Thank You letter....(to the DMV...funny)

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Open Poetry #13

Thank You letter....(to the DMV...funny)

Joe Houck
Member

since 2001-04-23

Posts 324
california

0 posted 2001-05-03 08:59 PM

Thank You Letter..........(funny)

Thank you to those at the municipal court
Thank you to those at the city PD
And Thank you to those at the DMV

I can’t thank you enough for what you have given me
You’ve screwed me over so many times
And pushed me around while waiting in lines
You’ve wasted my time with countless mistakes
It is this reason my kindness awakes

You’ve opened my eyes
And helped me realize
What a wonderful gift you have given me

The gift of confidence is what I’ve received
Complete exuberance is what I’ve achieved

For if people as ignorant and mindless as thee
can get a job at the DMV
Then I have no fear I’ll find a job for me.
Thank you!

By: Joe Houck

P.S. I mailed this poem to the DMV last year. They never wrote me back. =(

Joyce Johnson

Member Rara Avis

since 2001-03-10

Posts 9912
Washington State

1 posted 2001-05-03 09:01 PM

Am I seeing double, or did I just answer this one. Joyce

Joe Houck
Member

since 2001-04-23

Posts 324
california

2 posted 2001-05-03 09:02 PM

SORRY, I posted this poem twice by mistake...do not reply to this post.

*JOE*

eve_winters
Junior Member

since 2001-11-29

Posts 12
Michigan

3 posted 2002-01-10 07:48 PM

ohhhh man, the DMV...pure evil..they experts at jerking people around...tell me this? how are you supposed to present picture id when you're a minor and going for your drivers license for the first time? wonderful minds, honestly lol
great read, enjoyed it imensely

passing shadows
Member Empyrean

since 1999-08-26

Posts 45577
displaced

4 posted 2004-04-21 04:02 AM

roflmao!

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