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I Squid You Not
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I Squid You Not |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
The sea awaits , it beckons you to tell great whales of herring do But wait , I squidn't ink this through Pre-octopied , I've floudered too ! Far off sea horse , it's kelp I need I mollusk scared , anemone peers up at me from the abyss there's something very much a-miss Sea-gullible I shrimped and saved for this vacation o'er the waves I must have been some kind of nut to come here for the halibut They're groupered 'round menacingly on porpoise they are taunting me Star fish I may , Star fish I might not feed crustaceans tonight ! It will take quite a mackeral to save my lilly white sea-bass I hope Jaws has a belly-full 'cause I just saw him swimming past! But Marlin Perkins would be proud When I saw him I screamed so loud A Mermaid came to rescue me she called me " Chicken Of The Sea " ! Our love like algae soon did bloom King Neptune said " Go get a room !" But such a chowder-head was I I bid girl of my dreams good-bye The coral of this story's pretty much what you'd expect , Her oysters rocked me fellers , but she's still got my respect ! |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
Doc you're the king of funny!! loved this... might need to edit fellers into feelers tho...grin |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Very inventive, enjoyed much! Corinne |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
DrMoose~ OMG ! Hysterically funny ! I hope you're enjoying this one ... cause I sure am ! ! It's a fin to shell a shucking-lie !  So I really land-lubbered it ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Dee Member Elite
since 2000-08-19
Posts 2330Queensland, Australia |
Doc, this reminds me of a song called "I lobster and I never flounder" that was written by Jim Haynes. I love them both! Dee |
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Voiceless Senior Member
since 2001-02-19
Posts 686Under the stars upon the wind |
So much fun to read! A great poem no doubt! ~*Peachy Be*~ |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Wayout , Nah , ol' Neptune and the rest of them gods already bestowed that on you ! but thanks anyway ! Doc Corrine , My day is a success if I've made someone laugh . This has been a good day , thanks ! Doc Marge , Yoor darn tootin'! Most fun I've had in a long time ! Gotta have it ! This is what I live for ! ( well that and a few other things ) Thanks as always , Doc Dee , Actually I remember a song like that , it was funny as he!! ( those are tooth-picks ). I'm sure that was part of the inspiration . My humor has been lacking a certain something lately , so I thought I'd do a little fishing . Thanks , Doc Voiceless , I can hear you much better than last time , I'm really glad you enjoyed this . If this made you smile , I'll sleep easier tonight , knowing that I've accomplished at least one thing today . Doc |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
All righty then... I have only this to say - Can I post this on my Cape Cod site? http://capecodvisitor.com/poetry/ ...?? Ya think?... snigglin' here..  |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Doc, ROFLMAO. Kethry Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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nakdthoughts Member Laureate
since 2000-10-29
Posts 19200Between the Lines |
this was superb...  ~Wynter "The worst prison would be a closed heart". ...Pope John Paul II |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Sounds like something was fishy when you last dined at Red Lobster.... This was great! |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Nan , Why of curse my dear preacher , though I would like to know , how does one get to this site I can't go ? It tells me forbidden , and this is not right , unfair would it be , were this blocked from my sight! Doc |
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Dr.Moose1 Member Elite
since 1999-09-05
Posts 3448Bewilderment , USA |
Kethry , Nakd , Sunshine , Thanks to y'all, this was fun , we'll have to do it again ! Doc |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
I love this, Doc... thanks for the laughter! |
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Andrew Scott Member Elite
since 1999-06-24
Posts 2558Redlands,CA,USA |
Hey Doc! Went fishing on page four and caught this whale of a tale. Thought I should drag it to the surface so everyone could take a better look. I'd call this one the catch of the day! Hmmmm... I just love Sushi. |
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