Open Poetry #11 |
Silence of the Yams |
Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
Silence of the Yams Tis hardly worth mentioning but still the words must be said Awake I lay til crack of dawn then I sat up in bed I forgot to make the yams to accompany our family feast the can still sits upon the shelf between green beans and yeast The marshmallow adornment was used for krispie squares I really do apologize if anyone still cares. No one said a word to me that something was awry and suddenly in dark of night I knew the reason why Perhaps no one really liked the yams I prepare each year Maybe they always ate them out of love or out of fear Next year I’ll test my theory amid Thanksgiving plans Then I will know for sure if there’s silence of the yams. |
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desperado Member
since 1999-05-24
Posts 312FT Hood,Tx |
I saw this title and I said, "dear lord!" hehe kinda cute though. but don't worry, if I was a relative, I'd tell it to ya straight. err well I'd recommend that I should be the one to cook them at least, and if I "forgot" to cook them, oops. ;P~~~ I'll blame it on the holiday rush. hehe actually, I'll be honest and say I've never had any before that I can recall. but then again I usually don't pay attention to what I'm eating cause it all ends up in the same spot anyways. with the same reaction of course. hehe wonderful poem, great holiday humor, and please pass the err... nevermind, you didn't make them this year. ;P |
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Denise
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since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
Thanksgiving without yams? I can't imagine it!! Cute poem, Sharon!! Denise |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
We had yams, but my sister-in-law didn't have any cranberry sauce. No, I didn't say a word. |
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VAS Member Rara Avis
since 2000-11-16
Posts 7450Oregon |
You made my day! There's someone on this earth a lot like me!!! I mean, finding something you forgot to serve AFTER everyone's gone home AND writing about it in a corny rhyme. I so terribly enjoyed this, it's the kind of thing I'd write, but not nearly so well, me thinks! |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
Well a holiday without Yams? That's cool by me. Matter of fact my mother-in-law just gave me 2 BIG things of them, and well, this is what I think of Yams... <*\\\>< I know not what the future holds, but I know Who holds the future. I don't question YOUR existance - GOD |
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serenity blaze Member Empyrean
since 2000-02-02
Posts 27738 |
you---ARE A NUT....lol... but hey...this is a plan! I'll "forget" a dish every year and maybe when I'm eighty? I can just gum some spam...lol. sigh, suits me fine. LOL...and thanks for the post-gobble giggle. |
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pen of passion Member
since 1999-08-11
Posts 234 |
Cleverly Done as Usual. |
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Poet deVine
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since 1999-05-26
Posts 22612Hurricane Alley |
All you need with yams is a little Chianti!! Glad you enjoyed my little punful poem! |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
PDV, lol at this clever piece, and I don't even celebrate thanksgiving. write on Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
*giggling with delight*This was a delightful read. I totally enjoyed it. Thank you so much for sharing. Love I leave with you my friend whether it be in your life or of yet the essense of your dreams. [URL=http://path2riches.com]http://path2riches.com |
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LoveBug
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since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
I HATE YAMS!!!But I know how you feel. My mom handed the cooking over to me this year, and I COULD NOT FIND THE GRAVY! I didn't notice until my dad asked me to pass it to him! Oh well... This was really cute! "Where there is great love there are always miracles" -Cather "Love heals everything, and love is all there is"- Zukav |
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Mike Member Elite
since 1999-06-19
Posts 2462 |
Do you carrot all about me, ...my sweet potato pie? I yam infatuated, ...lettuce turnip to the sky, you do have a way with words fair lady... wasn't there a song once... Yam up and yelly tight.... please forgive... sufferering from turkey overdose here... loved the poem. |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
*lol*.....this was very cute, I don't celebrate thanksgiving, but I got a great imagery from you,... loved the whole poem. Charisma |
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wayoutwalt Member Elite
since 1999-06-22
Posts 4870TEXAS (it's all big) |
i gotta feeling somebody above said I YAM WHAT I YAM i love yams man i am so mad the person designated to bring em burnt all but a lil batch and i only got one huge serving (sniff) thank you sharon thank you |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LMAO...my sis kept saying...but MOM last year we didnt have enough...and we wound up with enough to feed the whole town I think...she's gonna be eating them for a MONTH...tickled |
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