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Spam I Am ... Sea's Dr. Seuss Challenge
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Spam I Am ... Sea's Dr. Seuss Challenge |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores 
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Spam I Am ~*Marge Tindal*~ I Am Spam - Spam I Am I come to you in a zip-top can You can eat me - Spam I Am But you had better eat me quick for I've not long to linger Sandwich me with some mayo or eat me with your fingers You can eat me with a pickle or with Dijon if you're fickle Spam I Am - it seems to me is just what I would want to be Spam in a can or Spam in a pan delighting connoisseurs of taste right down to the very last nibble without a bite to waste Spam I Am - and Spam I Be Just not in your mailbox illegally ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Sunshine
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Oh I adore just how you write read you morning, noon or night have to laugh, have to cry probably from Spam in my eye but I think, you're on the brink and a pun will come along so watch out, {I won't shout} but hug me if I'm wrong but just in case a line or two brings a generous "bong" let me know, I'll get in the row to ribble those that will take the nibble of Marge's Spamming Show...[and I'm gone...] [this stinks...but you made me exit laughing...] < !signature--> Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?... I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound. KRJ [This message has been edited by Sunshine (edited 12-03-2000).] |
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Nan
Administrator
Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Marge.... You could never be in my mailbox illegally.... Spam or not... giggling here...  |
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Cerenity Member Elite
since 2000-02-16
Posts 2637Escondido-California |
Hi Marge, YUK,, Spam, but Marge you made that stuff worth laughing about, you are just too, too funning, maybe this one will bring up thier sales, loved this one..  Love, cerenity "God doesn't have to be reminded that we exist. We have to be reminded that He exist!" (Writer Unknown) |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
He he Marge you're such a character... well get out the old mayo or dijon and spam and roll all sandwich long.....priceless!! |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Marge, spam, oh I love this on I really truly do. It has me giggling like a loon, and you know how I like to giggle.  Wonderful delightful superb smiles. Love it(not the spam, I haven't had that for years, not since schooldays I think) Take care Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
oh Marge, you know how to let me laugh with this funny piece. thank you my friend, just what I needed.   and yeah you know it allready, that this one was excellent as always. ((hugs)) Charisma |
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Elizabeth
Moderator
Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
I must say I do not like Spam I do not like it, Spam I Am! LOL, cute poem, Marge! |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
Very fine attempt, kind one. Would you do me a favor and explain the challenge. I went through the top 10 pages and can't find SEA's challenge. Virginia |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Karilea~ I LOVE IT ! And you think you're laughing ????? LOL ! Nan~ Glad to get a *giggle* out of you ! Cerenity~ YUK ? YUK ! you say ? That is not funny in any way ! Spam I Am is not a YUK you see, But if you don't eat it MORE FOR ME ! ETHome~ I calls 'em like I see's 'em and that's the truth Sam I Am is living proof ! Marsha~ Get thee to a Spammery !  Charisma~ Sweetie, you could use a smile. Glad to oblige. Elizabeth~ NOT LIKE SPAM ? But ... Spam I Am ! ! VAS~ Fine attempt - attempt you say ? This was pure SPAM All the way ! Now let's see One from thee ! The Challenge Forum will make you think Provided here - is the link ! /pip/Forum7/HTML/000292.html Thanks all ... needed a smile. Thanks SEA for the challenge ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Marge, one dish, two dish may you get your wish rite of spam how very cute eating spam could make life moot I would not eat it on a train I would not eat it in the rain not in a boat or with a coat upon my tongue it isn't fun eating spam cannot be done I would not eat deer's old spam would not could not... spam I am. but I could go some vegemite yummy, yummy all the night Lolol Hehe.! Marge you are soooo funny Write on Kethry < !signature--> Could a greater miracle take place than for us to look through each other's eyes for an instant - Thoreau [This message has been edited by Kethry (edited 12-04-2000).] |
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Martie
Moderator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-09-21
Posts 28049California |
Marge--thanks for the laugh, dear...enjoyed this muchly! |
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doreen peri Member Elite
since 1999-05-25
Posts 3812Virginia |
"But you had better eat me quick for I've not long to linger" wowowowowowhehe... you do have a way with words, ms marge!!! hehe... loved this!!! |
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Lone Wolf Member Ascendant
since 2000-03-16
Posts 5842Lansing, MI USA |
Marge~ ROFLMAO!!!! This is too funny my friend!!! I love Dr. Seuss and I think you have done this one justice. LW Poetry should surprise by fine excess...it should strike the reader as a wording of his own highest thoughts and appear almost a remembrance. -J.Keats |
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Balladeer
Administrator
Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
Marge, this is the greatest, most touching testimonial to the greatness that is Spam that I have ever seen. I am sitting here with tears in my eyes, which is not good because it's making my spam sandwich soggy. I will never forget you for this, MArge. There will be a special cloud reserved in Heaven with your name on it for creating this literary masterpiece. I'm too choked up to go on. I'm sorry...thank you, Marge |
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Poeminister Senior Member
since 2000-02-26
Posts 1862Regina SK; Canada |
Marge, This was fun to read, enjoyed it much. Poeminister< !signature--> "...no single sound too rude upon thy slumber shall intrude, Our thoughts, our souls- O God above! In every deed shall mingle, love." -Poe [This message has been edited by Poeminister (edited 12-03-2000).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Kethry~ LOL ! I love it ! Martie~ Anytime, dear ! Doreen~ Tee-Hee ! I'm laughing too ! LoneWolf~ So glad to spread this Spammie Smile ! Balladeer~ Now who crack who up ? I thought of you all the way through it ! *Kisses* PoeMinister~ The Spammies are running rampant with smiles for everyone ! ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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SEA
Moderator
Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
Marge~ this is very funny, thank you for doing my challenge! I really enjoyed your tale of Spam! -SEA |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
Okay, so you know that I am laughing of course but could we maybe get some brussel sprouts on the side with this one? Now that would make the perfect meal. Yeah, I know, I just let it out as to what is my favorite food of all time and that is not putting down spam at all because I too love a good spamming on a Fluffy piece of bread and covered in that white stuff. (yeah, the mayonaise) A life with love will have some thorns, but a life without love will have no roses. author unknown |
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Romy Senior Member
since 2000-05-28
Posts 1170Plantation, Florida |
Marge, I really like your poem of Spam! I really liked it Spam I am! I could read it in a car or on a bus or in a bar! Or in my house, or on a train, out on the street, or on a plane! I could read it in a boat, but I won't put it down my throat! I really like your poem of Spam, But I won't eat it, Spam I am! (Dr. Suess would love you!) |
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vlraynes Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-25
Posts 8229Somewhere... out there... |
Marge- LOL...i just love this...too cute!! now you have my muse inspired, and it looks like it's gonna be another long nite..lol. keep your eyes peeled for a sequel to this little ditty... love and hugs, ~vicky < !signature--> "...until you have read the verse on his heart, you have not truely met the poet." -vlraynes [This message has been edited by vlraynes (edited 12-06-2000).] |
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CocoBaci Member Elite
since 2000-05-06
Posts 3043 |
------------------------------- Sandwich me with some mayo or eat me with your fingers You can eat me with a pickle or with Dijon if you're fickle ------------------------------- Marge, oh my, I'm elated tonite to find these rhymes of sheer delight... Pssst... Oh no I must be fickle cus I don't like Spam with pickle and if I must gimme the Dijon on top... Hugs2uLady [This message has been edited by CocoBaci (edited 12-06-2000).] |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
SEA~ T'was fun - thanks for the giggles ! MarkB~ Ah-ha ... You will see that on 'sprouts' we fully agree ! Debbie~ Your reply is just great. Just too cool. Vicky~ LOL ! I see that Poppie left you with another smile. Dani~ Just a delightful night ! Glad you joined us for a smile. ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ noles1@totcon.com |
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BloomingRose Member Elite
since 2000-08-09
Posts 3092Florida |
Marge~ LOL No other comment will do. You are too funny! LOL LOL Deb |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Well, I found this quite archived Thought I'd try to bring it alive And to thank that BloomingRose a little late, do you suppose ? But what the heck it's perfectly sane to LOVE THAT SPAM of the infamous name~ I'm just having a little phunny time here today~  You people REALLY should go archiving sometime~ *Huglets* ALL~ ~*Marge*~ ~*When the heart grieves over what it has lost, |
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