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LongJohn's Titanic Problem
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LongJohn's Titanic Problem |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA 
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Poor LongJohn calls for warrior poems And no more of romance. Could it be that the Passion ladies Won't give him a chance? He begs for swords and wars and such, Brave knights in cast-iron tunics To hide the fact, in games of love, He's nothing but a eunich! He;s tried them all with his smooth ways The ladies of the site But bait he uses is so small He never gets a bite. "No, I need a MAN! said Nan "Give me DEATH!" said Keth SERENITY said "No, not me!" "Change your CLOTHES!" said Rose JANET MARIE said, "Don't touch ME!" "Please don't WHINE!" said Poet DeVine. Karilea said "Pardon me?" Martie said "You smarty!" Elizabeth said "Save your breath!" Doreen said "You must be the ugliest, dirty bugger I've ever seen!!! Lorelei said "Bal's my guy!" ......and so the list goes on  I feel sorry for my pal He's not a frisky pup Titanic ships and LongJohns Have trouble staying up!  [This message has been edited by Balladeer (edited 12-28-2000).] |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
ROTFLMAO |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
Yes, he's tried everything but ICEberg lettuce on a spam sandwich! Oh, I'm laughing so hard I can't see the keyboard  God love ya! "Every man dies. Not every man truly lives." Braveheart Kathleen |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
You are too funny with this.......ya know....this could be the start of something....... -SEA |
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Startime Member Ascendant
since 2000-10-03
Posts 5918Canada |
OOPs look out for his sword Mr. Balladeer. Your singing may not win this battle. *giggling with delight* oh my gosh, you are so funny. |
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Lorelei54 Member
since 1999-07-27
Posts 458 |
I beg your pardon! he does not have problems staying up...why the other night it must have been 9:30pm! |
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Marge Tindal
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Lorelei~ PRECIOUS ! ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
ROFLMBO.............yeah, so the song of the passive pirate continues and the only sinking he shall be doing it appears is into the gallows to fetch the pegged leg of his own keg. Way too funny my friend. |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
rofl and you know the rest. I could almost feel sorry for Long John, if he hadn't so desperately asked for it. Keth Religion is for people frightened about going to hell - Spirituality is for people who have been there. Anon. |
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encre du coeur Junior Member
since 2000-12-24
Posts 15Florida |
Seems like a sailor would be be wonderful!! Ever read 'Two Years Before the Mast'??? I write with the ink of my heart. |
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EagleScorpion Senior Member
since 2000-03-08
Posts 1644Here, Now, Forever |
oh just get the guy some viagra for crying out loud! |
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suthern
since 1999-07-29
Posts 20723Louisiana |
ROFLMAO... Thanks, Deer... I needed the chuckles! *S* Long John won't sink Into the drink For his peg leg will float. Still it's fitting to mention His pleas for attention Have really missed the boat. *G* And considering that he already has the love and devotion of the lovely Lorelei, he gets no sympathy! LOL |
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Nan
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-05-20
Posts 21191Cape Cod Massachusetts USA |
Geesh - You'd think the two of you were BOTH depraved... um... deprived... So... when do I get that MAN you mentioned???... |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Oh, my sides hurt!!Denise |
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LoveBug
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Member Elite
since 2000-01-08
Posts 4697 |
Thanks for making me smile, deer! |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
ROTFL Let the games begin! Mr Deer I'm glad to see you back to do battle. |
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