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Snow Not So White Part 3 (Finally the last part! Enjoy it's funny)
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Snow Not So White Part 3 (Finally the last part! Enjoy it's funny) |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England 
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Snow Not So White Part 3 Well Jack wanted to impress Snow, I understand that He’d tried the normal stuff, even gave her Dicks cat But the cat knowing he was in the wrong narrative plot Went off quickly, besides he didn’t like this utter rot You see even the cat could see she was a lot less White Seven of them! Obviously things weren’t at all right Anyway the poor lad didn’t know how to show his like He even thought of doing Karaoke but he hadn’t a mike He took to leaving gifts outside the cottage front door But being illiterate he couldn’t label whom they were for The seven men thought that they had made a huge hit With the rather obvious floozy, you know that flighty bit What’s her name the one that was always losing sheep Ah now I remember that bimbo everyone calls Boo Peep I’m not saying she’s loose, but have you seen her back You don’t need to tell me her mind has only one track Anyway this isn’t really the tale that I promised you Well, I don’t want to get shouted at but the rest is blue Snow finally discovered that Jack had his eyes on her And being that she’s a real devil the pot she began to stir Whenever she went out she made certain she was seen She wore as little as possible, if you know what I mean Her skirts were more split that a can-can dancers legs She’s not fooling me, that’s not the way you sell pegs Poor Jack he didn’t know what he should say or do That Snow the little minx had got him in a stew He didn’t know where to look and he couldn’t think The poor boy was so confused he even began to drink I believe that is when these seven men took a hand I can’t prove my theory but I’m sure you understand These diminutive seven, they planned it I’m sure I think they just had enough of her nagging evermore Anyway she’d teased poor Jack almost to the brink And was starting to nag because they liked a drink They decided that she definitely would have to go So they came up with a plan that would shift Ms Snow It was they, I think who contacted the wicked queen All this talk of mirrors talking that was just a scheme No I’m sure it was them using some old radio thing But you’d never get them to admit it, they won’t sing The next time you hear the tale of Snow not White Remember that for her virtue she didn’t try to fight Poor Jack got so confused he turned strangely queer It took his widowed mother ages to get him off beer And those poor seven diminutive men she nagged at Would have tried murdering her, yes really even that So is it surprising that they grassed her to the queen No not really for things aren’t always what they seem Marsha Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
I truly believe....I will never, EVER look at Grimm's Fairye Tales ever the same again! Enjoyed....I hereby give you the weekend off....BUT I'll be back with yet another challenge! |
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Mother_Earth Senior Member
since 2000-11-20
Posts 13701/2 year Texas & 1/2 year Michigan |
These have been the most informitive "tales" I have ever read and must say, I like these better that the ones in my books!! I love your line of thought. Keep up the great work. Hugs, ME |
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Alan Senior Member
since 2000-09-12
Posts 1499right next door |
Marsha....this is great. I loved it. |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Kari love, there the story is finally at an end. Yes love a whole weekend off, hip hip hooray! Don't know if there is a problem with my puter or it's just me but I can't see these after I've replied. And Some I can't see at all. I get the title and that is it. Anyway thank you dear heart Take care as always Majestic, mucks up fairy tales Marsha  ME, thank you muchly love, I'm pleased you liked them Mushy Alan thank you too Take care Mushy Have a good weekend And if you see Snow, get out of her way, she won't be happy when she reads this Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Marsha, you are right things aren't always what they seem, and it seems you are a featherhead. You cannot deny it now, that spark of intelligence runs deeps in you write on Kethry Those of us who refuse to risk and grow get swallowed up by life. Patty Hansen. |
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Snow
since 2000-10-16
Posts 1170desert flower looking for rain |
you are a very entertaining writer. all 3 pieces were well done and kept the readers attention. Snow |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
The brothers are rolling in their graves...hehehe |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Kethry love, featherheaded yes love that is definitely me dear heart. Sometimes I just have to let the devil out. But I do think this has a slightly more ring of reality to it than the original don't you? Disney would never forgive me. Gone on love, do your take on one, it would be so great. I'd really like to read that Thank you dear heart, oh what it is to have loyal and loving friends. Take care love as always Slushy Snow thank you, although you have Sunshine to thank for these three. She like to see me work now and then. Take care Mushy Paula dear heart, only because they didn't think of it first Or maybe they did, and the censors got to it. You can just imagine what they said. The story is about a young girl, but she's old enough to get married. Yes, of course because she marries the Prince in the end. And she is chased out of her home by? Her stepmother, because, she's younger and prettier. Yes well, the stepmother wants the King her father for herself? Sorry and then what happens to her father. Nothing. Oh he lets this happen to his daughter does he. Anyway she gets taken to the woods, and the huntsman kills a pig instead of her. Right, so we have violence, black magic, and cruelty to animals all within the first three pages of the story. And then she goes into a cottage, that's breaking and entering, and lives with seven men. And this is supposedly a childrens story. Mmmm No wonder they tried to pretty it up. Thank you love I'm glad you liked it, I do like to bring a smile or two Take care love as always Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Sven
since 1999-11-23
Posts 14937East Lansing, MI USA |
I do believe love. . .that you might (just might, mind you) have based the character of Snow on someone you know?? LOL (and yes. . . I do mean you!!) LOL This is just TOO funny love. . . it's all I can do to control myself. . . I may have to leave for a moment to just let it all out. . . .what a story!! What a woman!!!! What a poet!!!!!! -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- To the world, you may only be one person. But to one person, you may be the world. |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Sven dear heart, I didn't know it was going to end like that, truly! (It's true I wrote it for the laughs!) Oh what a thing to suggest, that I'm Snow Not So White? Welllll Yes I can't deny it, she is me. It is moi! But you only knew that because of the split dress I know I can't help it, I love that dress! No one else does, someone has to.Thank you love and that's a beautiful laugh you have dear heart Take care love as always Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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dgvarner Member Elite
since 2000-05-13
Posts 3552High Springs, Florida |
are you sure youre not actually ONE of the brothers grimm?? man..have you ever read their actual stories?? yikes..they WERE grimm!! lol these little ditties were too funny...much enjoyed reading them bubbles!!  hugs, g "maybe one day we can turn and face our fears maybe one day we can reach out through our tears..." -a grant |
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Beverley Member
since 2000-07-09
Posts 97England |
Dee dear heart, I'm so pleased you liked them, even I liked them it's the laughs, I do enjoy a good giggle I did read some of their dreadful tales, they were indeed very Grimm! Take care love as always Bubbles And while thy willing soul transpires At every pore with instant fire Andrew Marvell 1621-1678 [This message has been edited by Beverley (edited 02-07-2001).] |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Mushy you are a creative fairy tale yarn spinner and I enjoyed this one very much...love to ya..... ethome |
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