oh man I don't want to get up
i looked and there's nothing in my cup
nothing to start my day
please just let me stay
go out side it's all foggy
my clothes are still all soggy
I need something in my system now
or I'll collapse somehow
Oh thank heaven
for 7-11
run in the store
slip and fall on the floor
slide into the wall
at least it padded my fall
I run down the isles and look a few
then I found what I needed my dew
an nothing in the morning wakes me so
I just dont think you quite know
run to the register and fumble through my pocket
just had my wisdom teeth pulled I got dry socket
in my pain I find my change
then the lady looks at me strange
bump into the old man on my way out the door
he tells me to respect my elders and nothing more
pop the top man it's stuck
i beat the top on my truck
cant talk I got cotton mouth
I think my day is going south
finally off comes the top
and I hear the Cop Yell STOP!
I didn't do it I stop and run
aw man this isn't any fun
Son we've just outlawed the dew
because of people just like you
I look at him with such a blank stare
and am like officer I don't care
running I'm stumbling over my own feet
feeling like a coward in my retreat
I take the dew and gussle it down
right before I run into some clown
"ha ha kiddo how you doing
guess what it's you I'm sewing
I think I have whiplash from my fall
stay right here while I give my lawyer a call"
I commit the basic hit and run
drop the clown and that's no pun
I jump and dodge everything in my way
the 2 men behind me say "your gonna pay"
I think I should have stayed in bed today.