Toerag’s Confession
Toerag confessed to Father O’Malley his disgrace.
“Last night, seven women, each in a different place.”
The penance imposed of Toe’s sins in the past
“Drink the juice of seven lemons in a tall glass,
That should wipe that silly grin off your face.”

Long John’s Complaint
Long John was disturbed and he did complain.
“No in-flight movie that drives me insane.”
The flight attendant replied,
As she stood by his side,
“Aw Captain, Shut up and just land the plane.”

Balladeer the Flirt
There was a crude “flit” named Balladeer,
It gained him fame from far and near.
He’d tell them all, “You are the one,
Now would you please just give me some?”
“Here I am, alone again, crying in my beer.”