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Dovey's Night at the Motel (Response to Dovey's Halloween Poem)
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Dovey's Night at the Motel (Response to Dovey's Halloween Poem) |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion 
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I'm sorry, Dovey *teary eyes* - You made me write this poem revealing your deepest secret *sniffles* -------------------------------------- Among the women whom I admire most Is the little VIXEN we call Wht Dove. Though now she deserves to become toast, And I must remove my gloves. I've always treated her with respect, *Tears are streaming down my face* Revenge is sweet, although I regret, That Dovey's brought me to this place. For, though it hurts, now I must tell, This story I promised I'd keep, About her evening job at a local Motel, Located on Lonely Guy Street. It seems she was the manager there, And was working the night shift alone. When a customer walked in out of nowhere, In need of a one-night home. Now, the lil VIXEN was tired, She'd been working the shift all night, And, in her daze, was suddenly inspired, To treat this new customer "right." "You may have a room for the night. Thank you." She said cheerfully as she took his cash. "But there's something I really need you to do, "It will make my long night go fast." The man eyed our VIXEN with hunger, A night of fantasy and dreams come true. He was sure he'd feel so much younger From the things Dovey asked him to do. "I'll do anything you ask," he agreed, With an appraising look at her form. "I've been too long without female company, I need a good woman to keep me warm." "I promise I'll make you warm through and through," Our sweet little Dovey replied. "You'll feel at home when I'm done with you." To which the man audibly sighed. "Come with me and I'll show you your room," Dovey said as she took his hand, "I've been without a man, so now I need you, To make me feel like a woman again." Her customer smiled in a lascivious way, As he followed her to the Honeymoon Suite. He knew he was getting more than he paid, For this night of rumpled tossed sheets. "You'll be my husband for just tonight," Dovey promised as they entered the room. "Here's the toilet brush, and DO IT RIGHT! And when you're DONE, here's the VACUUM!" "And don't forget, you said you were mine, And I won't take any guff, do you hear?! Now GET TO WORK, this room is a sight!" Said our Dovey to poor Balladeer. |
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Fred Hobbs Member
since 1999-06-08
Posts 329Tallahassee, Florida, US |
I'm not gonna get between you and Balladeer when you're dueling. Just thought I'd tell you that this is a great read. |
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Sunshine
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-25
Posts 63354Listening to every heart |
Uh-Oh...looking for a place to duck and cover...while ROTFLMAO...which isn't easy... Karilea If I whisper, will you listen?...KRJ |
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inot2B Member Elite
since 2000-09-18
Posts 2205Arkansas |
Tell Dovey when she's through with Balladeer to send him my way. My house could use a good cleaning. |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
 And you promised to keep my secret! (sniff sniff)LMAO!! That Balladeer was quite pleased To earn his keep for the night When I gave him the toilet brush He just didn't think it was right  He scrubbed those toilets gleaming white And with toothbrush cleaned the floor After cleaning and resting a bit I heard him cuss as he went through the door But in his hand he carried with That toothbrush that cleaned the floor And I knew in my heart of hearts He'd soon be knocking on LJ's door LJ make sure you check that toothbrush before you use it! |
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jinxed Member
since 2000-09-27
Posts 86 |
passions just isn't the same without your smiles  glad you are here my sailor friend |
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Charisma
since 2000-09-30
Posts 5906lost in blue pages |
ROTFLMAO love it.....and also love the reply from whtdove..... |
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LngJhnAg Member Elite
since 1999-07-23
Posts 3508Boot+Kitty=Poetry in motion |
Fred - I appreciate your hesitancy to get between Balladeer and me - he's a smelly kinda guy, and you don't wanna git too close - lol. Karilea - Looking for a place to duck and cover? Oh my... I'm biting my tongue as hard as I can to keep from responding to this one - lol I Not - I'm sure she will - He doesn't clean up so well - lol Dovey - Toothbrush? Ya mean they finally invented something for cleaning a single tooth? I'm sure Toerag will be pleased to hear this - lol. I really like your poetic response, BTW. Jinxed - Thanks for your affirmation. I need those kind of remarks sometimes to keep me trying. A lot of the people in here are hurting so much they can't find it in their soul to smile very much. That's my self-appointed job - to lighten their day, even if for a brief moment. Charisma - Thank you for those encouraging words. I agree with you, lil Dovey replied very well. What is really important is that she now knows to never assail my character again with terrible made-up stories of incontinence. |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
This is hilarious! Which city is this motel in?< !signature--> Kathleen [This message has been edited by Irish Rose (edited 10-06-2000).] |
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SEA 
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Member Seraphic
since 2000-01-18
Posts 22676with you |
LJA~ this is really funny!!! I was thinking how can he dis' poor Rebecca like this then, I was laughin so hard my kids were lookin at me funny ` I loved Becca's come back too. -SEA |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
ROFL LJ!! Good response! But I like assaulting you!  Tis sooooo much fun hehe. ~Hugs to ya buddy~ |
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rosepetals25
since 2000-05-31
Posts 3076PA |
LngJhn, LOLOL.. this was to funny.. again You always keep me smiling  Wonderful poem ~~Tara aka rp25 :o) |
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Balladeer
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Member Empyrean
since 1999-06-05
Posts 25505Ft. Lauderdale, Fl USA |
LongJohn, I'm sad to say I've got the flu But, when this little bug is through I'm gonna whomp all over you!!! Until that time, boy...toodle-ooo |
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Elizabeth
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Member Ascendant
since 1999-06-07
Posts 6871Minnesota |
You guys are just too much! I loved the punch line at the end...and WhtDove's response! Good work! Elizabeth Something sweet, something sort of grandish, sweeps my soul when thou art near... [email protected] |
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Denise
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Member Seraphic
since 1999-08-22
Posts 22648 |
ROFL  Denise |
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Marsha
since 2000-07-10
Posts 7423Maidstone Kent England |
I like this, brought a big smile to my face. But if there's any trouble just tell me where 's the safest place to hide really good read Marsha |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL! Wonderful words you weave LngJhn ... loved the punchline, and as always enjoyed the great big smile you've left me with! Best wishes, /Kit |
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