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Adam And Eve (by Toerag's Son)
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Adam And Eve (by Toerag's Son) |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Adam and Eve now weren't they cute, Why O' why Eve did you eat that fruit, We'd all be perfect, no thanks to that fault, Perfectness stopped, came to a halt. All you women are here to blame, Equal rights you ought to be ashamed, It took woman to commit the first sin, Now it's just over and over again. If it weren't for man, you'd have no rib, Ate the fruit and told a fib, If you'd listened to man I'm sure you'd see What a better place this world would be. PMS goes way way back, Even the Bible refers to that, On her way to Bethlehem, Mary rode Joseph's ass to Jerusalem. [This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-22-2000).] |
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Toerag Member Ascendant
since 1999-07-29
Posts 5622Ala bam a |
Dear Ladies, As you know, I'm a true lover of all the ladies. This should not reflect my opinion of the opposite sex by any means. I think women should be respected totally and unequivacally. I think all women have equal rights by all means. they can cook fairly well, clean house quite well, and if it weren't for women....what good would sex be? After all....they are quite adept at all these things...Just think?....There'd be millions and millions of dirty dishes and unironed shirts and such if it weren't for women...right? |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Toerag has a son?????? Oh to wake and learn so much, is hard on this simple womans heart. I've heard of charity work but that is asking just way too much of any woman. [This message has been edited by inot2B (edited 11-22-2000).] |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Well Toerag's son, I think you are well Abel to raise Cain around here. Good stuff Kethry Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed? Rex E. Alford |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
The poem is filled with lightning and thunder and you wanna hope you never head to Bethlehem with a Mary..or to the corner store with a an infected hopeful...and your explanation of the poem well, it buried you.. but what would the world be like without some conflict to make someone jump up and down on their rose colored glasses....all in all it's great fun!!! son writes alright! |
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Corinne Member Ascendant
since 1999-10-28
Posts 5167state of confusion |
Well, well, well. A chip off the old Toe blockarooney! Another rabble rouser. Welcome! Another definition of PMS - post men syndrome. Corinne |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
Considering the high esteem I have for the Toerag, it's nice to see apples falling not far from the tree! *G* This is great! |
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