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Embarrassing Moments |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia 
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Embarrassing Moments Hey, this is not written from personal experience ok  You’re halted at the red light and you feel a little itch You wrinkle right, you wrinkle left, your nose begins to twitch A morsel green, wedged between, temptation starts to grow One index in, you look around, Sprung! Finger up your nose. With candlelight and fine red wine, romance is in the air Excuse yourself to ladies room, pretence to brush your hair A hunky date, potential mate, you really do impress Until you realise much too late, your knickers caught up in your dress. When walking down a crowded street, the feeling starts so small You make your way, and then you stand with your back turned to the wall Discomfort reigns, you should refrain, you find you’re in a bind Two laughing eyes behind the glass, see you scratching your behind. You have just been introduced to a group of friendly peers The conversation flows quiet well, you have another beer The moment that it hits their chin, you want to leave this place Ignore or wipe, they glare at you, with your spittle on their face. The doors are closed and the people stare towards two metal doors They’re waiting till the bell dings and they arrive at the right floor Your stomach moans, then it groans, it’s making quite a stir Twelve noses crinkle in the mist of “sulphur de le fleur” Embarrassment is just a sign, that you have left your mark A blushing face just means, that you can now glow in the dark And if someone’s being witty, by stressing your great plight Just push them off the nearest step, then run and take your flight. [This message has been edited by linda munday (edited 10-03-2000).] |
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Marge Tindal 
since 1999-11-06
Posts 42384Florida's Foreverly Shores |
Linda~ Well .... feeling our oats this fine day, are we ? LOL !  Just too funny !  ~*Marge*~ ~*The pen of the poet never runs out of ink, as long as we breathe.*~ [email protected] |
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WhtDove Member Rara Avis
since 1999-07-22
Posts 9245Illinois |
LMAO! You've captured those moments great! I loved the scratching butt one Or those undies that decide to crawl up there in public places! Had me a mouth full of coffee, but managed to swallow it before I died laughing! Thanks for the great laugh this morning! <*\\\>< I know not what the future holds, but I know Who holds the future. |
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Mark Bohannan Member Rara Avis
since 2000-06-21
Posts 7269In the winds of Cherokee song |
LMBO....this was hilarious....thank you...needed the laugh. |
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Gemini Senior Member
since 1999-12-15
Posts 1203Wisconsin, USA |
Cute-Been there on the receiving end and viewing end, you've captured it well. |
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Kit McCallum
Administrator
Member Laureate
since 2000-04-30
Posts 14774Ontario, Canada |
ROFL! Boy, you sure captured some of the most embarrassing ones Linda! Thanks for the grins ... much enjoyed! Best wishes, /Kit |
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Irish Rose Member Patricius
since 2000-04-06
Posts 10263 |
oh my goodness, this is priceless!! Thank you for this, one of the best. Kathleen |
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Dark Angel Member Patricius
since 1999-08-04
Posts 10095 |
LOL Linda, This was terrific, a great way to start the morning, Thanks for the laugh |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
Thank you for replying... I had no idea if it was funny or not. When you're writing them, you are focussing on the words the format, the etc. etceteras of it.. that you end up losing the spontanaeity of the thing. So thanks for the encouragement, Marge, Dove, Mark, Gemini, Kit, Irish rose and Angel... it helps See ya around the place. |
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linda munday Member
since 2000-06-17
Posts 315Adelaide, Australia |
hmmmmmm.. i think i made a boo boo .. im outta here to fix it.. |
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