Open Poetry #11 |
Will She Do? (Another try Ethome, maybe this one can fill in ?) |
Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Will She Do? You've asked for a dream girl to put a smile on your face P T love I've tried everyone, it seems like a hopeless case The list of your criteria is rigorous and just a little long And I think it's too late to find a mate to sing your song The long auburn hair well that's not too hard to arrange I'd give her mine actually because I could do with a change It's long and flowing yes, but it takes forever to get it dry I want it shorter for those times when time seems to simply fly The eyes now they're a problem I can't find anyone at all Can't you choose another colour into who's depths you'd fall Mine wouldn't do, they don't stay the same from day to day One day they are bluish and then they turn a smokey grey Cheekbones I can do, a little blusher will give them a lift And ruby lips are no problem, I'll give her my lippy as a gift Complexion this being England it's either freckles or rose Wouldn't you consider settling for either one of those The voice I can do, it being my stock in trade so to speak Everyone likes my voice it's neither too strong not too week So the voice is no problem, I could offer to show her how I promise when I finish with her all you'll find to say Oh wow Those legs are a bit tricky could you settle for lithe instead Because I did Yoga once and can lift mine right over my head Now the breasts, if you want plastic then an op is the way to go But natural which means the signs of gravity will obviously show The slim waist is fine but what about having some real fun If she's dieting for what else does she say 'no thanks just the one'? Wouldn't you rather have someone who enjoys trying pleasure? Someone keen to indulge both of you, measure for measure? The smile, well that's easy surely you could give her that And the assets and the condo, what if she has her own flat? All the rest? Wouldn't you think that I was gilding the lily? And you'll give her what? My! I thought you said, oh I am silly If Santa can get her to you I hope you'll have a great time But unfortunately she changes back to a dream at half past nine It's the best I could manage with the time I had to do it all in She may be a dream but she's fairly lively and she's keen to sin I've asked her very sweetly to make your Christmas a special night She's equipped with all the necessary to make you grin with delight Actually I'd quite like to help her, but at 5' 5" I'm a bit too small P T love, I wish you Merry Christmas and I hope you have a ball Marsha < !signature--> Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning [This message has been edited by Marsha (edited 12-24-2000).] |
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Paula Finn Member Ascendant
since 2000-06-17
Posts 5546missouri |
LOL well I sure dont fit any of PT's criteria...I'm only 5'2" blonde hair and blue eyes...sigh...but I'm glad you found him a dream anyway |
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Janet Marie Member Laureate
since 2000-01-22
Posts 18554 |
very witty and clever Marsha...nice to see you enjoying your poetry ... this is very cute. well done fun set to rhyme and if Santa dont bring our sweet E-babes the woman of his dreams... Im not worried... all he has to do is tune up that guitar of his .. and fire up that poets pen that writes such heart felt love poems and there will be a line. Hey E-babes...I gotta a couple candles and the complete Van Morrison collection... can I apply teehee later-matchmaker-gators jm Some people find subtlety in strangers if you find anything~let me in Your eyes~you see everything my eyes~I see it all together now~and I know |
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ethome Member Patricius
since 2000-05-14
Posts 11858New Brunswick Canada |
Hey Mushy! YOU'RE GETTING CLOSE! Hey JM you're tempting me with Van the man. |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Paula love, blondes have more fun love truly although I'm always saying to my sisters that they are just cast in my shaddow. I like to promote harmony and contentment, just for the fun of it. Besides I gave them all a copy of The Secret as a little pressie. And they have all been swearing vengence. Thank you sweetie for sharing the fun, and I hope you have a great New Year. (I just know I will) Take care Mushy Janet Marie, thank you love, I do appreciate it, a compliment from you is praise indeed. I hope that this coming year brings you peace, love and lots of smiles. As for E babes, I'm doing my best honestly But well you know how difficult it is to get your hands on the ingredients for a good dream. Everyone has used them up for all those Christmas wishes. Take care Mushy P T love, Close.... is that all close!! I studied the criteria, I mixed together the right ingredients, and all I get is close. Oh love, okay I'll keep trying. Work, work, work, goodness that's a lot of work. And don't say goodness has nothing to do with it, or I'll clock you one. Thanks for the smiles love Take care Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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Kethry Member Rara Avis
since 2000-07-29
Posts 9082Victoria Australia |
Marsha, a fairy godmother's work is never done. You could probably stop elfin' him now that Christmas is done. Huggle Bunny - lower your standards a bit so I can get in the queue. Kethry Religion is for people frightened about going to hell - Spirituality is for people who have been there. Anon. |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
Kethry love, with Christmas over perhaps I'll be able to get some better ingredients. And love I'm sure that you have a spot in the queue Thank you love Take care Slushy Mushy Take back the hope you gave,- I claim Only a memory of the same Robert Browning |
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