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Toerag
Member Ascendant

since 1999-07-29

Posts 5622
Ala bam a

0 posted 2000-11-22 12:09 PM

Whatta 'bout them pest controllers
Ain't they slick?
Sprayin' them insecticides
Makin' ya sick.

Sprayin' them roaches,
Catchin' them mice,
Killin' them ants,
Sprayin' them twice.

them everlovin' pest busters,
Ain't they keen?
Sprayin' evry' bug in yore kitchin'
The ones that ya seen.

Chargin' ya big bucks,
Ya gotta sign a contract,
Bugs still commin' back?
Thattsa' known true fact,

Gittin' them termites,
gittin them rats,
Payin' yore' money,
While Balladeer gets fat,

Wanna be a bug killer?
Wanna be overpaid?
Getchyaself a contract,
and a big can of Raid!

[This message has been edited by Toerag (edited 11-22-2000).]

Kethry
Member Rara Avis

since 2000-07-29

Posts 9082
Victoria Australia

1 posted 2000-11-22 03:52 AM

Scott, you're gonna get stomped on. Be careful! be very careful.
Keth

Why do yesterdays remain and todays pass by ...unnoticed?
Rex E. Alford

ethome
Member Patricius

since 2000-05-14

Posts 11858
New Brunswick Canada

2 posted 2000-11-22 04:26 AM

Ha ha this is a good one...must be a story here I'm missing....ethome

suthern

Member Seraphic

since 1999-07-29

Posts 20723
Louisiana

3 posted 2000-11-22 09:34 AM

And not only that... they expect me to slave away and spend hours emptying my pantry... so they can spend 5 seconds with that spray! LOL. This is great, sweets... (but Raid isn't as much fun to harass as the bug man! *G*)

Sunshine

Administrator

Member Empyrean

since 1999-06-25

Posts 63354
Listening to every heart

4 posted 2000-11-22 09:50 AM

what a fun weekend this is going to be
seeing what can be caught with some toeraggedy...

Karilea
If I whisper, will you listen?...
I would rather be silent and write, than speak loudly and be bound.
KRJ

SEA

Moderator

Member Seraphic

since 2000-01-18

Posts 22676
with you

5 posted 2000-11-22 09:57 AM

Toe~ the only good bug is a dead bug!!

-SEA

Local Rebel
Member Ascendant

since 1999-12-21

Posts 5767
Southern Abstentia

6 posted 2000-11-22 09:58 AM

What about that Toerag
writin poetry?
Writin them words that
make us go hee hee

Flirtin with women
bustin Balladeer
rhymin them lines
while the poets cheer

That everlovin Toerag
don't he buzz?
The biggest hearted poet
that there ever was?

Hate is a dead thing. Who of you would be a tomb? -Kahlil Gibran

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