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Open Poetry #12

New Element Discovered

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2001-03-07 08:09 PM

It's been brought to my attention,
That there's another element addition,
"Woman" being the element name,
Atomic weight we will not mention.

This element has a curvy form,
And boils at seemingly nothing,
It may freeze with little warning,
Or melt when given something.

It's bitter if not used well,
It's very active and unstable,
Has strong affinity to gold and silver,
Absorbs chocolate when available.

It also has a tendency,
To turn a pale green when;
Placed beside another
More attractive specimen.

It's highly ornamental,
A catalyst for dispersion of,
Wealth and income properties,
And is explosive once a month!

(I found this in my father's book of notes and poetry.....makes good sense...ya think Balladeer?)

inot2B
Member Elite

since 2000-09-18

Posts 2205
Arkansas

1 posted 2001-03-07 09:15 PM

You men wouldn't know what to do without THAT special element.

Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

2 posted 2001-03-07 09:22 PM

yea, I know....and wouldn't it be nice to "experiment" with several samples?

WhtDove
Member Rara Avis

since 1999-07-22

Posts 9245
Illinois

3 posted 2001-03-07 09:39 PM

OMG, your dad figured us out LOL

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

4 posted 2001-03-08 10:22 AM

But your experimenting could lead to that pale green turning a rather vivid shade? LOL I love this, Toe... it's always a treat when you share from your Dad's collections... (just don't be sharing those atomic weights... 'kay? *G*)

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