too... one time i had to change the title real quick and edit the text because i got a few very wonderfully passionate bluepagepoetmen perturbed or something and i never could understand why!?!?!?!?! *sigh*... well that about sighses it up, y'know? one sighs fits all but anyway, as i was saying, i dig your insight, your humor, your wit, and you've got a way with words and when you've got all that..... who needs to serve dinner??? hehe *wink* thanks for sharing this wonderfully delightful piece of literature!!! and as i tell all my very close friends... Male me sometime...*slylook*... i didn't say that, no, what i meant was lick it stick it stamp it on send me male i'll wait 'til dawn! *sigh*.... excuse me, i have to go now and make dinner ... someone's coming.... |
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Logan Senior Member
since 2001-05-28
Posts 1641Arkansas |
Well, geez, glad you do, I was fixing to tell you, personally I prefer a woman around myself, who else is gonna fix me grits?...GEEZ, I WAS KIDDING, don't throw that skillet...gentle smile |
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Honeybee Member Ascendant
since 1999-12-26
Posts 5372Ontario, CANADA |
You go girl!  You're a riot!~Take care, Melissa~ |
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kcsgrandma Senior Member
since 2000-09-24
Posts 1522Presque Isle, ME |
Okay, you got me here, and it was worth it. As we say in my family, they just don't get their turn for the brain very often. Nevertheless, it sure is no fun being without one, is it? *sigh* Thanks for the smiles, and I'm really glad to see you posting again!To love another person is to see the face of God. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL ... great to have you back Vicky, big grins here, LOL. Best wishes, /Kit |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
I through making babies, but I sure like to pretend. I'm going to keep him around. |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
[This message has been edited by Nan (edited 06-27-2001).] |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Nan.....that would depend on what your needs are |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Follow the link, Susan...  |
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jwesley Member Rara Avis
since 2000-04-30
Posts 7563Spring, Texas |
Speaking from a prejudiced point of view... I LOVED IT! jwesley |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
ROFLMAO!!!!! Love it Nan!! |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
SEA- They CAN be fun, can't they? LOL Glad you enjoyed! Marge- Yes, ma'am...I'll go to my room, but may I please take HIM with me??  LOL @ you! Here's to the ALL the Sisters of the Loobie Hood!! : Loobie Sisters Unite!!! rofl Yes...I do believe Mysteria DID have a challenge as well...Oh, Sharon??!!  love and hugs to you, Marge! Artistic- so very sad indeed...or pathetic...LOL thanks for the read...glad you liked! redwriter- EXACTLY!! LOL happy you enjoyed this one.. doreen- LOL @ real estate agents... I certainly HOPE I haven't offended any of our passion'ate gentlemen with this silly little ditty..LOL. thank you, my friend for the awesome reply!  you should know that you just made my night!! such compliments coming from you mean a great deal to me, as i truly admire and respect your writing.. I'm so happy to be included in your circle of 'very close friends' and please don't hesitate to Male me anytime as well! I love Male!  hugs to you.. Logan- LOL @ you... I promise I'll just toss the skillet gently in your direction...LOL. thanks so much for reading..glad you like. Melissa- So glad you enjoyed this! Thanks for reading! Marilyn- It's so good to see your name in here, my long lost friend.. LOL @ "they just don't get their turn for the brain very often." ...that's great!! So glad this gave you a smile tonight. Thanks for coming in to read.. Hugs to you, my friend.. Kit- Thanks so much!! It's great to be back! I missed all of you SOOO much!! So happy this made you grin.. hugs to all, ~vicky "...until you have read the verse on his |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Well, who can get things from the uppermost shelf and do it without a ladder? Who can play "These Are My Favorite Things" when emptying his bladder? Who can unscrew lids on jars when they're stuck So tight no woman can budge 'em? Who can be ready to satisfy needs The minute that you nudge 'em? Who can be trusted to work dawn to dusk to just bring home the bacon? Who can you fool into thinking they're great even those times you are fakin'? Who is the person you put makeup on for makin' yourself look so pleasin'? Who'll change the oil in your Mercedez Benz? Girl, there are so many reasons... Who is the person that helped you create that wonderful cute little fetus? and all that we ask is that once in a blue moon Someone will say that they need us!!!!!!!!! |
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SEA
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
"Who can be ready to satisfy needs The minute that you nudge 'em?" now THAT would be WONDERFUL! |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
WHOA!!! LOL Seems that while I was answering replies, you guys were pretty busy...so happy you're enjoying this one! inot2B- pretending can be fun! LOL glad you enjoyed! Nan- ROTFLMAO!!!! A luxury indeed! Thanks for reading! SEA- Nan has expressed some pretty specific needs...LOL...haven't ya Nan? lol jwesley- it's nice to have another point of view. glad you 'loved' it! Balladeer- ROFLMAO!!! Ok...you've convinced me, kind sir I NEED YOU, I NEED YOU!!!  Thanks for setting me straight, my friend. SEA- NOW you're talkin'!! LOL hugs to all of you!! You're awesome!! ~vicky "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet." -vlraynes [This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 06-27-2001).] |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Hmm...let's address their qualities shall we: Can we get through to them when they are reading the paper, magazine, watching t.v. or on the computer - no!  hmmm...do they do equal shifts with the kids and bottle feeding, housework, or cooking - no! And...do they remember our birthdays, Valentine's Day or Anniversaries - no!  And...do we get equal time on the darn computer - no!  And...Come on - who really does the grass! When was the last time he brought you flowers?  BUT Do we love them just the same - you bet we do! Vicky this was just great and trust me I tried to find one in a tube, no luck! Guess, they don't want to advertise this I guess or that would be a serious option wouldn't it And Nan is right, they are an option, never, ever a necessity - you GO girl!  "Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and you lose yourself." |
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kaile
since 2000-02-06
Posts 5146singapore |
LOL.... i am not a man yet..on the way to becoming one and gosh, you are saying that i will inherit all those qualities.... |
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Rick Member Elite
since 2001-06-21
Posts 2903Victoria, Australia |
Nice to read your point of view on the subject of the opposit sex. We the men do also think, about true love to only sink, we do the things we hope will please our mate. We all are different in our way, all greatful for some love in day, for Mr right and perfect a lifetime you might wait. Good to read and thoughts to seed, Keep up the good work. Rick |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
What Balladeer said! Oh I feel so bad! I'm just looking for a beam to throw a rope over............cry cry sniffle.... Ah well never mind .......oh ****! it's extremely funny! |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
teeheehee!!! I NEED EM TOO!! i do so enjoy men...dont wanna flirt with no woman! well..except crystal..ha! but you know what i told her..."almond joy's got nut, mounds don't!"  i like your silliness!  hugs, g no i wont be afraid. |
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Cpat Hair
since 2001-06-05
Posts 11793 |
Well I sure don't need them..I'd rather play with the girls...(laughing) Very clever... |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
I thought I met Mr Right once... Then he went out to dinner with Mrs Right and all the children...  |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
LOL @ Nan ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ |
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Interloper
since 2000-11-06
Posts 8369Deep in the heart |
Yup, Balladeer and et have the right idea. Shux, now I feel plumb worthless knowin' I'm just a tall, strong sex object capable of opening jars and putting in light bulbs without a ladder. |
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Mysteria
since 2001-03-07
Posts 18328British Columbia, Canada |
Ah shucks, now I feel badly, you guys have a way of doing that you know? Hey, I was married 3 times so I must like you don't you think? It was just those darn toilet seats. And...I had to share a story...Husband #2 (tall, dark, handsome, and not exactly a brain surgeon) writes into the separation agreement he wants the blanket his Mommie made us, so I gave it to him...I unravelled the whole darn thing, and sent each little ball, in two garbage bags by courier to his office! They didn't say specifically now how to send it, and I lived up to the agreement didn't I? He he. Well, haven't been married for 8 years now, and this space thing grows on you, but ya never know, CAUSE I DO LOVE YOU GUYS HONEST! NAN...you are a hoot!"Lose your temper and you lose a friend; lie and you lose yourself." |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Vicky, et al - I really do try to be better than I am. I always get the dishes dirty, So she can wash the pots and pans, and I always leave messes around the house so she can do the housework, and I pretend to forget birthdays or anniversaries to be sure she still remembers them, and I always drink all the beers so my Lorelei won't become a drunk like me (hiccup), and I make love with her as fast as I can so she can go back to sleep, and I lay on the couch with my feet up so she doesn't get bothered when she vacuums and dusts around me, and I turn up the TV set real loud so she won't miss a single word of the WWF wrasslin' matches, and I always compare her to other women so she will know I'm thinking about her. Now, am I the perfect man, or what?! So, I ask you - why did you write those mean things about men? *innocent eyes blinking* Incidently, I love the poem. It does make me feel uncomfortable, though, because I will never be good enough for Lorelei. [This message has been edited by Nan (edited 06-28-2001).] |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
erk - a ditto! [This message has been edited by LngJhnAg (edited 06-28-2001).] |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
Need 'em? WHO? MOI? sigh...actually, I'm considering having a telethon! NEED EM? Want 'em. Love 'em. Gotta have 'em. I enjoyed this! |
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snowpants Member Elite
since 2000-09-16
Posts 2061KS |
Ahhh, yes...so so true! But, what'd we do without 'em, ya know, with all that sanity and everything??? Great write! sp  it was love that first drew me, |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
whooooooohoooooo....love it....love it.....Love it.....and yeah I love men too...  You are awesome Vicky!!... ((hugs)) Charisma |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I must admit there are some men I think are quite devine I'm not about to list their faults For fear that they'd list mine! ROFL... I love this, vicky! *S* The poem had me laughing... the replies have left me giggling. Well done! |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
UM... Mysteria... You're pretty darned creative and comical yourself...  |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
WOW!! You guys are SO AWESOME!!! I'm so glad to see you're enjoying this one so much! Sorry I've gotten a bit behind on my replies on this one. You guys are just too fast for me...LOL.  Sharon- LOL @ you!! You're a riot! I absolutely love your insight and wit! Thanks for stopping in for another laugh. hugs to you.. faterider- LOL...yep...see all the great stuff you have to look forward too? Thanks for reading.. Rick- Well, I think at this point I'd settle for Mr. He'll Do and mediocre as opposed to Mr. Right and perfect...LOL. Thanks for reading and for the insightful response.. Glad you liked. ethome- NO...don't do it!! Come on over and we'll talk about it. I can fix you dinner...LOL. Thanks a bunch! Glad you enjoyed. dg- hey there, you! Had a feeling youmight get a kick out of this one...LOL. Yep...men are pretty alright aren't they LOL @ the Almond Joy and Mounds...careful though...you're gonna get me in trouble..LOL. Glad you enjoy my silliness, my friend.. hugs to you... Cpat- LOL @ you... Glad you enjoyed this one.. Thanks for reading.. Nan- ROFLMAO!!! I hate when that happens! LOL You're a trip! Thanks for stoppingin for another giggle.. Marge- Isn't she a riot?!! LOL Thanks for coming back! love and hugs.. Interloper- ah now...don't feel bad... come on over...i'm sure i can find something more useful than that for you to do... LOLthanks so much for reading.. Sharon- LOL...i think you're crumbling under the stress and guilt, my friend.. suckin' up to 'em now, are we? rofl you crack me up.. thanks for coming back for another visit! hugs to you.. LngJhnAg- Well...since you put it that way...you guys really are quite considerate of our needs aren't you? LOL Love your comeback sir... Thanks for reading.. serenity- YES! A telethon!!! I love that idea..LOL Can I get in on that one? LOL Thanks for reading, my friend.. Glad you enjoyed. hugs to you. snowpants- so true, my friend...gotta have em.. thanks for the reply...glad you like! Charisma- hi there, friend! thanks so much for the enthusiastic reply! Aren't men great?!! hugs to you.. Suthern- LOL...love the poetic reply... Thanks for joining in the fun! Glad this one gave you a laugh. Nan- Thanks for coming back again! You're awesome! hugs to all of you, You're all wonderful!!! ~vicky "...until you have read the verse on his |
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